Hey all of you! It's me and I'm back! I've been away for a while because the damn comp broke on me. I'm starting back up for all my fans out there! kiss kiss Anyway, we left off a long time ago when someone says that in an hour we will all be our new identities again right? So let's do it to it!

(Everyone in the Naughty Ottsel takes a break and tries to think about the previous hour)

Bravo: Boy I sure am sore. Being Jak is hard work.

Stelle: Bravo, what are you talking about? You're such a damn fool! You always think it's hard to be yourself!

Torn: Well Stelle, being you is definitely no picnic either!

Stelle: Whaddaya mean?!

(Jak yawns and looks around until Daxter offers him some Gold Dust)

Daxter: You know what Stelle?

Stelle: What?

Daxter:..

Stelle: (more agitated) What?

Daxter: (hums a little) ….

Stelle: (angrily) What?!

Daxter: … You should have kissed me when you spun the bottle….

Stelle: You mean that's all you wanted to say?

Daxter: Yeah, pretty much so.

Stelle: One day I'm gonna strangle you! (sighs)

Tess: (petting Daxter) Did that meanie weenie Stelle threaten you?

Sig: I've always known you to come up with funny games Stelle Nemitarra, but this is probably the more worse idea you have!

Stelle: Hey big boy you wanna take it outside with me?!

Sig: Sure why not?!

(Stelle and Sig growl at each other fiercely)

Jak: (holding Stelle) Stelle, he's probably just kidding.

Torn: Yeah, don't get so worked up about it.

Stelle: (yells) Shut Up!!

(Stelle breaks free of Jak's grasp and jumps on Sig. A small fight begins and it all stops when Sig's head is buried in her shirt)

Stelle: Hey! What are you doin' in there?! (blushes)

Sig: So those are real after all! I can see the little stretch marks…. and the….

Stelle: Hey hey hey!! Those are mine, and you and all the rest of these pervs aren't gettin' none of it!!

Ashelin: Who said WE wanted any of it?

(Stelle turns around slowly)

Keira: Oh no!

Bravo: I want them!!

Sig: Oh snap!

Stelle: (politely and quietly) I'm sorry, but I didn't see anyone clinging on to your shirt…. Maybe you're just not attractive enough you hussy!

Ashelin: Well at least I'm not shaking my chest around trying to get everyone's attention!

Stelle: I don't do that on purpose! It always moves when I jump or run, can't help that! Or in your case you can't gain it!!!

(Keira gets in the middle of them and tries to break them up)

Keira: (looks at Stelle) You know Stelle, you're really tall!

Stelle: And you're just noticing this now?! I'm 6'2'' of course I'm tall! And in my clairvoyant case, I'm very well developed, both in mind and body! Some people can't appreciate it!

Torn: Ashelin? Are you sure you aren't just a little jealous of Stelle?

Ashelin: What?!

Torn: You know that Stelle was very popular in those days. (calmly drinks a little) She still is for that matter.

Stelle: Aha! You see, you're all just jealous of my looks, my calm and spunky demeanor and my incredible strategic and fighting ability! (smirks at Ashelin) That's why even your father appointed me the role of Krimson Knight!

Bravo: The one and only!!

Stelle: That's right!

(Stelle pulls out her Neo Blade and points it at Ashelin's throat. Everyone gathers around smiling deviously)

Stelle: I'll always be remembered as the one and only Krimson Knight! The true assassin, mercenary and beautiful love interests to all!

(As soon as Stelle swings her sword, Ashelin opens her eyes to find Stelle shaking her gently)

Stelle: Wake up girl!

Ashelin: (wiping away some sweat) What happened?

Tess: You had a drink too many and you just passed out.

Torn: Are you ok?

Ashelin: I guess so. I had the most awful dream about Stelle….

Stelle: Hey!!!

Ashelin: You were just about to cut my head off with that sword of yours!!!

Jak: Stelle might get pushed over the edge a little, but she wouldn't go that far…. would she?

Daxter: In case she goes on a rampage, I got you to cover for my ass Jak!

Stelle: (smiles) I may be your rival Ashy, but I wouldn't go so far as to do that.

(Ashelin gives Stelle a hug)

Stelle: (annoyed) Could we stop please? I'm feeling a little ripe here….

Sig: Oh Stelle you deserve it!

Bravo: Hey, I wanna hug her too!!

(Everyone gives Stelle a group hug)

Torn: For the first time in years I feel happy.

Daxter: Glad to hear it grouchy-pants!!

Bravo: Is that you tickling me Stelle?

Stelle: (crushed by everyone's weight of the hug) When will all the torment end?! I need violence! I need bloodshed! I need Bravo slipping on a banana peel and falling down an open manhole! I need action and violence and ………(goes on while the group still hugs her)

And so ends another chapter of this story! Reviews are welcome but no flames please! If you want to give me any ideas how to make this story as it progresses funnier, don't be shy to tell me in your reviews ok! I'll make sure to mention and thank you in my further stories! Now that I'm back, there will be updates on every story that I made of course it will take time though so be patient. And check this, for you readers and fans is an announcement that a new story by me will be made. It's going to be called "Adventures In Egg sitting." Bravo and Stelle find a little Leaper egg only soon to find out it's hard to take care of it and it belongs to something bigger! I love you all; you're a wonderful audience!!