Expect The Unexpected Chapter 4: Introducing 'Lordy Fluffykins', an inuyasha fanfic

Sooo…A new chapter! Woot so long in Microsoft Word!

Disclaimer: Uhh…Okay Okay! I do not own Inuyasha! sniffles… But I will get Sesshy sometime! MUAHAH!

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Introducing 'Lord Fluffykins'

Everybody was back at the hut. Kagome, Sango and Miroku were sitting against the wall. Of course, the two girls were a few feet away from the lecherous monk, for safety reasons. Inuyasha was in the corner sitting down, watching one youkai and one human who were currently laying down. One was unconscious.

"Inuyasha, why are they in such injuries?" Kaede was currently treating Sesshomaru, who was suffering greatly. "Both are bleeding and have cuts and scratches. But, why do they have poison all over?"

Inuyasha was gazing at Yukita, who had their eyes closed. He was oblivious to the conversation around him. He sighed. 'It's all my fault Yuki has poison on her body. I shouldn't have done the Wind Scar…Then she wouldn't have had to grab Sesshomaru and get the poison from the vines... She probably thinks I'm terrible, careless, coldhearted-'

"Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha looked around the room, startled, trying to find who was calling his name. Sango and Miroku were sleeping. Kagome was hugging Shippo and were resting. They were almost asleep, not quite. His eyes shot down at Kaede, who was staring at him angrily.

"Inuyasha!"

"Huh? Oh, what do you want ya old hag?"

"If ye were paying attention, Inuyasha, ye would have heard. I asked why they have poison on their clothes and body!" Kaede said, annoyed that he wasn't paying any attention. "What happened back there?"

"Uh…um…."

"Kaede. Sesshomaru was wrapped up in vines, which may have been the cause of the poison. We were being attacked by Kagura and Kikyo. Inuyasha was careless, as usual, and did the Wind Scar. Yuki had to grab Sesshomaru to get him out of the way. That's why she has poison too." Kagome said. She sighed. "She was only looking after her brother. She really cares about him, you know. Unlike a certain hanyou I know…"

"Shut up already! I'm sorry….It's all my fault…" Inuyasha buried his face in his hands.

"Inuyasha…" Kagome said soothingly….

"Now is not the time." Kaede was done with Sesshomaru and was working on Yukita. Kaede turned to look at Inuyasha. "Tsk tsk tsk. Inuyasha, they need new clothes. The poison will only get worse if they wear what they are. We need someone to retrieve clothing."

"I can go."

This time, it was Kaede's turn to be startled, as she looked at her patient. Her golden orbs were opened and she was staring at Kaede. "But ye are not healed yet. It will only get worse."Kaede reasoned.

"Kaede, I am a youkai. I will heal within a few hours. I can go to the castle and retrieve suitable clothing. They will recognize me for my birthmark." Yuki reasoned, as she pointed to the blue crescent moon on her forehead. "Please! I haven't been there in a while and want to see how everyone is doing and how much it has changed. Please please please plea-"

"No." Sesshomaru woke up with difficulty and sat up against the wall. "They will not believe you. And my current state will travel around within a few minutes. You will not go."

"Please!"

"No."

"I wont tell them you're human!"

"No."

"C'mon…please!"

"No!"

"You can write a note!"

"N-… Maybe." Sesshomaru sighed and looked out the window.

"Yay!" Yuki ran over to Kaede, with big golden puppy eyes. She looked adorable and nobody could resist it. "Kaede, do you have ink and a piece of parchment?"

"Yes. I will go get some. Ye wait here and don't run off." Kaede walked out the door in search of the supplies she requested.

Inuyasha looked at Kagome. She was finally asleep with Shippo in her arms. 'Wow, she's like a mother to Shippo…' Inuyasha fell asleep with that last thought.

Now the only people awake were Sesshomaru and Yukita, who were waiting patiently for Kaede to return.

"Kikyo, are you ready yet?"

Kikyo glanced coldly at the wind sorceress, Kagura. Kikyo was standing by a window, while Kagura was standing by the doorway.

"We have twenty minutes. Hurry up." Kagura took a feather out of her pocket I don't know where she keeps them! and walked to the window. "Well..?"

"Yes. Let us go." Kikyo opened the window and jumped onto the giant feather that appeared. Kagura followed suit and they flew towards the Sacred Tree.

"Kouga! Wait for us!" Some wolves of the tribe were struggling to keep up with Kouga, who was nagging at them to keep up. "You know were no match for you! With those sacred jewel shards in your legs, we don't stand a chance!"

Kouga stopped and glared at his companions. They were the two guys who are always with him. Please, tell me their names! Please?. They were leaning on trees panting. "You will not take a break. Go back to the cave. I'll go by myself. You are all too slow. I will return shortly with my woman." Kouga ran quickly, and his friends were eating his dust and watching the whirlwind get smaller and smaller, until it vanished.

Kaede returned five minutes later with parchment and ink. Oh, and she also got a quill or whatever these people write with heh….o.O. Kaede put the materials beside Sesshomaru so it was easy access.

Sesshomaru picked up the pen, but dropped it. "It's….too heavy," he admitted. "I can't…pick it up. Sesshomaru looked to the wooden floor and became acquainted with it. He found it mildly interesting. It was damp, brown and-

"Hmmmm… I guess ye cannot go, Yukita. Sorry."

"No! I'll think of something….Give me a minute. Plleeeeeaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeee!" Yukita pleaded. 'There must be SOMETHING I can do to help him….Wait a second! I got it!' She ran over to Sesshomaru. "I know what to do!"

"What will you do that can help me?"

"I will give you some of my energy!"

Sesshomaru quirked a brow. He didn't know what she meant. Give him some of her energy? What was she talking about? Nonsense obviously."Explain."

Yukita sighed and rolled her eyes. "Youkai can give energy transfers when their friends are in pain. Since you are originally a youkai, it should work. Besides, you're my brother. It should work anyways cause it also works on family. Let's give it a try." She took Sesshomaru's nod as a yes, and untied the upper part of his inner haori. His outer haori was being washed in the stream by Kagome and Sango to get all the poison and blood off. They left 10 minutes ago. She put her hands on his chest, making sure not to cut his delicate skin with her long, sharp claws.

"What are you doing?" asked Sesshomaru. He had no idea what she was doing.

"Don't worry, it is part of the ritual," Yukita concentrated on her task and a bright yellow light engulfed them. Yukita's hair flew like the branches of a tree in the wind. It was a pretty moment. All was in yellow light a minute later.

Inuyasha and Miroku were in the forest bathing in a hot spring. They left a while ago when Kaede left the hut to gather the supplies. Inuyasha lay his head on a rock and gazed at the clouds in the sky. Miroku was sitting up in the hot spring, lost in thought. They have been there for 5 minutes and nobody spoke a word.

"Inuyasha?"

"Hm?"

"I was wondering, what is your relationship with Kagome?"

"What?" Inuyasha had a slight blush on his cheeks. "Whadd'ya mean by our 'relationship'?"

"I meant what I said. Are you going to betray Kagome for an undead miko? If you do, she will hate you and may never come back. If you choose Kagome, Kikyo will kill her. What is your choice?"

"Uh…" Inuyasha stuttered. He didn't know. He wouldn't…No, he couldn't kill Kikyo, but didn't want Kagome to never come back. Maybe if he got both of them….. "What if I say, both?" Inuyasha winced at his friend's next words.

"Are you crazy!?! Kagome will go 'SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT'! Maybe even more 'sits'! She will still never come back! You have to choose Kagome!" said Miroku furious. He then gained his cool, and spoke more gently. "I'm, sorry. I just don't want Kagome to go. I just want her happiness, that's all. You get to choose, Inuyasha."

"…How's your relationship with Sango?"

"Ohh, um…." Miroku looked towards the hut and was wide-eyed. "What is that yellow light? I have to go see! Bye Inuyasha!"

"Miroku! Hey!" Miroku was stepping out of the spring and put his robes back on top-speed. "Huh..?"

Miroku stopped. "What is it Inuyasha?" He was curious of what his dog friend was uneasy about.

"Kagura and Kouga are near! Let's go! You go to the hut and I'll get Sango and Kagome!"

"But..! I want to get my lovely Sango!" Miroku whined.

"Just shut up and go!" Inuyasha jumped out of the hot spring, pulled on his robes and ran towards the stream. All Miroku saw was a flash of red and the trees swaying from the wind he created.

Miroku sighed. He ran to the hut.

"Hmmm..? What a high level of youki. I wonder if it could be….Maybe Yukita?" Kagura questioned her companion who was traveling with her on her giant flying feather.

"Yes, it is Yukita. We must hurry." Kikyo said.

Kagura nodded and sped up. They had to see what was going on. "We will get there in ten minutes. Hang in there, Kikyo."

Kikyo nodded and waited for their journey to end. She couldn't stand flying in the air at this speed that much longer….

"Blaaaaaahhh!"

Kagura looked beside her. Kikyo was leaning over the edge and was sick. Kagura sighed and sped up. She heard a faint yell a few miles behind her and snickered. Somebody got their little present. Kagura smirked.

'Kagome, wait a little longer. You will be my mate sooner than you think…' Kouga smirked at the thought. He ran towards the village that he knew the group was staying at. He had been there countless times. 'And I will beat up Inuyasha for mistreating my woman…'

"EWWWW!!! GET IT OFF OF ME, GET IT OFF OF MEEEE!!!!!" Kouga jumped around swatting his head. He got a bucket-full of …sickness from a little undead miko a few miles up. "EWWWW!!! Maybe I DO need a bath…" Kouga wondered and sped towards a hot spring.

"KA-GO-ME!" Inuyasha ran towards the stream and saw two familiar girls staring at him when he entered the clearing. They looked annoyed like he was interrupting an important talk. "Get over here! Kagura and Kouga are coming and something weird is happening in the hut!" He ran towards Kagome and picked her up bridal-style. He turned towards Sango. "Oh, and you're coming too Sango, but you can get your own ride." He snickered. Shippo came out of nowhere and bounced on Inuyasha's shoulder.

Sango was stomping on her foot impatiently and smiled evilly. "You know, I can get my own ride if you want. It's okay…" she traveled towards the dog-demon.

"Yeah, whatever. Let's go." He turned his back and walked out of the clearing so Sango could follow.

Sango ran up to him and jumped on his back. Inuyasha staggered under the weight of two women and finally got his balance. The two women giggled. "Get offa my back!"

"Come on, Inuyasha. It's only fair if Sango gets a ride too. And, we should really be getting to the village as soon as possible, right?"

"Feh. Hold on tight." Inuyasha raced towards the village. 'We just better meet Miroku on his way there so he can take his 'lovely Sango'….lecherous monk..'

Miroku was running as fast as his human legs could carry him. He stopped when he saw a flash of red and a big clump of white, red, green, purple, pink and black in front of him. He stared up. There he saw, the funniest picture in his life. He laughed hysterically. Inuyasha was standing there looking annoyed and gave him a menacing glare. Sango was on his back, laughing her head off and hanging on his neck. Kagome was in his arms giggling and having the time of her life. Shippo was on Inuyasha's shoulder.

"Uhh, Inuyasha?"

"Here, take your 'lovely Sango' and lets get to the hut." Inuyasha turned his back and Sango fell into Miroku's arms. Inuyasha ran to the hut.

"Ermm…Do NOT try it, Miroku. Let me have fun for a change and you suffer. Not the other way around!" Miroku nodded and obediently ran after Inuyasha and Kagome.

Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku and Shippo all ran into the hut. They blocked out the blinding yellow light surrounding them. And a second later, it vanished. They all saw Kaede sitting on a chair in the corner, Sesshomaru laying on the ground and Yukita beside him with her hands on his chest, looking exhausted.

Yukita panted. She gave a lot of her energy into her brother. More than she first expected. She glanced at Sesshomaru who had a look of shock and pain in his eyes. He smiled.

"Can you write the letter now?" She pleaded.

"Yes. Thank you." Sesshomaru felt uneasy saying those two words for the first time ever, but felt happy at the same time. He picked up the quill, dipped it in the ink and began to write his letter.

Yukita peeked at the letter, but Sesshomaru pushed her back. "No reading." He smirked at the pouted little girl and continued to write.

"What is going on here?"

"What happened?"

"Calm down. Yukita, may you tell them so they can be quiet? I am getting a headache." Kaede looked at Yukita with a nod and sat in her chair. She massaged her temples, trying to get the pain to go away.

"Uhh, well. We decided that Sesshomaru is going to write a letter so I can go to the castle to get supplies. What I just did is give Sesshomaru some of my power so he can bathe and move around. Unfortunately, he is not healed yet so –"

"Kagura is here. Let's go." Inuyasha interrupted the group and began to walk outside. He stopped at the door. "Sango, Miroku and I will go to the Sacred Tree, which is where she is headed. Yukita will stay outside the hut to protect those who are inside. Kagome and Kaede will stay inside to protect my weak little HUMAN half-brother." He mocked. "Get a move on." He walked outside.

Sesshomaru ignored Inuyasha's mockery and sat up, watching the others go. Miroku ran outside after Inuyasha, but Sango walked up to Sesshomaru. "Yes?"

"Sesshomaru, just in case we can't protect you, you can use my katana to protect yourself. But you do have to give it back." Sango handed over the sword and ran outside in her usual battle uniform.

"Yukita…?"

"Yeah?"

"I have decided that you will stay the night at the castle. You will use my cloud to get there dunno the name! and to get back. After the battle, I will teach you how to use it. It should work since we are related."

Yukita nodded and hoped the others were okay.

"Kagura! Show yourself!" Inuyasha hollered. He hated their enemies when they hid. It only showed how weak they really were.

"Hmph. I am not your enemy." Kagura snickered. She walked out of the trees into the clearing. "Kikyo is."

"What!?! You're joking –"

"No. I am not. It is Naraku's wishes. I must be going. Have fun!" She pulled out her feather and flew away. Kikyo, her pale usual self walked out of the trees.

"Inuyasha."

"Kikyo…"

"Come here…"

Inuyasha, the fool he is, walked towards the undead miko. "Yes, Kikyo." He was like a zombie.

"Inuyasha, no!"

"Stop, Inuyasha!"

"Hirakotsu!" Sango yelled. Her large boomerang zoomed between the two lovers. She caught her boomerang. "Next time, I wont miss, Kikyo." She snarled.

"Hmph. You are interfering. You must go." Kikyo shot a blast of energy towards the demon slayer, who was riding her fire cat, and both of them got blasted into a tree. "There. Now for the monk and my…copy." She erected a barrier so Miroku and Kagome couldn't reach them.

Miroku, not seeing the barrier, ran into it and blasted into the tree next to Sango. He smiled and they were both lost consciousness. Kagome was the only fighter left, in the area of course.

She had to act fast. If she didn't, Kikyo would take Inuyasha. That or, kill him to get Yukita. She had become friends with the little youkai and they were very close. She told her of her adventures so far. She had to do something. Her eyes fell on her bow and quiver of arrows that were beside her. She held her bow and got out an arrow.

"Useless…"

Kagome let go of her arrow, not hearing the other miko's words. She saw her purification arrow bounce of the barrier, right back at her! She dodged it, but got a big gash on her side. She couldn't move, and if she screamed, Inuyasha wouldn't hear. But, somebody could hear her…

"HELP!!!!" Now, she waited for her rescuer.

Yukita heard the scream loud and clear. She ran to the sleeping Kaede and shook her. "Kaede!!! Wake up NOW!" Kaede didn't answer, so she yelled in her ear. mean, eh? "KAEDE WAKE UP OR KAGOME'S GUNNA DIE!" Kaede woke up with a start and looked around to see what was the matter.

"Kagome?" she looked around the room and saw a grinning youkai. Kaede was annoyed. Her eyebrow was twitching.

"Uhh…Sorry Kaede. It was the only way to wake you…" Yukita confessed. Sesshomaru was looking with mild interest, while Shippo was playing with his spinning top.

Kaede sighed. "What ails ye, child?"

"I heard Kagome's yell! Stay here with Sesshomaru! I'm going to help her!" Before Kaede could even respond, Yukita was out of the hut. Kaede sighed. Why did she always have to look after either the hyper and arrogant people? Kaede looked at Sesshomaru and Shippo. This just wasn't her day….

"Kagome!?!?!"

"Huh?" Kagome turned around, only to look in worried golden orbs. "Yukita!"

"What happened?" Yukita looked around and saw numerous things. One, Sango and Miroku were against trees, knocked unconscious. Two, Kagome was bleeding heavily and will soon lose consciousness. Three, Inuyasha was with Kikyo in a barrier. "Kagome, are you all right?"

"Yeah…I'm…fine….Inuyasha…." Kagome fell unconscious.

Yukita sighed and used her acid whip to break the barrier. But when she did so, she saw a yelling Inuyasha fall to the ground with an arrow in his chest. He kneeled and pulled the arrow out of his chest.

"I shouldn't have trusted you, Kikyo…" he panted. He leaned against a tree to rest. "Please…Get her for me, Yukita…."

Yukita nodded and sheathed her sword. It was twice her size, considering she looked like a child. But even so, she fought like a real demon. It looked like the sword would crush her with its weight, but it felt like a feather to her. The sword didn't transform like Tetsusaiga, but it still does have the same type of barrier!

"Hmph. Inuyasha, you always knew I wanted to kill you. I want to die with – AHHHH!"

"Shut your mouth and fight me, Kikyo!" Yukita snarled. She got the message on Inuyasha's face, which was telling her not to kill Kikyo. She sheathed her sword and hit Kikyo with her acid whip while she was ranting on about wanting to kill him. Kikyo now had gashed at her side. She was bleeding heavily from the continuous slashes of the whip. She would be unconscious soon.

"Grr…Kagura!" she yelled. Kagura came in a second later, grabbed Kikyo and they both flew off into the bright sky.

"Coward..." Yukita ran over to Inuyasha, pulling up the sleeve of her kimono so she would smell less blood. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Let's get everybody out of here." Inuyasha went to stand up, but fell back down. "Aggh…"

Yukita giggled. "Okay. I'll do all the transportation. But you get moved last!" She stuck out her tongue and ran to Sango. Yukita picked her up and ran off to the hut.

"Yukita, what happened?" Kaede asked worried. Well, would you be worried if a little girl came in carrying in a demon exterminator who was bleeding and unconscious? "Bring Sango here…" Yukita set Sango down in the hut, so Kaede could treat her wounds. "Where are Inuyasha, Miroku and Kagome?"

"Err…They are in the clearing. Inuyasha is wounded and Miroku is unconscious. Oh, and Kagome is badly wounded AND unconscious. I have to go get them. I'll be back." Yukita ran to the door, but a hand was set on her shoulder. She looked up into Sesshomaru's golden orbs.

"I will help."

"No! You are not healed yet! I can handle them on my own. I may be small, but I have around the same amount of strength as you!" With Sesshomaru glaring deadly at her, she quickly added. "Well…almost….Heh heh heh…" She did the animated sweat drop.

"Fine…" Sesshomaru let go of Yukita as she ran out the door to retrieve the others. Sesshomaru sat back down, watching the old lady treat the exterminator. He set down the katana and waited.

"Jaken-sama!"

Jaken, the green, ugly, smelly, little toad that he was, followed a little girl around the castle. She had black hair in a ponytail, an orange kimono and a big toothy grin. "Yes, Rin?"

"Where is Sesshomaru-sama? Rin is worried because he hasn't come back yet."

"He will come home soon….I hope. Go back to your classes before you get in trouble."

"Okay, Jaken-sama!" Rin ran down the hallway and turned a corner.

'Where are you, Sesshomaru-sama? Everybody is worried….'

By the time Yukita got back to the clearing, Miroku had already woken up and was getting up. Inuyasha was leaning against a tree, waiting impatiently for his ride. Kagome was still unconscious, but was beside Inuyasha where he could keep a close watch on her. Kirara was on Kagome's lap.

"Aaaghh…" Miroku was almost standing, but fell on his rear. He moaned in pain and tried to get up again. He fell. "Huh?" he turned around to see where hysterical laughter was coming from. He looked around the clearing and saw Yukita walk towards him.

Yukita began to run and lay on the ground a few feet away from Miroku. "Oh pant Miroku wheeze, you look giggle….HILARIOUS!" she broke out in laughter that she couldn't contain any longer. She clutched her stomach and pounded the ground.

Miorku smiled and leaned closer to her. He sighed. 'Even little girls may have good butts….' He inched closer to her and reached for the kill. a saying! He's not gunna kill her!

She was still laughing. "MIROKU! DON'T TRY IT!" she laughed harder.

Miroku sighed and looked around. He saw Inuyasha, Kagome and Kirara…But somebody was missing… "SANGO! WHERE IS MY LOVELY SANGO!?! NO! DON'T TELL ME HE TOOK HER! WHERE IS SHE!?!" Miroku clung onto the front of Yukita's robes, knocking her to the ground. Miroku noticed this, and put her back to her feet. He looked away. "Sorry, I just got carried away." Now he sighed and looked at Yukita worryingly. "But – where is Sango?"

She laughed hard. "Don't worry Miroku. I carried her to Kaede. She'll be fine. I just need to get you guys there now." She glared at Miroku in a huff when she saw his eyes lighting up. "And YOU…! Since you can stand fine right now, you can walk." She stuck out her tongue and walked towards Kagome and Kirara. She picked up Kagome in her arms. Kirara woke up and perched on Yukita's shoulder, who smiled. She walked towards the hut, with a complaining monk tagging along behind her.

"Not fair…..so close….."

"Hurry up, you're getting left behind."

"…at least I can see your butt from here….."

Yukita ran towards him full-speed and whack him on his head. "HENTAI!" But, to her displeasure, he went unconscious. She sighed.

"Yukita!"

Yukita looked behind her and saw a hanyou looking at her. "Yeah?"

Inuyasha was silent for a moment, but looked up at the youkai with worry in his eyes. "…Look after Kagome.." he whispered. If Yukita didn't have her excellent hearing, she wouldn't have heard him. She nodded and looked at the unconscious Miroku at her legs. "Oh, and just drag him along!" yelled Inuyasha.

So, she obeyed his ridiculous orders and dragged Miroku by the foot. Well, the foot for obvious reasons. If she dragged him by his hand....well, I don't wanna talk about it. P

"Kaede!"

The old miko looked up to see 3 new visitors barging in her hut. "Oh! Set Kagome down here…" Kaede motioned towards the corner, beside the unconscious Sango who was already mended and changed. Yukita obeyed and laid Kagome down.

At the hearing of his adoptive mother's name, Shippo lunged at her. "KAGOME! Are you alright?" Shippo was about to launch on her stomach, but seeing her injuries, decided not to. He landed beside Kaede.

"Hmmmm…She will be alright in a few days. Do not worry, child." Kaede flashed a reassuring smile at Shippo. The kitsune and Kirara ran to Sesshomaru, who was in the opposite corner. Kaede looked warningly at Sesshomaru.

"You, will stay in the corner and not peek. Yukita, will you mind bringing back Miroku and Inuyasha?"

"Oh!" Yukita ran outside the hut door and walked back in dragging Miroku. He was unconscious. "I brought him here, but left him outside 'cause I thought you were mending Sango's wounds." Yukita did a nervous laugh, and put Miroku beside Sesshomaru. "Here, you check up on Miroku. Hopefully he's not gay and will not grope you…" Yukita grabbed Kagome's first aid kit out of her overstuffed yellow backpack and threw it at Sesshomaru. "Good luck." Yukita ran out of the hut, back to where Inuyasha lay.

Kaede sighed and bandaged up Kagome's side. She was glad that the arrogant 'youkai' was busy helping the monk, so he wouldn't peek at Kagome. Within five minutes, Kaede was done, and helped Sesshomaru.

"You do not know what you are doing, ne?" Kaede questioned while sitting on the other side of Miroku. She began to mend his wounds, with a watching human opposite her.

"Of course not. I have no time for such foolish actions." Of course, exactly what you would get from him. Not surprising, really.

"Hmn." Kaede finished mending Miroku and walked over to her supplies. 'That arrogant human needs some discipline. Maybe a rosary..? I'll need Kagome to put it on.' With that settled, she put some of Kagome's instant ramen on the stove and waited patiently for Yukita and Inuyasha to return.

"Inu…pant ya….wheeze sha…UGH!" Yukita fell over ontop of Inuyasha, who was once in her arms. Of course, they were in an awkward position, having Yukita directly ontop of his stomach. Don't worry, they made a cross, or a t. He he…

"OW! You wench! Get offa me!" Inuyasha struggled to get free, but failed miserably. He kicked her off instead. Yukita went flying into a tree and was swirly-eyed. Inuyasha laughed at his efforts and walked towards the hut.

"Mrrgh…Ugnh……" Yukita sat up against a tree. "Ohh…my head…." She opened her blurry eyes and focused. She saw Inuyasha walked towards the hut with his arms crossed. She heard him muttering to himself.

"Good for nothing wench….can't pick me up…have to pick up myself….I'll be healed before I get to the hut…"

Yukita laughed and ran towards him from behind and picked him up bridal-style.

"Oi!"

"Shut up! I'm doing you a favor. Be thankful."

Yukita ran with her demon speed towards the hut.

"Ah, she has returned. Finally."

"Hello Kaede." She set Inuyasha down next to Kaede so she could mend him. Yukita looked at her surroundings.

Kagome was awake and was cooking ramen, which Inuyasha drooled over. He was 'forced to be still or he won't get any ramen'. Yukita sighed.

Sango was helping Kagome and was pouring the ramen into bowls. Miroku was sitting back and relaxing, waiting for his food patiently.

Sesshomaru was in the corner being bothered to death by Kirara and Shippo, who were jumping on him and running around him.

Yukita decided on helping her brother, so she scooped up Shippo by his waist and sat down beside Sesshomaru. She was sure not to squash Kirara, who went to sit on her shoulder. She sighed at her welcome and turned her attention to Sesshomaru.

"So, has Sesshy had fun?"

"Do not give me that ridiculous nickname. If you think being bothered by two youkai's are fun, you should not be asking such questions."

Yukita laughed. "Oh. You're so cruel Lord Fluffykins. So is that better?" She nudged him with her shoulder for emphasis.

He completely ignored her, but he smirked nonetheless.

"Yeah! You big meanie!" Shippo bopped Lord Fluffykins on the head and puffed out his chest. Yukita rolled her eyes and received her ramen first.

"For all your hard work on getting us here." Sango said politely, with a warm smile. "Thanks once again." She handed a bowl and chopsticks to the female inu youkai.

"Thank you. It was not a problem." Yukita smiled back and began eating. Sesshomaru, Miroku, Inuyasha and Shippo were watching her eat. They all seemed to drool. Well, Inuyasha started to drool anyways.

Yukita stopped eating and looked at her companions. "What!?!" She didn't know why everybody who had not received their ramen was staring at her intently. It then hit her. She had her ramen and they didn't! She smiled mischievously. She began to eat, savoring every bite. "MMMM…. Sooo good. Deeeelicious…."

"ARG! Stop it!" Inuyasha whined. He pouted and sat Indian-style. He glared daggers at his half-sister. Kagome, seeing this, handed Inuyasha his bowl and chopsticks, who hastily shoved it all in his mouth. Kagome sighed and handed Shippo a bowl.

Sango handed Miroku a bowl, then Kaede. Kaede whispered in her ear, "Tell Kagome to cause a distraction to Sesshomaru, then put on this rosary." The old miko handed over a rosary, which was identical to Inuyasha's, and talked privately to Kagome in the corner. They purposely talked with their backs turned to Sesshomaru.

'Hmm…What are they up to and why doesn't Sesshomaru have his food yet?' His eyes darted to an object in Kagome's hand. He smirked and stared at Sesshomaru, who quirked an eyebrow at him. Inuyasha shrugged it off and continued to eat.

"Yes!" Kagome whispered. She and Sango poured out a bowl of ramen for Lord Fluffykins. Their plan was all set up. It just needed to be put into action. Boy, was he in for a night.

Wow, my fingers are aching! It took me a couple days to write this because I wanted it to be long. But, no need to worry! The next chapter ideas:

-Kagome puts her 'plan' into action and was shocking to everybody! Yukita leaves for the castle and chaos happens, and she brings back an unexpected guest. But, they are welcomed nonetheless. Oh? Did I hear a kidnapping waiting to happen? O.o

Wait for the next chapter, which will be up shortly. I hope…No guarantees though! But it most likely will, because the Christmas Holiday's have started! Woo hoo! Oookay, I think you are all bored of my useless speech. So. I'll shut up now.

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