What happened after Final Fantasy 7 and Advent Children?No one knows...But now,I think we got a little bit of what happened to our beloved characters.Here is what happened.
Author's Note:Each time a character says the f-word,I do what they did in the game:replace the word with little symbols.And I do not own Final Fantasy nor anything else in this...story.And,this is just a fan fiction...nothing more.So,don't take this too seriously.
Cid:
Unfortunately,Cid accidentally got lost in some weird forest.He was trying out a new plane of his....
"I have no &&$ idea where I am at," the chain-smoking pilot mumbled to himself.He pulled out another cigarette from the packet that was tightly snugged into his goggles.He lit it and stood there.Doing nothing.Absolutely nothing.Then forty-five minutes later,he decided to go try to find his way out of the forest.He had no luck and it became very,very dark.So,he slept on a tree stump and woke up with little forest animals around him.There was a skunk,a few chipmunks,and a turtle...and well...I don't want to tell you all the animals because you will get bored and will want me to continue where we were at.Okay?I'll be quiet....For now.
The animals began dancing and singing a little song.One of the little creatures spoke to Cid.
"Oh,Snow White,you finally came back! We were wondering why you don't return our calls?" the animal squeaked.
"What the hell are you talkin' about?" he spoke."I ain't no Snow White and tell me where the & am I?" The creatures giggled.
"You're in the Forbidden Forest,silly!" a bird chirped."There is a castle in the middle of the forest.It's five minutes away from here...But beware,there is a vicious creature that lives in there.Okay,bye!"The creatures trotted away and then it began to rain.
"Aw,shit." he said.He began walking in the freezing rain,and finally came across the castle those freaky talking animals were talking about.It was a dark castle that was covered in vines and had dead flowers and weeds in the front.It also had Christmas lights up and a bunch of pink flamingos.Cid continued walking to the door.He knocked on it three times.He didn't have an answer so he went in.
"Hello?" he called.His voice echoed throught the halls.There were weird paintings on the walls and a spooky skeleton...No wait,that's that Collista Flockhart girl...I think?Anyways,Cid make his way to the kitchen.No one was there.But strangely he felt like he was being watched.Watched by someone,or something....He turned around and he herd laughing and shadows casted upon the walls.Then he herd a voice.It was a child's voice.
"C'mon...join us in the dining hall! We're having tea.." Cid liked the sound of that.So,he went into the next room and sat down.Then the lights in the room.He looked around and saw a dandle holder.
"Hello?" Cid said as he looked around.
"Bonjour!" the candle holder spoke.Cid couldn't believe that he was talking to a candle holder.Maybe he was so hungry and tired he could be imagining it.Maybe the talking animals and the forest-castle too.
"SHIIIIT.....This hunger must be going to my head!"
"Hunger?Are you hungry?Well,then...Be-our-guest!"
"What the &$?" he said. The candle holder began singing and out came all these dancing objects.A teapot came out in front of him and and a cup that had a chip in it.He was about to pour himself some,but it danced across the table singing with that candle holder guy and a clock?Okay,this was getting on his nerves.He was tired,he was frustrated and he was LOST and very hungry.
"STOP!" he yelled.The objects stopped dancing and stared at him.
"What is the problem?" the clock asked.
"Stop &$ dancing!!I want tea,not a &$ musical!!What is this,Beauty and the Beast?" The objects looked at each other.
"We thought you were Belle..."
"Well,I ain't no Belle am I?"
"We kinda figured that when you got mad," they said together.
So,after awhile Cid got back to Rocket Town,and had a cup of tea before he left.
Author's note:Next chapters will be about:Tifa,Cloud,Barret,Red XIII,and whatever I haven't written about.Yet.
Author's Note:Each time a character says the f-word,I do what they did in the game:replace the word with little symbols.And I do not own Final Fantasy nor anything else in this...story.And,this is just a fan fiction...nothing more.So,don't take this too seriously.
Cid:
Unfortunately,Cid accidentally got lost in some weird forest.He was trying out a new plane of his....
"I have no &&$ idea where I am at," the chain-smoking pilot mumbled to himself.He pulled out another cigarette from the packet that was tightly snugged into his goggles.He lit it and stood there.Doing nothing.Absolutely nothing.Then forty-five minutes later,he decided to go try to find his way out of the forest.He had no luck and it became very,very dark.So,he slept on a tree stump and woke up with little forest animals around him.There was a skunk,a few chipmunks,and a turtle...and well...I don't want to tell you all the animals because you will get bored and will want me to continue where we were at.Okay?I'll be quiet....For now.
The animals began dancing and singing a little song.One of the little creatures spoke to Cid.
"Oh,Snow White,you finally came back! We were wondering why you don't return our calls?" the animal squeaked.
"What the hell are you talkin' about?" he spoke."I ain't no Snow White and tell me where the & am I?" The creatures giggled.
"You're in the Forbidden Forest,silly!" a bird chirped."There is a castle in the middle of the forest.It's five minutes away from here...But beware,there is a vicious creature that lives in there.Okay,bye!"The creatures trotted away and then it began to rain.
"Aw,shit." he said.He began walking in the freezing rain,and finally came across the castle those freaky talking animals were talking about.It was a dark castle that was covered in vines and had dead flowers and weeds in the front.It also had Christmas lights up and a bunch of pink flamingos.Cid continued walking to the door.He knocked on it three times.He didn't have an answer so he went in.
"Hello?" he called.His voice echoed throught the halls.There were weird paintings on the walls and a spooky skeleton...No wait,that's that Collista Flockhart girl...I think?Anyways,Cid make his way to the kitchen.No one was there.But strangely he felt like he was being watched.Watched by someone,or something....He turned around and he herd laughing and shadows casted upon the walls.Then he herd a voice.It was a child's voice.
"C'mon...join us in the dining hall! We're having tea.." Cid liked the sound of that.So,he went into the next room and sat down.Then the lights in the room.He looked around and saw a dandle holder.
"Hello?" Cid said as he looked around.
"Bonjour!" the candle holder spoke.Cid couldn't believe that he was talking to a candle holder.Maybe he was so hungry and tired he could be imagining it.Maybe the talking animals and the forest-castle too.
"SHIIIIT.....This hunger must be going to my head!"
"Hunger?Are you hungry?Well,then...Be-our-guest!"
"What the &$?" he said. The candle holder began singing and out came all these dancing objects.A teapot came out in front of him and and a cup that had a chip in it.He was about to pour himself some,but it danced across the table singing with that candle holder guy and a clock?Okay,this was getting on his nerves.He was tired,he was frustrated and he was LOST and very hungry.
"STOP!" he yelled.The objects stopped dancing and stared at him.
"What is the problem?" the clock asked.
"Stop &$ dancing!!I want tea,not a &$ musical!!What is this,Beauty and the Beast?" The objects looked at each other.
"We thought you were Belle..."
"Well,I ain't no Belle am I?"
"We kinda figured that when you got mad," they said together.
So,after awhile Cid got back to Rocket Town,and had a cup of tea before he left.
Author's note:Next chapters will be about:Tifa,Cloud,Barret,Red XIII,and whatever I haven't written about.Yet.