Author:I don't own the Final Fantasy games okee dokee?I just make little stories for fun.Final Fantasy 7 and 10 belong to SquareEnix!!So don't hurt me!!
Prologue:Once upon a time there was a man named Sir Auron.He didn't talk much and I think he an alcholic.Or maybe in that jug of his was peas.Yes, peas.Anyways..Some weird freaky thing happened to him.Sigh Just read the damn story!
Part one:Cloud, Tifa,and Sephiroth...(and a cameo by Aeris and Red XIII)
Sir Auron should had eaten that three day old Del Taco...taco.He was is the toilet for a few hours.No,no more than that.Yes,well...you know what he was doing in there and he felt like he was gonna die in that toilet.As to his luck,he ran out of toilet paper.He was pissed and sad...and really pissed.So he began to swear alot!!
"...I think I need to go shopping as soon as I feel better," he though.He was about to grab some old magazine that was sitting in the rack of Wakka's house but he was sucked into a blackhole that formed in the toilet.He began to scream like a little kid(which was a bit unusual) and Lulu,Rikku,and Yuna bursted in with Tidus.They watched the man as he was being pulled into the toilet and then vanished.The all looked at each other and shrugged.
"I actually thought he had the same accident like in 'There's Something About Mary'..." Rikku said.
"You could have kept that to yourself,you know..."Lulu responded.
"Man!He used all the toilet paper!!" said Tidus."Now what will I use?" They all walked out and had a meeting around a camp fire for no reason.
"Everyone," said Yuna. "We must save Sir Auron.He was our friend..." Everyone looked around uncomfortably.
"Ya,but how?" said Wakka.
"Well,maybe it was Sin!!" said Rikku.
"Maybe," said Lulu."But maybe it was something else..."
Meanwhile:
Cloud and Tifa were eating lunch until Sir Auron landed on their table.
"Oh no!!" said Tifa."It's a monster!!"
"I'll get the shovel," said Cloud as he dashed off to somewhere in the house.Tifa began to beat Sir Auron up until she noticed he wasn't a monster,he was a man silly!! Hee hee!
"I'm so sorry..." she said shaking her head."We thought you were trying to kill us!"
"And to steal our taquitos,too." Cloud added.
"...I though you were trying to kill me," Auron replied.He pulled his pants back up,and checked if his Teletubbies underoos weren't ruined.
"So....what happened to you?"Cloud asked.
"I don't know,but where am I?"
"Somewhere not in Midgar..." Tifa answered.
"And where's that?"
"I dunno," said Cloud."Somewhere our there...Hey!You got a scar on your eye just like Red!!"
"Red?" Auron said adjusting his coat.
"He's a dog,I think...but you look like him if he was human." Cloud replied.
"Uhh...okay,"Auron said."Can you help me get back to Spira..?"
"Where's that?" Tifa said. Auron realized he was'n't at Zanarkin anymore.
To be continued...(Part two: Finding a way home...)
Prologue:Once upon a time there was a man named Sir Auron.He didn't talk much and I think he an alcholic.Or maybe in that jug of his was peas.Yes, peas.Anyways..Some weird freaky thing happened to him.Sigh Just read the damn story!
Part one:Cloud, Tifa,and Sephiroth...(and a cameo by Aeris and Red XIII)
Sir Auron should had eaten that three day old Del Taco...taco.He was is the toilet for a few hours.No,no more than that.Yes,well...you know what he was doing in there and he felt like he was gonna die in that toilet.As to his luck,he ran out of toilet paper.He was pissed and sad...and really pissed.So he began to swear alot!!
"...I think I need to go shopping as soon as I feel better," he though.He was about to grab some old magazine that was sitting in the rack of Wakka's house but he was sucked into a blackhole that formed in the toilet.He began to scream like a little kid(which was a bit unusual) and Lulu,Rikku,and Yuna bursted in with Tidus.They watched the man as he was being pulled into the toilet and then vanished.The all looked at each other and shrugged.
"I actually thought he had the same accident like in 'There's Something About Mary'..." Rikku said.
"You could have kept that to yourself,you know..."Lulu responded.
"Man!He used all the toilet paper!!" said Tidus."Now what will I use?" They all walked out and had a meeting around a camp fire for no reason.
"Everyone," said Yuna. "We must save Sir Auron.He was our friend..." Everyone looked around uncomfortably.
"Ya,but how?" said Wakka.
"Well,maybe it was Sin!!" said Rikku.
"Maybe," said Lulu."But maybe it was something else..."
Meanwhile:
Cloud and Tifa were eating lunch until Sir Auron landed on their table.
"Oh no!!" said Tifa."It's a monster!!"
"I'll get the shovel," said Cloud as he dashed off to somewhere in the house.Tifa began to beat Sir Auron up until she noticed he wasn't a monster,he was a man silly!! Hee hee!
"I'm so sorry..." she said shaking her head."We thought you were trying to kill us!"
"And to steal our taquitos,too." Cloud added.
"...I though you were trying to kill me," Auron replied.He pulled his pants back up,and checked if his Teletubbies underoos weren't ruined.
"So....what happened to you?"Cloud asked.
"I don't know,but where am I?"
"Somewhere not in Midgar..." Tifa answered.
"And where's that?"
"I dunno," said Cloud."Somewhere our there...Hey!You got a scar on your eye just like Red!!"
"Red?" Auron said adjusting his coat.
"He's a dog,I think...but you look like him if he was human." Cloud replied.
"Uhh...okay,"Auron said."Can you help me get back to Spira..?"
"Where's that?" Tifa said. Auron realized he was'n't at Zanarkin anymore.
To be continued...(Part two: Finding a way home...)