The Day Yuffie Exploded (But then came back to life cause of AC)
AKA How Yuffie got into AC Multi-parted story!
Please no angry letters.
Grrr.
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Vincent sighed as he watched the birds sang happily,the flowers blooming,and some animals getting their freak on which was disturbing but anyways...He felt depressed.Well,didn't he always?A tear slid down his pale cheek and snot dripped down to his chin to his jacket which he later gave to Auron and never washed.
"HEY!" Yuffie the annoying materia stealer wanna be ninja chirped.She was wearing one of Aeris' old dresses."Do you think I look like her"
"No"
"Why are you so mean"
"Cause"
"Cause"
Then he began to sob constantly later that night.That evening everyone (including Sephiroth,Aeris the ghost,and the author of this story,and her friend Claire..HI!and Zack.) were eating dinner at the ShinRa mansion.Their dinner was roast beef,potatoes,and other vegetables.And dessert too.But Vincent's dinner was made up with happy pills,but then he became too happy so they had to give him Ritalin.
"YO!Wat da matter wit you,foo?"Mr.T...Uhh...I mean Barret asked."Do we have to get more pills"
"No," Vincent said in a melancholy tone.Everyone stared at him.Sephiroth raised his hand.
"Like,can we go out tonight?" Then he winked at Claire.Then Aeris gave him a bad look.
"Sorry,"he said."I'm not a necro like Cloud is"
Cloud then dashed out out of the room running like a girl.Tifa went after him,but stuffed the rest of the jello dessert in her shirt that began to seep through..THEN went after him.
"Cloud,don't cry!!"she squealed running after him.
Someone sneezed and Vincent's sobbing was heard though out the whole room.
"Boo-hoo!I am sad"
"What exactly gave that away?" the author said sacrastically.Hee.
Yuffie leaned up against him and started trying to be seductive."Hey...Vinny,I can make you happy..."She smiled at him but his sobbing got louder and he pushed her away.
"THAT!"Vincent exclaimed knocked off his TV dinner plate full of pills onto the floor."THAT is why I am unhappy!" Everyone gasped and Barret farted.Cid scratched his butt while no one was looking.
The author got up and walked over to the both of them.
"So...You want her to...die?" she said to Vincent. He nodded and the author smirked at her.
Everyone started laughing(Evily!!)and Mr.Rogers ghost began to tap dance on the dinner table...Spooky,yes?
"Um,why exacly are we all together?"Cait Sith asked.
"Cause the author's a looney," Aeris said,"Really looney cause she added you in the story!"
End part one!