(Disclaimer: own nothing, excuse grammar, Thank you. This takes place in future of X- evolution.)
Todd and Ollie walk proudly into the kwikkee burgers restaurant. Todd then explains his full proof plan to the disturbed Ollie.
"You know how lucky Paul has been lucky more than usual"
"Ya"
"Well kwikkee is hold up a small sort of lottery, at first I thought about copying froggy's numbers but as soon as I got to the last number, I decided I might aswell just steal his card-
"Kinda like a trade right"
"That's right, well I've got his card now anyway. And this is the part where I win that 100 dollars."
Todd's stolen card had the five numbers: 11, 22, 6, 77, and 16.
11, 22,
"Yes, Yes"
6, 77
"Yes, Yes!" A happy Paul sits at the counter starring at the old man calling the numbers meanwhile Todd looks on in an anguished stare at his stolen card.
5!
"DAMN IT!"
A happy Paul leans over the bar counter to grab his reward from the bartender there.
Formed by the New York Famous Spiderman, Todd (X-men evolution) The Fabulous Frog-man (Dare Devil) and Spider-Kid (Spider-man) leave there villain homes to either commit bigger crimes or become world famous Heroes. I am proud to present the...
Misfits #1
Two Frogs And The Walrus
By: The Riddler Kid
Todd sits on a bar stool sucking intently on his chocolate milkshake and Ollie comforts him confirming that he might win next time or that they will rob a corner store in their spare time.
Paul takes the stool next to Todd and exclaims his victory and his cash reward.
Todd stares angrily and continues sucking on the straw after the milk shake is already finished.
A bunch of fairly slow but strong footsteps pound right into the Small restaurant.
He yelled. "Kill, Kill, Kill."
Ollie stares from side to side looking at Todd's glare and on the other side a smiling Paul with one hundred dollars in his hands.
"sigh"
Paul runs out of the restaurant to change into his spidey duds, which are a lot cooler than spider-man's. And the other misfits still sit there, one happy, one still mad at his friend. Spider-kid runs back in to the store wearing of course his spidey t-shirt and mask, black jeans, cool brown gloves and the steal toed boot for wall grabbing.
Ohh did I forget the four mechanical arms.
"You can't beat me you, you, you. Umm whoever you are. I'm The Walrus!"
"Ya" Spider-kid stands in front of the walrus confused
Todd still gives the evil glare at Paul still intently sucking on his straw. Just the a circular Table flies across the room between Todd and Paul and they snap out of that weird trance they were in over each other and money. Todd quickly jumps in the air and uses his tongue on the fat walrus doing nothing to the strong body. The Walrus grabs Toads tongue and chucks Our Hero out of the building, right through the doors. The Walrus picks up a table and chucks it at Spider-Kid Wedging him against the wall and knocking our worthless hero out for the count. The Walrus in one of his brighter moments picks up the hurt Spider-kid and walks out side to find Toad waking up.
Toad stares the starts to laugh at the thought that there fighting a giant walrus
"What's so funny!"
Toad keeps laughing at something that really isn't all that funny. In a fit of rage the walrus chucks Spider-kid clear over the roof of a small business building.
Toad shouts out "Spider-Kid"
Toad stops suddenly and decides why does he care some much any way and decides to keep fighting the Walrus for a challenge. But just at the wrong time Frog-man surprisingly enough in his frog armor clumsily trips and fall and hits a ladder leaning against the building.
The stupid Walrus turns around looks up and gets pounded on the noggin with the ladder. The Walrus gets up and screams out loud "I'm here for you Frog-man!"
Toad looks at Froggy "Old friend."
"Sorta"
The Walrus charges Frog-man. Frog-man jumps stupidly up in the air dogging the Walruses attack and allowing the Walrus to hit a solid cement poll. The Walrus gets up and runs away down the street straight in to a garbage can killing him instantly. Scratch that last part. He runs off down the street crashing into everything he sees.
Todd shrugs and looks at the stupidity of the Walrus-man thingy and turns to see his worst enemy the ever-loving Frog-man.
"Where did Spidey go?" with a little anger in his voice.
"He flew over there, not wait over there. Yah that's it over there." Todd points at the small business building.
Frog jumps off to find his friend accomplishing the 4-story building. Meanwhile Toad jumps into the empty Kwikkee restaurant, jumps over the bar counter opens the register by smashing his had through the top. Pulls out a hundred dollars and a second hundred for good measure and jumps off like it never happened.
When Todd finally got out side he saw Frog-man lying down Spider-kid on the ground. Frog-man Jumps towards Toad. "Take care of Spidey for a sec eh."
Toad approaches Spider-Kid and asks if something is broken. Well what else would you ask? Spider-kid sits up and says, "I sprained my ankle." He pulls Toad closer. "Did you get me some Money"?
"Ohh yah here." Toad gives spider-kid 50 dollars. Spidey looks a little aggravated and Toad sees the glare and gives spidey the full 100.
Frog-man comes back after who knows what mistake he did with a chair. Spider-Kid reluctantly sits on the chair. He regains full conciseness. Exclaims that he's got a sprained ankle and uses his tentacles to support himself to his home. The giant frog Head either wise known as The Fabulous Frog-man stares at the far away Spider-kid. Who at this time is climbing a building.
"That was fast!"
Spider-Kid now think fastly up the building eyeing a candy store or rather a high expensive restaurant. "This is gonna be great."
What is he gonna do stay tunned!
Frog-Man and toad are on opposite sides of town talking through a communication device proudly provided by the spectacular Spider-Kid.
"Frog I see him."
"Really you see a Walrus, good for you. I'm so proud. Beee very careful now you don't want to get hurt or worse eaten."
"Shut up and get over here I'm near a funny building named toads are us, fried and baked."
The Walrus jumps through another fast food restaurant call Mc Donalds. And stuffs his face with food. There has to be reason for all the fast food attacks doesn't there.
Spider-Kid sits at the fancy table still in his spidey duds. He too had a small communication device to communicate with his worthless friends. "Frog be careful now we don't want you hurt. Toad be careful with what your doing I know some times that-
"Shut up."
"Ya what he said." The stupid frog was in a passion to jump on the walrus. He jumps a misses as usual but that's not all he also lands on top of the Toad in his clumsy jump. "You stupid klutz get off"
"Ok." The Frog gets up and the walrus was very close to pounding toad into the ground.
"Dang it! I'm still the hero though" The Frog really wanted to see toad get pounded. Toad hearing that of course (communication device) decides to get even with Frog by punching him down the room over a couple of tables landing at the very end of the room a small kid drops his orange pop on the poor frog. As the fight between two friends continues and frogs luck runs dry. The poor Walrus rather the lucky walrus keeps eating his heart out as the people flee in terror.
Toad finally finishes off Frog-man with a karate kick to the helmet. "HA, what made you think you could beat me, I'm the hero here!"
Frog lifts a finger and points to the Walrus who give a big punch sending both of them out of the building.
Spider-Kid already finished his dinner and gives away his last belch. "Toad, Frog, look up." The two now on the street look up to find a skyscraper where in one of the widow's is a spider figure waving his hand. Obviously the hurt ankle was a lie and Spidey was dinning on high quality food with his hundred dollars that he received from toad earlier.
Todd looked up and yelled fairly loud "Well you lying cheat."
"Cut the chatter. Right now at this moment our big friend is eating Mc Donalds out of house and home and it's up to you guys to save it."
"You mean while you dine from above we fight a big monster."
"Yah, something like that."
Toad head in to a jump kick at the Walrus and The Walrus running in to punch Toad. How confusing can it get? "No body can beat the Walrus I've got the strength, agility and intelligence of a WALRUS!" It can't get any stupider.
Just then Frog-man intervenes and holds out his rams both ways stopping each of the opposing fighters. "There is a better way of handling this."
"A better way what way let's kick his but!"
"What does handling mean?"
The Three of Them Toad, Frog-man and Walrus sit at the counter of our favorite fast food chain with an attendant scared to death creating burgers as fast as humanly possible. "Here's how the game works whoever eats the most of our favorite fast food restaurant burger's next to of course Kwikkee burgers wins. Me and Toad will be one team and Walrus you will try and eat more than us got that."
"No Body beats the Walrus!"
"Yah Yah Yah! Game on."
Spider-Kid has fallen asleep at the Mc Donalds he entered earlier. It had been half an hour ago when they started. Frog-man stuffing the food down his mask looked sick from the out side of his armor even. Toad looked ready to pass out. The Walrus cheered triumphly. Frog-man got off his stool tripped over his own feet pushed a wheeled trolley into the stomach of The Walrus, making him lose his balance breaking through the bar counter he was near where half the roof clasped on him knocking him un conscience.
Toad finished his vomiting over the counter and said, "Check please!" where he then passed out. Spider-kid woke up to the sound and realized what happened and passed it off as luck that always seems to come froggy's way.
The Misfits walk away from the fast food restaurant Toad sinks back of them to talk to Frog privately "Friends"
Frog-man stuck out his hand and they shook. "Friends."
Spider-Kid: "Ohhh for peat's sake let's get home already!!!!!!!"
Frog-man and Toad: "lets never eat again."
My first Fic Enjoy the rest if I ever get that far that is....
Misfits#2: Burn it up
A new band has hit New York and the misfits are addicted unfortunately at their first concert Pyro shows up to get his money for most of the songs.
Till next Time ------- The Riddler Kid