Misfits#2
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Authors note: I got my first review just recently telling me that there already is a story entitled "Misfits" already done by Red Witch who in my opinion is a excellent writer and are very long stories. I just want to make it clear these stories have nothing to do with them. As mentioned earlier there really is a group called the misfits go to for details about this great team. The issue is Amazing Spiderman # 266 and for Spider-kid he too is found on the same page. His issue is Amazing Spiderman #263.
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Our three heroes sit at their favorite fast Food restaurant known to all as Kwikkee Burgers the place of crime and not so famous food owned by the man known to all by the name of Bob. What I never mentioned Bob before. Shame on me. Bob was an average height for a fairly old man almost in his fifties tending the shop that he has been for as long as he been alive. Bob was a carefree guy and had a funny fascination with weird colors. Paul's hair would shine out in the small fast food diner because believe it or not the shop was painted Turquoise. And we all know red does not fit with that color. Paul brought along a portable radio this time to listen to their favorite radio station Qm 91.6 home of the surprise surprise. Ollie sat at his regular stool, which was right beside Todd and explained his time travel Theory to Bob (which will have nothing to do with This story). Who didn't understand a word Ollie was saying.
Radio announcer: "You know what Time it is pick up those phones to play the surprise The ninth caller will win. Well let's listen and found out."
"Quick Bob give me your phone." The eager Toad exclaimed.
Bob reluctantly gave Todd the phone from behind the counter. He pressed a bunch of numbers and in five seconds He smashed the phone down "Eighth, I got eighth can you believe it. Now some lazy fatso get's something out of this world.
Radio Announcer: "Congrat mister ahh you know your name you just won-"
"Hey guy's you'll never believe what I just won!" Paul was retreating from the phone booth.
Radio announcer: "Four tickets to punk39!"
"Why him, Why him."
"Hey it's that song I told you about!"
Spiderman successfully hit's three twits with one stone and forms a small small small heroic group did I forget to mention small, Called the Misfits the weakest link in Humanity.
Misits#2Burn it up Pyro
By: Riddler Kid
One day a group of friends decided it would be fun to listen to their favorite song for hours and get tickets to the bands first concert-taking place at dome "b". The concert started at 7:00 and it was currently now 6:00 or a little less you know what I mean right. Good. Because I don't understand my own writing sometimes.
Paul left to get the tickets at the station. Unbeknownst THERE WAS A GIANT DRAGON ATTACKING THE CITY. But then Iron man swoops in and saved the day. "#$$" "I didn't get to use my Frog suit. Stupid Damn guys who think there so great when they through a bunch of armor on" Paul realized that he just dissed him self and shrugged it of to go get the tickets in a hurry.
Todd and Ollie went to a junkyard that was well full of junk. Mainly cars. Ollie ran over the gate and up a pile of Cars to the very top. Todd stared up at him not that amused. "Shouldn't we be getting ready for this concert, it starts in like 45 minutes."
"Hey knowing how lucky Paul is I think we'll get there in time. Plus I don't really like the band that much"
Ollie took a busted up old bike and chucked at the car below. The bike missed its destination and landed on the side of the car. "You couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn."
Todd jumped up to where Ollie was standing and looked down to the car below. He took a busted bike and chucked it down where it not only hit its destination but also shattered the windshield causing great sound effect on paper. "Ohh look what mister Toddie did."
Ollie was now very mad but managed his anger enough to not try to kill Todd instead he used his tentacles to pick up a car and chuck it at the car below. Causing great sound effects that not even I can hear. Use your imagination rigghhhhht now. Done... good I thought I lost ya in that imaginating car trick.
Ollie put both his hands on both waists and smiled triumphantly towards Todd. Todd stood with his mouth open and stared at the car wreckage. "Well, Done"
In the back round we see a giant Dragon fall down to the power of Iron man.
Paul continued walking to the station actually more like running because he was being chased by a giant Dragons Head falling down it was to late for him to escape the falling head of the Dragon, but then Iron man flies in and holds up the Dragon's head up over his own head. "Never fear citizen Iron man will always be here for you!"
"I'm sure he will. Be there for me bahg he the most worthless hero in the world." Paul continued walking away from the scene as all the news paper photographers are snapping photos of the extremely large Dragon and Iron man holding It's head as if it was a trophy.
Paul almost reaches the station when a black car comes zooming past him almost hitting him. "Hey why don't you watch where the Hell you're going!"
A fiery red Head pops out of the window "You better keep your frikken mouth shut you Jackass."
Well that was weird he thought to himself although I'd be thinking why the Hell there's a Dragon in this part of New York but Being as Dumb as he is wouldn't think that other wise there probably wouldn't be a good story.
He entered the Stations building where in big Letter's on the Roof said "Another big Radio station Name" That just got hit by a meteor that Iron man flew in and stopped it from hitting the city's ground. Then hundreds of photographers rush in to take the photo of the super strong Iron man.
In side the building a man was coming out on a stretcher to an ambulance. The man was burned all over his Body from head to shins for some reason the shoes looked brand new but that mystery is for another story. Paul walked up to the receptionist Counter. "Name"
"Paul Colirito." The boy said proudly.
"ah here are your tickets. Ohh look at the time you better hurry along now."
"Thanks."
In the back round the man enter's the ambulance and then the Ambulance gets crushed by a meteorite. Iron Man flies off into the air like a bullet to escape the cameras. Only to be smashed down to earth by another meteorite.
Todd and Ollie stood in the Kwikkee burgers doorway waiting for their new best friend Paul. Paul runs in panting. "What took so long you got lost?"
"No ahh outside there is ahhh meteor shower on this place."
"ohhh so that's what it was.'
"What do you mean."
"What Toad means is that we got kicked out of the Junkyard because property damage to the junkyard just got a lot more higher on junk."
"ohh"
Paul looks at his tickets then at Bob. "Here's your ticket Bob" He said it really fast then him and his friends ran out fast to the concert.
The three misfits finally reach Dome "b" and sit in their chairs. "ohh I can't wait" said an eager Paul. I'm gonna get some pop."
"Come on start already" Toad was mad because they had to wait for the concert to start.
Spider-kid was listening to his Walkman. The band on the Walkman was the band about to play
"I thought you said you didn't like this band that much."
"I lied"
Paul stands at the Machine and shakes it. "Give me My pop you stupid Machine." Don't you hate it when that happens those damn machine suck up your cash. I don't care how lucky you are, the pop machine is always luckier.
Paul heard the band start to play and runs off back to his seat then runs back to the machine "Don't move I'm not done with you yet." Then runs off to his seat.
The band starts up with Paul's favorite song. He jumped up high and screamed like a little schoolgirl. Then all of a sudden fir burned through the stage back round. A young man walk through wearing his battle suit goggles and all just in case spider-man showed up. The Young man pushes his way through the band members to the front and grabs the mike and shouts out to the crowd "from this point on all your money is mine mister king!"
One of the band boys gets up off the ground and says "The manager."
Toad stares at the red figure on the stage and says one word. "Chicken-shit!"
What did you expect him to say "Pyro." That doesn't happen in the real world. And I guess neither do Dragons.
"Suit up team lets go kick some serious-"
"You can stop right there Toad"
Ollie runs under the hollow bleachers while turning into his spider-man form and then at the very end jumps high to catch the wall and climb but instead smacks it and falls on the floor. Todd gets into his out fit and jumps on to the stage and the four tentacle Spider-kid follows in behind. "Toad where's Frog."
Frog is back at the pop machine and instead of shacking the Machine breaks the glass and grabs his coke only to realize that he is wearing suit of armor with the Frog helm on and if you thought it was hard to get a burger down that mask think again on trying to fit a pop can down to your mouth. "Don't go no where I'll be back.'
Frog-man gets up to his friends and to find a pyro the man who almost ran him over. Then in the stands a man/machine is wearing a trench cloak and hat. He takes them off and says. "This looks like a job for Iron Man!"
"Cram it Robe-bie." replies Frog-man.
Toad looks at Pyro and asks a question "Pyro what the Heck are you doing here?"
"These pathetic band player's manager stole my songs, and made more profit then imaginable!" You could feel the anger in Pyro's voice. "You can either help me or get lost because I'm getting my money no matter what!"
"But you can't just hurt innocent people like this."
"Can and will now MOVE out of the way."
"While they duke it out take me to my office I don't want to get involved quite yet." The big black man known as the King was in his Limo being driven away from the scene. Lot's of people who came to see the show have ran away in fear of the Pyromaniac.
The fight started and ended fast for pyro just burnt the misfits away. Pyro started running to his car to follow the limo of The King.
When Todd got up He realized what just happened. One: they just got their buts whipped. Two: Pyro got away and three: Because they did not stop Pyro there favorite band would be extinct and that would mean trauma for everyone. "Well guy's we blew it."
"Not quite." Ollie pulled out a palm pilot and helled it up "Just a little tracer I borrowed from a friend.
Some where in New York Peter Paker is changing into Spidey when he notices that his spider Tracers are missing and He can't find them anywhere? "SPIDER-KIDDDDDDD!!!!"
"Don't worry I'll give em back when I'm done with em. Well let's go find this guy!"
The team heads out like a bunch of stupid detective's taking a short cut they find the car Pyro is in and the team take three motorcycles from a dealer nearby with out asking and Head after the car. Pyro see's them and gives them the slip well actually Frog-man does. He doesn't know how to drive a bike and slips in front of Toad and Spider-kid and they all crash into a dumpster. "How are we lucky if you just messed up?" a confused and angry Toad asks.
Frog-man replies. "Where alive I think?"
The Limo pulls into its mansion followed by Pyro who burns the Limo's tires before it gets to the garage. The limo driver Runs of scared out of his life. Pyro pulls the king out of His car and holds him by the neck. "Where's my money."
Pyro drops The King and gets ready to fire him. "Alright come with me."
The King leads Pyro into his house where a bunch of gangsters our sitting around a table playing cards and watching T.V. The men get up but The King putt's them at ease. And leads Pyro to his vault the size of the wall. "Do have a TV that size." Pyro asked with a grin.
"Yes indeed I do, in the basement I think?" He replied with a cheerful smile while opening the vault.
When The Vault was open Pyro marveled over the money stored in the Vault. Mr. King started talking first. "You can take as much as you can tonight and then come back tomorrow for the Rest."
Pyro nodded with his approval and ran into the Vault grabbing money and stuff but then the shelves that the money was on locked up against the wall and the Vault door closed on Pyro. "What kind of trickery is this."
"This is my snit Theft system"
Pyro started to try and burn his way out only to be talked to again.
"The more you burn the more air you loose, I would try to save as much oxygen if I were you. Which I'm not."
Pyro could feel the pain in his lungs; unable to breath He was about to pass out when the vault opened suddenly to find spider-kid chucking the door to the vault away. "Ok can we please talk this over."
Toad and Frog-man were tying up The King and His crew. "Not until I get My revenge. He started running at The King when Iron Man showed up and gave a whopper of a punch to Pyro and it sent him out of the park.
Toad, Frog-man and Spider-kid sat on a nice leather couch together watching The King's giant screen TV which turned out to be up stairs rather than the Basement. The police behind them were arresting Pyro and the King for conspiracy in theft. Iron Man was standing in front of all the news camera's explaining his story to the public through camera. Now that's what really pisses off Toad and this how it.... And once again the World is Thanks to
Iron Man & The Misfits
Spider-kid: overall that concert was awesome wasn't it?
Toad: Sure
Frog-man: Let's do that again.
Ya you've heard a story similar it's right on the tip of your tongue. It's Static Shock if youweren't sure in episode #5 They're Playing my Song, Static fights Rubburband man who claim's that the Songs that Ice pack used are the song's that Rubberband man created.
I just thought I should mention that to you before you go crazy and say you've seen this on TV somewhere.
Misfits#3 Fun and Games in Hell The New Goblin Phil Urich joins up with the Misfits to take down the Iguana. Little do they know that a trap has been set and Arcade has got them in his Hell World.Till next Time Riddler Kid