(Disclaimer: Own nothing, but love to right it. Well I guess I own the bystander's right.
And I sorry that I used Iron Man last time Iron Man fans. Ohh excuse the Grammar)
Ha Ha ha ha hahahahahahhahahahahahah. The call of the goblin scorches the air as He flies over the Building inhabited by Terrist. The hostage escapes he captures unknowing that the building is rigged to blow. The laugh was Hearable to everyone in the small section of town. The young man on the glider flies in for what seems to be the kill of the escapee on the roof. But instead grabs the man on top of the building. The building after shortly blew up.
The goblin places the man on the ground gently he hovers a little while, while the man thanks goby for the rescue. The goblin takes off on his glider at unbelievable speeds.
Only to stop suddenly at the side of a building revealing the one the powerful...
"According to this, you were breaking the law speed limit, are you aware of this?"
"Gee I'm sorry officer."
"Well seeing as it is you're a hero I'll let you off with a warning."
Formed by the New York famous Spiderman, The Three igits, I mean sub heroes are formed into a very breakable bond. They are now referred as the not so famous Misfits! Riddler Kid is proud to show the...
Misfits#3
Fun and games in Hell
By: The Riddler Kid
The Iguana is terrizzing a small alley. The not so famous misfits are in the battle. Toad however is absent. Leaving Frog-man and, ohh look there he goes flying over a building again Spider-Kid.
Frog-man stands scared to death, trembling and playing around with his hand "know any card tricks...any?" The scared frog stays where he is not thinking to jump, as I would have. The Goblin flies in. Frog starts to think "Double Trouble." Instead the Goblin tosses a pumpkin bomb at the feet of the Iguana and jumps off his glider. The bomb of course blows up under his feet. The Iguana does a funny dance and regains its balance as does Spider-kid but this time with a coke in hand. Realizing he can't drink it with his mask on he shakes it up and tosses it at the Iguana.
"Ha!"
The Iguana is not even scratched from the fatal assault from the pop can.
The Goblin, Frogman and Spider-Kid stand in a battle type formation. The Goblin Glider flies in for the Goblin to jump back on it.
The Iguana does a funny dance once again with his hands on his head. The Iguana fall's down to reveal the triumph of the Toad. "How did you do that!"? Frogman shouts out surprised.
"It's pretty cool. I can talk to rep's, be cool if you could do that yo!"
"What did you say!" Said the greedy young frog.
"You don't need to know."
Spider-Kid turns around to look up at the goblin Tentacles at the ready. "Who the hell are you?" he shouted angrily.
"Chill man, I'm not here to fight I just thought you were in trouble so I swooped in"
Toad bites into an apple "You seem cool, what they call you gobby, green baby."
The gobblin drops from his glider and lets it hover. You probably also get tired of flying around at some point. Just then a Mexican man from the Farmers market across the street runs at Toad Broom a flaring. "Lets go talk somewhere else. Ha hahaaaa".
Just before the Mexican man reaches the heroes a trap door beneath them open and closes suddenly. Leaving a confused Mexican man above the surface with the goblin glider. The man stared intently towards the glider.
The Heroes free fall for about 10 seconds the goblin taps in his feet rockets and rockets in towards Frogman and catches him. Spider-Kid uses his claws to cling to walls He grabs Toad.
The claws don't hold in place as they continue there fall but it does slow them down enough. There was too much weight with him and Toad both together he singles To Gobby to chuck Frog-man against the wall. The Frog is scared to death but Toad doesn't seem to mind.
"I'm not ready for this" the Frog pulls out his lucky mentos. He is tossed on to a wall tosses a mento towards Toad who then in turn sucks on it and plunges too gobby. Froggy hit down on the ground first followed by Gobby and Toad the Spider-kid. It's amazing how long you can type within twenty seconds of falling.
"What was with the mento?"
"When Spider-kid shook his head like this." Shakes his head from side to side. "I assumed that He was trying to say you had bad breath."
"Where the Hell are we?" Spider-Kid exclaimed.
The ground was nice hot sand but there was a maze on either side of them. They all stared around wondering where to go. Gobby jumped up and flew only to be electrocuted and fall right back into the biggish pit. "Well we ain't flying out of here."
Frog-man looks at the maze "Looks like we'll walk then."
Toad looks over at Frog-man "Your really good at stating the obvious aren't you."
The Mexican man walks around the glider making sure he too would not fall through the trap door. The man slowly get's upon the glider slowly. The glider as if it was meant to took off in a flash as soon as his feet hit the feet slots. "Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
It had been five minutes walking in the maze encountering weird destructing devices that should have caused lethal harm but didn't, thanks to Frog-man. Who purposely leaned against a wall, which made it fall on top of another and so on till every lethal thing meant to be fought against was destroyed.
"You see were always saved by that unforgiving fat thing behind us, never you or me what in the world is going on here." Toad crossed his arms over his vest/ jacket (from movie) with an angry grin on his face.
"I know what you mean but at least were no shiscabob."
While Toad and spidey walk ahead Gobby and Frog-man talk to each other.
"So ahhh, how's it like being a goblin."
"Not so tuff." Gobby shrugs "I'm the first one to be a hero and that's kind of awkward. All the "Villains" know that I'm knew and I'm a hero so that usually means that they're always at your throat."
"So I guess you got your own villains don't yah?"
"Kinda, Spiderman and me share villains kind of."
"I've got my own villains as well you know"
"cool."
"Hey do have a catchy saying about your self, Spider-kid's got one but it's to long to pronounce."
"I like to think of mine as. "With great Responsibility comes great fun"."
"That's a good one"
"How bout you?"
"I was thinking of one but I want to get higher in the hero ranks first."
They continued walking to the next part of the maze. The sand has disappeared and as usual there is always some one from above watching their every move.
Arcade sat slouched in his computer chair with his feet on the desk. His true intent was to kill Frog-man but caught more than he bargained for. He was however happy enough to fall slightly asleep in his chair. Stupid Him. He woke up slowly from probably a dream where he owned the world or something. He gets bored of watching his guest's again and decides to download some music. "Dam it, this is slow. I need to get broad Band!"
The Mexican guy is on his joy ride half screaming and cheering at the same time. He poses as superman and zooms off in a direction towards a very familiar building....
When they reach the rest of the maze the entire place turned red and the ground became molting lava. The Group rushes down the mazes corridors for fear of life before it was too late. Frogman tripped over his feet again, revealing an icy place. The Group quickly ran in. Only to discover the place was a dud as in it wasn't cold and it wasn't an ice room it was like a projection that looked real. "This place is really messed up!" Toad exclaimed quickly
"Water, need water." Frog-man croaked out.
"Hmmm where are we gonna find water?" Spider-kid said and then turned around to find a water fountain flowing with Water.
"Cool all I did was have to say it!"
"I want to go to playdium and that theme park place." Gobby said
Toad lunged at the water only to hit an outdoor popcorn machine. "#$"
Spider-Kid shakes his head "You had to say that you idiot?"
Frog has already learn't how to make the roller coaster up and running and was headed up high. Toad was sitting like a toddler on the ground sucking a huge lollypop and Gobby was playing some games in the pladium section of the park.
Spider-kid looked around and said, "I wish, I wish we were..."
Intermission...
The fun and games ended and the group was out of it and back where they started thanks to the so-called stupidity of Spider-Kid.
Frog-man was pretty mad He was just about to reach the twirl when it stopped and he fell to the ground. "Why couldn't you wait till I was finished? I wish I were back where I was. Damn it."
Nothing seemed to happen. There fun was over.
They continue walking fighting the most of ridiculous enemies and then it's time for the final thing to beat the. Frog-man slips on his but in a soft spot crumbling the cave the machine was coming out. "Sorry."
Just then a giant TV comes from the ceiling and reveals the giant head of Arcade.
"hahaha! I will rule you! Frog-man prepare to meet your doom!" All of a sudden funny music that belongs on sing a long on a Disney movie arcade sigh's in relief that it's done but then gets aggravated that it started when it did. He excuses him self and walks off towards the player and smash it walks back to the camera now "Now where are you. Where are you."
The group had disappeared
"Right behind you." The happy Toad had a plug in his left hand and twirled it around.
"Nobody can beat Toad nobody. They can try all they want this toad will not and never fail!"
By the time he had finished His terrible speech they already had arcade tied up and walking out the door. "You coming Toad." Frog asked.
"Yes I think I will thank you."
They reached the surface at the familiar building where it just so happens to be the Mexican guy being apprehended by the officer who gave the warning to gobby.
"I believe this is yours mister goblin"
"Yah, thanks." There was definite puzzlement on gobby's face under that mask.
"This is why were here to capture thief's who steal gliders and fly and ridiculous speeds, good day."
Arcade was also placed into the police van with Mexican guy where they would serve there time in prison.
The Goblin and Frog look at each other "Well it was great meeting you three."
"So gobby we'll see you again maybe?" Toad was biting into another apple.
"Don't count on it." Goblin flew off into the air leaving a giant trail of smoke.
Back at Kwikkee burger's the threesome talk about their last experience
Ollie sits at the bar stool "do you ever think we may see Arcade again."
Paul replies back "no, but I can count on Mexican guy I bet he was behind it all!"
"Paul, do you know why Arcade was after you?" Ollie asked slowly
"Not a clue. But at least everything turned out good in the end. But that Mexican guy scared me more then arcade and his world!"
The End... for now.
Spider-kid: What the Hell is with The Mexican Guy!?"
Frog-man: If I explained the writer might get writers cramp from typing and the stories will not continue.
Spider-Kid and Toad: Ohhhhhhhhhh, so that's how it works.
I hope you enjoyed this one as much as I did writing it...
This was my brothers favorite I hope you like it too.
Next time
Misfits#4
The Misfits try their hands at commercials and get in trouble with towns people for a tape that show the boys robbing a corner store. Who's behind it all? Of course Mysterio.
Till next time- Riddler Kid