(Disclaimer: I will continue these stories till the end because it's fun. I own nothing and it will continue to be like that until I get enough money to by the Misfits copyright. Oh and excuse grammar and spelling.)
Ollie sat with his two friends Todd and Paul at their favourite fast food restaurant. Todd was dining on his favourite thing to eat there. A stacked burger with two paddies and cheese oozing down. For some odd reason that makes my mouth water. Todd take's a strong bite into his burger; he smiles in delight as if it was a great discovery or something.
Ollie looked at Todd who was still smiling. "It's just a burger. You don't have to look like you just solved a impossible math problem."
"Ok, that wasn't what I was gonna say." Replied Frog-man. "Is there really such thing as an impossible math question?"
Todd shrugged and continued to swallow down his burger till there was nothing left. He took a look at Bob who was flipping patties up in to the air and squeezed them on the frying pan. "So tasty, yet I have no money." Todd complained. "I wish I had enough to by twenty of them."
Instantly money was in front of Todd he examined the money and picked up. "Bob twenty more of tho- what the heck."
Todd dropped the money as wings protruded from the bills. The bills grew razor sharp teeth on both sides giving it a mouth. They started to chomp at everything. "Misfits away." Ollie yelled. And because this is a super hero show nobody notices that The Misfits our really the three guys above not that it really mattered to any one in the underworld.
Formed by the New York famous Spiderman, The Misfits, Toad, Frog-man and Spider-kid team up to take on… on… anything smaller that a fly. Riddler Kid presents…
Misfits #5
Wicked Witch of the East
By: Riddler Kid.
Paul ran quickly into the bathroom and came out again in his dorky costume, The Fabulous Frog-man. He ran towards the money bats at full speed as the People within the building quickly ran away. Not being scared of the harmless bats, but being scared at what Frog-man might accidentally do.
Spider-kid used his claws to grab the bats but he was pulled along the ground. He tapped in his boots to shoot out spikes (So he would stick to the ground) and once again slid across the floor making giant scratch marks. "Damn it! Stop already."
Todd was scared to death behind the counter. A batbill flew past him and he grabbed a frying pan and swiped at it. He missed but then knocked it to the ground supposedly killing it. He sighed in relief. And looked down at the bat. It got up and continued its assault suddenly the bats all fell down back into money. The Misfits now in full uniform stood beside each other. "That was weird." Ollie Said.
"I'll say." Exclaimed Toad.
The group deciding that they are already in uniform might as well just go and have their daily runs around the city. Spider-kid knew there had to be something wrong, since when does your money become sprout wing and becomes a bat.
Todd looked at Spider-kid who was supporting himself on his claws. "What could possibly go wra-" Todd jump in mid air dogging a what seemed to be lightning.
The misfits looked up and saw what seemed to be a Cheese glob from outer space. "A what?" Todd asked. A young witch on her broomstick thingy. "Now that sounds right." Todd exclaimed.
"Misfits it looks like we got each other into a small mess." Spider-kid said out loud. "Lets take this girl out." Spider-kid used his claws to jump high into the air and tried to kick the girl on the stick.
The Witch was ready and summoned some sort of orb in her hands. She shot the orb into the chest of Spider-kid knocking him to the ground. "You dare to defy me." The witch said in her young and charming voice.
"Ouch." Spider-kid waved his finger in the air and fell onto the ground.
Todd looked at his knocked out friend and then to Frog-man and had his eyes wide open. "Chicken. Chicken. Chicken."
"I am not a chicken." Frog-man yelled startled.
"Not you me." Todd jumped into the restaurant scared out of his life.
Frog-man jumps and got into a kick stance as a cord from his left arm shot at the witch. "A frog huh. Fits you perfectly." The Witch got another orb in her hands a shot it at the unsuspecting Frog-man. Frog-man fell to the ground. And made a small whole in the ground. The Witch got off of her broom and headed for the restaurant where Todd was. She looked at Frog-man on the ground and gave him the cold shoulder. She walked to the restaurant were Todd was sitting behind the counter, she raised her hand and Todd flew up in the air floating within a see through blue bubble. Todd landed on the ground when the bubble popped. He got ready to use his tongue on the witch when she started chanting a couple of words. Todd started to lose control of his body as the room shone a bright blue. He fell to the ground. Spider-kid ran in and grabbed hold of the girls shoulder while she chanted her words. "Now hold on little missy."
The witch head turned around. Spider-kid looked at her eyes. Her eyes looked evil with a strong blue in them. Obviously she loves the colour blue and plus I'm tired of seeing that red colour. Spider-kid started to shiver in fear and started to walk backwards as she flew into the air using her believe it or not BLUE magic. "Is that all I am to you men just a little girl." She shot Spider-kid with another orb and he fell to the ground. His claws followed and hit the witch on the arm making a flesh wound on her left arm. The blue magic thing stopped as her broom came in the building; she jumped on it and flew a way swearing she'd be back.
Todd woke up and sat down on what he thought was the ground. He thought to himself. "We got our buts whopped again." He leaned back against the wall and fell through. "What the hell." He pulled himself into the restaurant and looked down. To his surprise he was in the air floating and below him was none other than his body.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Ohh yah full line scream. Well you would if you saw yourself dead on the ground.
"What the Hell am I? A ghost or something." He forced him self onto the floor and tried to feel his body but could not he phased right through it. "Damn it." Todd was ready to cry realizing he was dead and his mind was left to wander the earth mindlessly.
Todd heard a couple grunts and looked at Spider-kid in front of him. Spider-kid stood up and looked at Todd. " Todd "
Todd could only stare wide at what he though to be Spider-kid. " What the hell happened to my voice "
Todd then didn't really care and felt better that he probably wasn't dead. A giant Frog jumps into the restaurant and started croaking. It looked a fly flying around and snapped its tongue at the fly, catching it and munching.
Spider-kid looked at the Frog then at himself and screamed in his new outfitted girl voice. His claws lifted him into the counter where he stared at the ceiling in disbelief.
Todd flew over to the frog. Todd had a feeling it was frog-man. He some how led it to a hamburger. The Frog sat down and with his hands tried to pick up the burger and eat it. Todd thought to himself that it had to be Frog-man. Frog-man then started to talk "This burger, is excellent." Frog-man said through mouth fulls.
"Any chance we know what happened Todd."
Todd jumped for joy happy that he wasn't dead but was how ever in a very unfortunate state. "No. Hey what the hell, you seem happy."
"I was getting ready for this." Frog-man said. "You aren't truly a superhero till you've been turned into something."
"Yah whatever." Todd started to float around the room. "Spider-kid you O.K."
"Why me why not one of you." Spider-kid said in his female voice. She got of the counter and looked towards the group.
"Damn! Your one hot girl." Frog-man said croaking.
"Ok what the heck happened to us." Spider-kid was retracting his claws into her backpack. She tried to walk but tripped. Frog-man jumped into the way of her fall.
"Thanks." She said. She sat down with frog-man and looked at Todd who was in the air.
"Ok." Spider-kid started. "Before now, we were fighting some witch. Frog-man you got blasted into the ground by one of her orbs which means that she probably turned you into the Frog." Frog-man smiled. "Todd when I came into the restaurant you were on the ground," Spider-kid looked at the floor were Todd's body was. "Right there. She was chanting something and while doing that she shot me with an orb, which probably turned me in to what, I am currently. While I was falling I cut her arm." She got into a thinking pose. "Which probably something she wanted from you Todd."
"Me!" Todd exclaimed
"Yes you. The chanting she was doing was probably to suck your soul out of your body. She needed two hands and when I cut one it became useless."
"My soul?" Todd asked
"Well you never know when they're our aliens and what not that happen around here with all those superheroes and stuff." Frog-man said as if he was smart.
"We need a way to turn ourselves back."
"Your forgetting the fact that when there is a villain in ever superhero story there is always a main plot line in the villains plan." Frog-man said again as if he was smart.
"Shut up!" Todd yelled.
"No he's right there must be a reason for this."
The new and that not so famous Misfits continue outdoors where they look for their new enemy. The enemy that went to number one very very very fast. Frog-man had carried Todd's lifeless body to his house. They stuck Todd's Body in Paul's bed and covered it with sheets and blankets. You know the works. "Our you sure I'm going to be safe in here?" Todd asked.
"Of course, my parents to come home until twelve at night." Frog-man said reassuringly.
The Misfits split up and looked all over the city high and low trying not to be noticed due to the fact of what just happened to them.
Spider-kid continued his search around the city ducking in ally's and stuff to avoid people. A famous actor walked out of the building across the street. Spider-kid stared lovingly at the handsome star. She couldn't take her eyes off of him. He blinked and shook it off. "Not only am I one but now I think I'm one."
Todd flew in the air above everything in the city. For the first time in a long time he felt joyful and happy even though he was worried of what just happened to his body. "Todd come in." Frog-man said through the walkie talkie. "You and Spidey girl get to my position as soon as possible."
Todd was now depressed from having to stop flying and head to Frog-man.
Frog-man was atop a building looking down towards another building when his fellow team-mates showed up on the scene. "I swear I saw our girl go through that building." Frog-man said.
The building said 'Witches our us.' On the building. "I'm sure you did." Todd said sarcastically.
"Todd I think we should at least look into it." Spider-kid said.
"Fine then," Todd looked at her. "Fine then indeed."
Ollie now named Alisa was out of costume and was walking towards the building. "I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm doing this." She repeated to herself as she headed for the door.
See how it is she was the only one that could go into public with out causing a panic. She was the most obvious answer to their problem. Todd and Frog-man were looking down on their friend who was walking into the building. "This is hilarious." Frog-man exclaimed.
Alisa was panic stricken over the though of what could happen to her. She looked inside the building and down the halls. The receptionist was a nice elderly Lady and asked our hero a question. "Anything I can do for you?"
"Yah uh, what exactly do you do here." Alisa smiled in embarrassment.
"We train witches of the sort." She replied nicely. "Would you like to join?"
"No, actually I'm here looking for a witch I don't know her name but she has thick black hair. And about this high." Alisa did the actions to go with the saying. "She like creates like blue magical orbs, like you know." Alisa was now mad at him/her self because he/she was starting to like being a girl.
The Lady paused and looked at Alisa with empty eyes. "Come with me." The Lady headed to a door on the wall. She opened it up and they walked through. The Lady headed to a shelf directly across from them. She Pulled out a book and put it on the desk in the middle of the room. Alisa was scared but followed anyway into the room and stood beside the Lady. "The Girl you seek."
"Yes."
"Is not an ordinary girl." She flipped the book to where there was a picture of the witch. "The Witch you seek for has dubbed herself "The Wicked Witch of the East." She is at the top of her class and showed excellence in everything.
Five Hours Later.
"If you indeed intend on taking her on you should be careful she is after your soul."
"Yah I see."
"Here take these." Magically a bottle of a pink liquid appeared. "This is red magic on touch of it upon her can weaken her just enough to kill her."
"How do I kill her?"
"Take off her head."
Alisa gulped.
The misfits back in costume were getting ready for a final battle against the Wicked Witch of the West. "Ok." Spider-kid started. "I hit her with a little of this stuff and you guys attack her. We take off her head and these spells are over. Everyone clear with that.
The Misfits had stopped at a gate. Behind the gate was nothing. It was getting dark out and the place gave the three the creeps.
Suddenly the ground started to get soft and the three fell through the ground and landed in a cavern. "That was weird." Todd said as he floated down. To his team-mates.
The Misfits began to walk towards a light at one end of the cave till they started hearing their not so friendly witch chanting weird words not understandable by anyone. "Ok guy's lets go." Spider-kid said Quietly.
Spider-kid opened the bottle and jumped with the claws open for a strong attack. The witch was boiling some sort of stew, however she turned around to look upon her attackers. "Not you people again." She created an orb as Spider-kid splattered some of the contains of his bottle. She missed and got hit by the orb. She suddenly stood in one place and did not move. The ghost Toad flew into the witch and flew right through. "Damn it I can't do anything anymore."
"Todd wake up spidey. I'll take her highness." Frog-man shouted.
Spider-kid woke up in another world… and shall we skip it
"Common man wake up." Todd tried to pick up thing but was unable too; He just continued to ghost through things. Frog-man crashed suddenly through Todd's ghost form into Spider-kid. Spider-kid woke up and dropped the pink liquid as the witch flew in on her broom. She got doused and fell to the ground. She got up slowly.
Todd thought to himself focus focus focus. Todd kicked the girl hard in the chest. She flew into her pot, which was oddly enough full of pink liquid. The Witch evaporated into thin air. Todd disappeared. Frog-man had his armour on again and Spider-kid was back to his normal self. "Thus ends the Story of the." Frog-man started.
"Shut up." Spider-kid said half laughing.
It was now a beautiful day and the three misfits were in the building of the fast food burgers that everyone loved. The three boys thought of how weird it was that the building got repaired so fast. The boys sat down in their regular spots and started to talk about their adventure. But screwed it because they never wanted to remember it again. Spider-kid though about what had just happened to him and was actually happy with what just happened. I guess you could say he had fun.
Bob stood behind his counter. "This repair stuff happens way to many times, just to many times."
You enjoy…
Next time…
The Great Halloween Bash.
Halloween is here and so is the candy as the misfits go on the tricker treating spree through the neighbour hood. But on going into a haunted house they discover problems and traps from a guy who wants them dead.