(Disclaimer: Fanfiction says it all.)
It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood everything is as it should, kids don't except candy from strangers.
"That show needs a better opening don't you think?" Paul asked his friends as they sat in their favourite fast food restaurant.
"Especially since it's almost Halloween." Ollie complained.
"What, Halloween is coming up." Todd asked baffled.
"Yeah have any plans." Paul asked.
"As a matter of fact I do."…
"That's great Todd you're not as dumb as you look."
Formed by the spectacular Spider-man, the three twits known to all who are very few, the Misfits pound into action because they suck.
Misfits#6Halloween Bash misfit's style.
By: The Riddler Kid
The three friends trekked down to a neighbourhood that looked ready to be demolished. There was three days to Halloween and Todd wanted to get prepared. He with his friends went to an average old building. Todd touched the door with one finger and it opened.
"Well, seeing as it is almost Halloween we need to create a haunted house, this will be our haunted house. Pretty cool eh!"
"Yah, How exactly did you find this place?" Paul asked as he traced his index finger down the stairs.
"Spent some time here when I was on my own, needed a place to stay."
Some plan was forming into Ollie's head. "I know exactly what we can do."
It was ten at night and Ollie was sitting at his desk making a map of the building. "This is perfect, it's so stupid that it might just work."
Ollie went to his closet and pulled out his spidey gear. "Time to my daily runs."
Ollie jumped out of his window as his arms came flying out of his back and landed on the building beside him. He used his powerful claws to jump from building sometimes climbing up buildings to get to another taller building.
He stopped jumping when he reached the abandoned house Todd had show'd them earlier. He went in side slowly as his arms moved back into his backpack. He pulled out his house plans and continued to walk through the halls dodging spider webs and all sorts of things.
When he finally got back to the main entrance he realized his estimation of the building was fairly wrong. He started to scribble in the new plans to the house over the old ones.
Ollie looked into the sky and saw the moon over top of him. The clouds have moved away. Ollie thought about the hole in the roof maybe something good may come from it.
Ollie then looked in front of himself and saw a tall guy come close to him out of the moonlight. "Hello."
Ollie immediately got into a defensive position. The guy disappeared out of sight without a trace, nothing-there ect.
Ollie looked around rapidly for the strange Guy. The white figure fell from the Sky in front of Ollie. "Nice Look you got there, like mine!"
The guy turned out to be a thirteen year old in a white costume, white pants that were baggy, pure white shoes with no designs, a white vest with three straps that hooked the sides of the straps together and very long sleeves that went down to his knees. The kids face was pale, but had a evil grin on his face.
"Nice costume kid, but Halloweens not for three days. You should get to bed it's a school night." Ollie replied nicely. "I'm going to leave as well."
"Well don't forget about your treat." As Spider-kid turned away the kid jumped in the air, Spider-kid turned around just in time to see the kid do two 360degree twist and land a big kick at his face. Spider-kid fell through the door, out of the house and on to the cement.
"Why that stupid kid." Spider-kid got up and planted his claws into the ground.
The kid was standing in the entrance of the house. "Bring it on Spider-boy!"
All for of Spider-kids claws rammed at the Kid, he dodged all of the attacks and kick Spider-kid with a big blow to the head.
While Spider-kid was on the ground heartbroken, "Dang it Police, Better get out of here." He thought to himself. Using his claws as legs he headed home looking back at the House and didn't see the kid. Spider-kid thought that the kid would probably be picked up by the law a put somewhere. "Hell him being put some where, Hell he almost broke my jaw."
The next day… mwhaa mwhaa.
The misfits as a team built their dream haunted house…
Halloween night… scarier than the time you poop your pants during a teletubies movie.
The three friends where in the great hall of the haunted house. There were a couple fake dead people on the wall and Swiss cheese for some reason was splattered on the wall for the scary effect of why Swiss cheese is sold in Canada when it's really made in the Swiss.
"This is going to be great." Ollie said as he got off the phone.
Ollie sat down with his other two friends. "Who was that?" Paul questioned.
"Well Bob, you know the guy at the restaurant will take care of the house while we round up some three year old candy from the rotten neighbours around the fair town of east New York."
"So… Were still having a party here, aren't we?" Todd asked.
"Indubitably." Ollie replied.
"In English." Paul said towards the confused Todd . "Yes."
Todd shook his head in silence. Then looked at the evil grandfather clock on the wall. "What do we do till night time?"
"I'm sure that the writer of this story will come up with something, right?" Ollie replied.
"Yes the writer of this fic is very talented and knows exactly what we are about to do."
The three friends stand beside each other in silence for about five seconds.
"We're not gonna do anything our we." Todd exclaimed.
"No I'm sure he'll think of something." Ollie replied.
Nighttime… Because there was nothing better to do.
The three misfits rounded the corner to there haunted house of doom or whatever you want to call it. Todd was wearing his classic trademark… The Red collard jester suit. He never actually liked it but it seemed suitable for this damned occasion. Paul was wearing an old Leap Frog costume that his father had in his closet, it looked a little big on him but he thought it was also great for the occasion.
Ollie started jumping around and climbed a telephone pole and stuck out his hand and did Spiderman's hand movement. A funny looking liquid came out of his hand. It came out and fell to the ground. Ollie was wearing a Spider-man costume and tried his best to look like Spidey as close he can. The other two Misfits could just laugh at their pathetic friend.
When they reached the Haunted house they heard loud music and lots of noises of firecrackers and screechers. Todd lit the fuse on a small mighty might and shoved down Frog-mans costume. When the three got to the door of the haunted house the mighty might blew up.
Frog-man jumped around, then with one big jumped went to the max of the suits jumping abilities. Six stories high.
He fell back onto his butt in between the two other misfits. "That freaken hurts!"
Todd knocked on the door. But the person who opened it wasn't Bob rather.
"Hello. Chump." The kid in white was the kid that Spider-kid met earlier. "I was feeling a little loose and thought I'd make your home mine for the time being."
"Who the hell do you think you are!" Todd yelled.
"Why I'm the Master Mind, yours." The kid was swaying his long sleeves back and forth in the doorway.
"Where the heck is Biio----b" Ollie said as he fell down a trap door with his fellow Misfits.
The Misfits fell through a trap door underneath them and flare down into a cart that runs on a train track. "Well that was wired" Frog-man proclaimed.
The cart started moving as the light in the shaft shined brightly. The Master Mind now wearing a nice pure white suit appeared with a microphone in his left hand. "On our right we have a guy who wasn't very lucky."
The Misfits looked to they're left and saw Bob hanging from old-fashioned chains that gave it a jail look. Anyways he was stuck on the left wall of the shaft. All battered and bruised. "Good friend of yours right, he was easy. But these next people."
The cart got faster as it headed down the track. The cart slowed down a bit and on the left wall there was a room full of animals. "Maybe these aren't really your friends but they were party guest, and they are the party animals.
Todd looked on in disgust at the cow in the back that was biting the ears off a rabbit. "What the hell do you want!" Todd yelled.
"It's quite simple really… I want my house back."
"Then take it!" LeapFrog yelled as the cart started to speed up.
"Plus it's been a long time since I killed someone, lets have a ball shall we."
The three misfits looked towards the roof where a large ball came from the ceiling. All three were scared. They had the death scared out of them. When the ball reached to them it phased right through. "Phewww." Todd sighed happily. "That was close."
The Master Mind now in front of the cart points towards the door ahead. "I'm The Master Mind and this is my world."
The cart starts to slow down; the misfits look at the sign above the door. The sign was entitled, My World.
"What ever happened to the good scary names that freak you out." LeapFrog commented.
The cart reached the door that opened in front of them. The Master Mind waved a farewell hand as he disappeared into nothing. Or so we thought. The cart got stuck just before it went through the door.
"Dang it nothing ever goes my way." The Master Mind grabs a piece of gum that was stuck to the bottom of the carts wheel.
"Wondered where that went." LeapFrog leaned over and grabbed the piece of gum from The Master Minds hand. He tried sticking it in his mouth but was unable to get it through the mask. He quickly lost interest and pressed hard against Todd's back.
"Where were we again?" The Master Mind thought for a couple moments. "Ohh yah you were about to enter MY WORLD. Dun Dun Duuuuunnnn."
"Ok Really that ain't really all that scary." Ollie said to The Master Mind as he disappeared like he was supposed to do before the gum incident.
"He looks there no tracks ahead of us." LeapFrog said while looking forward into the green room.
"Think again." Ollie pointed down towards a very steep track that beyond the eyes reach.
The cart went down the stream in a boat what a hoax do you get it there in a boat. Ahh never mind where'd we leave off, right our heroes were about to die. But to make a long story short the Misfits took the fall in silence for ten seconds.
"Ok were plunging to our deaths and we take it in silence?" LeapFrog asked puzzled.
"Exactly, seeing as it is were gonna die we might as well take the vow of silence to think over our pathetic lives." Ollie replied. "Right Todd."
Todd was praying that he would some how be saved. This gave Ollie an Idea. "Frog-man rather LeapFrog, Pray!"
"What I'm no catholic."
"This is the time where we can pray for past sins. So that hopefully you won't end up like Todd whoes doomed to eternal fire, down there" There was definite seriousness in Ollie's voice.
Leap Frog shook his head up and down bowed his head and prayed silently.
Five hours later.
The Misfits are still plunging to their deaths but none of them are screaming or anything else. The Misfits were eternally stuck falling to there deaths. Good for them right.
Suddenly it came to a stop and the Misfits were in a kitchen surrounded with Food. "That was weird." LeapFrog exclaimed.
The Master Mind walked passed them. "Five hours of boredom and no scream. Dang it you guys are no fun."
"Yah Party time." Todd shouted.
And the misfits partied forever and ever not realizing it… but that's for another crappie story created by me that know one would bother to review because you're all numbskulls who don't care about me… It think I might cry… What the heck I'll take an aspirin and see you next time.
The Misfits all got together at this ending Toad, Spider-kid, Frog-man, Green Goblin 4, Arcade and Pyro crowded up together to give us a not so holiday Cheer.
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!"
Next Time…
Misfits #7 the Good Samaritans
A fuzzy blue mutant comes to visit his "Old Friend" Ollie and Paul like this person a lot but Todd knows there is something wrong. Something is holding onto Night Crawler's leash.
Till next Time,
Riddler Kid.