(This is the start of an all-new story line filled with comedy insanity and all other things that should not appear in a story like this. Warning; this story may be short due to lack of time and effort)
Note: I have replaced chapters 6 through 8 with corrections and stuff, plus less swearing. Also the 1st chapter has better origins and a new opening story, please check it out.
Bring out the playbooks
Light up the big set
"Misfits go to the Movies"
No matter who you are…
You can be the star!
The thrills are fantastic…
Things made of plastic…
You'll see!!!!
Misfits #10
Ecks versus Severe pain, I mean severs.
By: Riddler Kid
Warning: This story and all characters belong to their respectful owners and what not, there will be appearances of violence, but no coarse language. The story also contains very small itsy bitsy spoilers about the real movie: Ecks versus Severs Starring Ray Park. Read at your own free will.
Todd: Now how does this story start again?
Ollie: Here wear this and sit near that bar table on that stool
Todd: I don't want to wear that, I just can't
Ollie: Fine then. Paul Your on.
K-powee!
The bar room was quiet as a dark man sits on his stool sipping some bear down. More like goggling it down because this man was under age. Because this man was Detective Ollie Osnick or best known to the underworld as Agent Severs the boy genius with the fastest hands alive.
Three friends sit at a circular table laughing and talking to each other like good friends do. One guy was wearing a huge brown trench coat and the tunic under it was a very wired colour, he also had remnants of a small beard. The other guy sitting on the left side of the other guy was a huge guy with strong black hair and had a strong Russian accent, the last guy to the right side of the first guy was small with a kinda mushroom cut hair, and he sat there like a mastermind.
Water was dripping from Severs jacket as he continued to sip from his beer; his hat was covering his back and shadowed the front of his head. The guy something was going to be wrong, he even said it out loud.
"I don't think I can gulp drive gulp home to night."
"Hey man are you making fun of me."
The man with the brown trench coat got out of his chair grabbed a wooden staff that was nearby and pulled out a deck of cards from his jacket pockets and held them up.
Severs look at him oddly. "Well now that I think of it yah! Who pulls out cards as a threat."
"Man you don't know who we are do you."
"Not a slightest clue."
The bigger guy walks up and sticks his index finger into Severs chest and presses hard. "We're the Acolytes."
"Yah that's right, I'm Remy the guy with the stick. The big guy here is Colossus the Man made of all metal and no brains, and the small fry here is mastermind a guy who can only use his brain because he sucks so much."
"Yah that's great and all but I'm Agent Severs"
Very instantly the three people known as the acolytes were gone and so was the rest of the bar, including that weird guy selling drugs to a guy whose drunk, who usually stands in the corner but has seemed to have disappeared.
Severs stands there looking from side to side. "Well I guess I am the most feared man alive, and the strongest.
Ollie stubs his toe on a chair, which is followed by a "Yelp" of pain.
Severs leaves the bar.
Agent Severs finally got his assignment, his five hundredth I might add, it was to head to this mall looking place and find this evil assassin lady who kidnapped some kid of great importance. "Sounds interesting." Ollie said. "I think I might be on to something."
What exactly was Ollie onto we may never know.
A tall purple haird girl carrying to bags from a supposed mall heads to the parking lot. She looks and to her surprise finds a surprise. Police, Swat, secret agents, one digit agents double o agents, minus James Bond, A couple assassin ninjas from who knows where, fire truck with people who put out fire attached, ambulance with a lot of guy, I repeat guys who like to do mouth to mouth even when not needed and finally a kid with a backpack heading home from school.
Did I forget Ollie? Severs stands behind a swat car and eats a jelly donut because that's what people like him do.
The Women with the purple hair looks up and sees that a sniper has a trained eye on her. She starts to run real hard to the other side of the building through a bunch of strip malls. The sniper shoots rapidly as the women dodges each bullet rapidly and rolls into a safe position.
She pulls a gun from her leg and find a open spot to shoot at the sniper, she shoot and nails the guy right in the arm destroying the inhibiter watch the guy had on. The sniper fell down slowly to a car down below. The last thing he heard was. "AHHHH! Blue funny looking Demon! Run for your worthless lives!"
"Well I'm glad that's handled with." The voice belonged to the purple headed Women known to all X-men fans as the Physlocke, yes its you know who.
She looks at all the cars and men as she kneels down safely in her hiding spot behind a giant pillar. "Now for the rest."
She runs out with pink blades coming from her arms. She slices through the people very easily; Meanwhile Ollie stands behind a swat van now eating another donut.
Physlocke ran out of people to kill. In frustration she split a swat van in half using her extreme blades. Ollie was behind that van; still in one piece he waved his hand. Physlocke looked at him and started to run to the back to the mall. Ollie dropped his donut and ran after her.
Physlocke reached the mall and tripped over someone's leg and fell to the ground. Toad with a small moustache walked around the corner and stared down at the women and laughed.
Arcade and Forge came around the corner wearing black clothing with the authentic matrix glasses and picked up Physlocke. Ollie came running in a kicked both arcade and Forge to the ground. "Leave her alone… wait a second, Todd why do you get to play the best character in the movie.
"It's quite obvious you see in the X-men Movie, The Actor played me. And in this film the same actor who played me in the X-men Movie is the one that played the guy who I am."
"That's still not fair."
Arcade and Forge ran off and Toad followed. Physlocke woke up and Ollie was there to help her up. "Where's the girl?" Ollie shouted."
"I don't have her, the evil boss does."
"Well whose the evil boss."
Paul flicks around dice as Forge, Arcade and the acolytes, minus Pyro sit around doing nothing. Paul walks up to a girl around 9 stuck in a metal cage, "It's alright my dear, all I need is your blood so I can get my nano bug, nothing to worry about, and I may kill you, but no biggey there right."
Severs and Ecks fall from the roof of the building that the bad guys were in. "Give us the girl." Ollie stated.
"Why of course." Paul started. "Boys get them."
The acolytes run up against Sever and Ecks. Sever jumps to the ground scared as Ecks punches them all out one by one. Forge and Arcade look at each other, just then Toad walks in. "You get the kid, I'll take on Toad!" Physlocke calls out.
"Sure no prob."
Toad and Physlocke fight each other into a different room. Toad does his incredible fighting moves to try to force Physlocke on the ground. But, Physlocke got bored and just smashed one of her Swords through Toads head.
Arcade and Forge were no shixcabobbing Severs over a huge fire. Physlocke runs in and punches Arcade and Forge's lights out.
Paul realizing his failure to get his nano bug, he gives up and walks away only to be trampled by Iron Man upholding the law.
"Well At least I got the girl, right?" Ollie said.
"Get real." Were Physlocke last words.
THE END
Next Time,
Bunny Toad
A woman dressed up like a Rabbit calls herself the White Rabbit jumps into action to destroy her evil foe, The Fabulous Frog-man. Can Toad and Ollie save their friend?