Reaching under my shirt, Ranger carefully positioned the mic under my bra, his fingers lingering just a moment more than absolutely necessary. I shivered then straightened my clothes and reached for the door handle.

Go get em, tiger. Ranger said as I opened the door.

I gave him the thumbs up sign, and got out of the car. I sashayed into the bar, pausing for a moment in the doorway to get my bearings. I spotted Velasquez sitting at the bar surrounded by women. Hmmm...this may make things a bit difficult I thought. I walked up to the bar and found a seat. I didn't want to stand in the doorway forever.

I was trying to come up with a plan of attack when I heard an in my ear. I turned to the person on my right. Lo and behold, if it wasn't the man I was here to see. He was smiling at me. I repressed the urge to shudder.

Can I buy you a drink? Velasquez asked.

I'd love that, I purred. I was frantically trying to figure out how to get him to follow me out of the bar, without raising his suspicions. He was too big for me to stun and drag out. Not to mention, that might cause unwanted attention. While I was thinking the bar tender approached us.

What'll it be? he asked me.

I'll have what he's having. I answered. Velasquez asked for another amaretto sour.

You got it. The bar tender went off to get the drink while I tried to come up with a good strategy for leading Velasquez out of the bar and into the arms of justice. Since I didn't have my lasso of truth with me, I decided to work the slut angle. I leaned forward, showing off my assets. The slime ball seemed to appreciate the view.

What's a lovely lady like you doing here? he asked my breasts. Ugh!
I took a sip of my drink for courage. It tasted like candy.
Just thought I'd stop in for a drink. I'm meeting a girlfriend later. I said this with a suggestive smile. It's not my fault he thought I meant that kind of girlfriend.

Really? We should all get together sometime. he said.

Hey I knew a way out when I saw one.

She should be pulling in soon.. I never finished that sentence because just then someone yelled and everyone started stampeding for the exit.