One day Schwarz was in the forest being awesome and mysterious German Ninja.

He sighed wistfully with a tilde and all.

"Sigh~" Said Schwarz. He was very angst filled.

He suddenly jumped up in a dramatic pose with his katana drawn.

"I WILL PROTECT YOU MY BROTHER DOMON! DO NOT WORRY!" He screamed rather unnecessarily loud. You are so silly Schwarz! SO SILLY!

A bird stared at him then flew away, wanting to be as far away from the German Ninja as possible.

Schwarz felt very foolish and cleared his throat. He then decided it's better to just be slim shady and phased through a tree because he's magical and can do things like that.

He got stuck in the tree and it was very awkward for him and the tree.