Chapter 5: Cheerleading squad.
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A/N: Okay, so obviously my friend is an idiot about the melting staircase thing. I'm surprised I got such a response from everybody. Please keep reviewing. It boosts my self esteem! I also have to thank beth. I'm using some of your ideas.
So Harry and Ron went to go see Dumbeldore. But when they got there Dumbeldore was just leaving in his cheerleading outfit.( The back of the skirt was tucked into the back of his underwear. Harry and Ron cringed.)
"Professor Dumbeldore, where are you going? We have to talk to you about something." said Harry.
"Well boys, I'm going to the cheerleading tryouts. I manage the squad. But you can talk to me while we walk." then Dumbeldore rushed ahead.
"Well, Ron and I have to ask you for a favor."
"Yes, what is it?"
"Well, we were wondering if you could guarantee Ron a spot on the cheerleading squad, and deny Hermione one. It would be so much help." Harry conveniently left out the part that it was part of a dare for fear that Dumbeldore would not accept it.
"Mr. Potter! I would have expected better of you. I could certainly put in a good word for Mr. Weasley, though I don't know why he would want to be in the cheerleading squad." Dumbeldore glanced over at Ron who had just picked his nose and wiped the booger in his hair. (A/N: I know this is hard for you to read, but trust me it was even harder to write.)
Dumbeldore continued, "But I will certainly not deny Miss Granger a spot. It would be unfair to her. Whatever would give you such a thought?!" he walked ahead leaving the two boys behind.
"Well, Dumbeldore sure had his panties in a twist."said Harry trying to gross Ron out. (Remember, Dumbeldore still had his skirt in his underwear.)
Ron elbowed Harry, "Come on, I want to get this dare over with. We're going to be late for tryouts."
When Ron and Harry got to the tryouts they were amazed at how many people had showed up. Ron noticed he was the only boy. He noticed Hermione at the front of the line ready to do her cheer.
It was Hermione's turn after a while, she got up and chanted like this, "Poof, be gone. You're breath smells bad. Wait, come back. I think I've got a tic-tac. Not to be mean but you need some Listerene. Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle!" Hermione ended with a split. Everyone was surprised because her cheer didn't really have anything to do with the school, but none the less, everyone clapped and seemed to love it.
"Where do you suppose Hermione got that song from?" whispered Harry so that no one would hear.
"No idea." said Ron clueless. A bunch of other girls got up and did their routine. They were all pretty bad except for one group of girls. They were still pretty bad but they were funny. They threw some girl up in the air, real high in the air. Then, one girl sneezed and all the other girls rushed to get her a tissue and the girl they threw up came crashing back down and had to be taken to Madame Pomfrey.
Then it was Ron's turn. He had forgotten to make up a cheer, but then he remembered a chant he had learned during one summer but he changed all he words around, "We will, we will, rock you and beat you. Everybody knows that Gryffindors is the best so we're gonna but the other teams to the test. So strap on your seatbelts and step on the gas. 'Cause we're gonna kick their sorry little whoo!"
Ron was so surprised that everyone had clapped afterward. Some people even whistled. He could tell he had made it into the squad.
A/N: The two cheers that Ron and Hermione said aren't mine. I don't know whose they are. I just learned them at camp last year. I hope you enjoy them. The next chapter should be coming out soon. I'm still open to requests! Ta for now!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
A/N: Okay, so obviously my friend is an idiot about the melting staircase thing. I'm surprised I got such a response from everybody. Please keep reviewing. It boosts my self esteem! I also have to thank beth. I'm using some of your ideas.
So Harry and Ron went to go see Dumbeldore. But when they got there Dumbeldore was just leaving in his cheerleading outfit.( The back of the skirt was tucked into the back of his underwear. Harry and Ron cringed.)
"Professor Dumbeldore, where are you going? We have to talk to you about something." said Harry.
"Well boys, I'm going to the cheerleading tryouts. I manage the squad. But you can talk to me while we walk." then Dumbeldore rushed ahead.
"Well, Ron and I have to ask you for a favor."
"Yes, what is it?"
"Well, we were wondering if you could guarantee Ron a spot on the cheerleading squad, and deny Hermione one. It would be so much help." Harry conveniently left out the part that it was part of a dare for fear that Dumbeldore would not accept it.
"Mr. Potter! I would have expected better of you. I could certainly put in a good word for Mr. Weasley, though I don't know why he would want to be in the cheerleading squad." Dumbeldore glanced over at Ron who had just picked his nose and wiped the booger in his hair. (A/N: I know this is hard for you to read, but trust me it was even harder to write.)
Dumbeldore continued, "But I will certainly not deny Miss Granger a spot. It would be unfair to her. Whatever would give you such a thought?!" he walked ahead leaving the two boys behind.
"Well, Dumbeldore sure had his panties in a twist."said Harry trying to gross Ron out. (Remember, Dumbeldore still had his skirt in his underwear.)
Ron elbowed Harry, "Come on, I want to get this dare over with. We're going to be late for tryouts."
When Ron and Harry got to the tryouts they were amazed at how many people had showed up. Ron noticed he was the only boy. He noticed Hermione at the front of the line ready to do her cheer.
It was Hermione's turn after a while, she got up and chanted like this, "Poof, be gone. You're breath smells bad. Wait, come back. I think I've got a tic-tac. Not to be mean but you need some Listerene. Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle!" Hermione ended with a split. Everyone was surprised because her cheer didn't really have anything to do with the school, but none the less, everyone clapped and seemed to love it.
"Where do you suppose Hermione got that song from?" whispered Harry so that no one would hear.
"No idea." said Ron clueless. A bunch of other girls got up and did their routine. They were all pretty bad except for one group of girls. They were still pretty bad but they were funny. They threw some girl up in the air, real high in the air. Then, one girl sneezed and all the other girls rushed to get her a tissue and the girl they threw up came crashing back down and had to be taken to Madame Pomfrey.
Then it was Ron's turn. He had forgotten to make up a cheer, but then he remembered a chant he had learned during one summer but he changed all he words around, "We will, we will, rock you and beat you. Everybody knows that Gryffindors is the best so we're gonna but the other teams to the test. So strap on your seatbelts and step on the gas. 'Cause we're gonna kick their sorry little whoo!"
Ron was so surprised that everyone had clapped afterward. Some people even whistled. He could tell he had made it into the squad.
A/N: The two cheers that Ron and Hermione said aren't mine. I don't know whose they are. I just learned them at camp last year. I hope you enjoy them. The next chapter should be coming out soon. I'm still open to requests! Ta for now!