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Author's Note: I'm going to try to do this more often. SORRY, FOLKS.
One day, Schwarz was walking down the street being all sexy and German ninja like, when he happened upon a box of honey flavored Teddy Grams!
"Why, gee," he said in his dramatic angst-y voice, "what is this I spy?"
He picked up the box of the bear shaped snacks and sniffed it. Which didn't really do anything, because he's wearing a mask and all..
"Why would any leave these," he stared at the title, "Teddy Grams on the floor of this randomly selected street?"
He pondered this for a whole five minutes. Then he got ran over by a car, because he was in the middle of the street, the damned fool.
THE END.