Author's Note: Yeah. More. Tried to make this one longer because someone said they needed to be! HUZZAH!
One day Kyoji was suddenly back from the grave. Hm, isn't that a kicker?
Well, one day he was just strolling around minding his own business, when Allenby magically bumped into him! OH NO!
"Ouch!" screamed Allenby a little too loudly, stumbling and falling over.
"Oh, sorry," Kyoji winced, "didn't see you there."
"Well of course you didn't, silly, I'm invisible!" said a very visible Allenby, chuckling. This caused Kyoji to raise his eyebrows. He tried to cock one eyebrow, but that's hard. You have to be magical to do that.
"Uhm, anyways," Kyoji said, scratching the back of his head and helping Allenby up to her feet, "what are you doing here Miss Switzerland?"
"Ohhh, nothing much. Robbing a bank." Allenby said, "Thanks." Then she ran away, fast. A bunch of policemen suddenly rushed past Kyoji and knocked him down.
"Dammit," Kyoji cursed, "why does this ALWAYS happen to me?" He brushed off his coat, "It's ridiculous sometimes!"
He then walked down the street, mumbling, and kicking a can. Suddenly, the can jumped up and screamed at him in some gibberish can language, shook it's fist, and ran away.
Kyoji just stared. He started to wonder if he had any drugs that day.
AN: Yeah, wasn't that magical? So. I'm actually working on a SERIOUS fanfic! Can you totally believe that? LIKE OH MY GOSH I CAN'T! It's Kyoji/Allenby..that's why I had that little amazing section in this story. It's sort of complicated and twisted, and it has a bit of the Carrie writing style in it. But I shalleth try!