Chapter7: Cheerleading uniforms and Sex ed
Disclaimer: I own nothing, J.K. Rowling is letting me borrow her toys.
A/N: How come I only got three reviews on my last chapter?! Come on people! Get with the program here. If I don't get at least 5 reviews on this chapter, I'm gonna stop writing this story. So Please review!
Now that Ron and Hermione had gone to the tea party, it was time to go get their uniforms. Ron was concerned that his outfit wasn't going to be manly enough.
"Ron, why are you so concerned about your manly hood? You're making yourself sound like a conceited teenager, which you are. But could you at least pretend to be normal for once? Honestly! It's not like they are gonna make you wear a skirt or anything!"
But Hermione was o so wrong. She had forgotten who designed the uniforms…Malfoy. When they got to practice the next day, they were given their uniforms. Guess what Ron's looked like. It was exactly the same as the girl's uniforms.
"See Hermione! I told you I would look like a stupid prat!"said Ron.
"Ron, look at the bright side, at least you have the legs for it." all the girls broke out I laughter. Meanwhile, Malfoy was staring at all the girls legs. He came across one pair that he liked very much. He looked up to see who the owner to the legs was. RON! 'Oh no! I must change the uniforms immediately . I'm getting turned on by Ron!' thought Malfoy in disgust.
The next day, everyone got their new uniforms.
"Malfoy!" screamed Ginny, "We look like nuns!" Indeed they did. The skirt went all the way to the floor and they had long sleeves with gloves.
"We can't do any of the cheers in these things. We'll get laughed at." said Cho.
"Let's try some cheers anyway and see if we can do them. I doubt we will, but let's try." said Ginny. First, they tried to do a pyramid, but that didn't work. They got to about the fourth level when some girls skirt got caught on someone's foot and the whole pyramid came crashing down.
Then, they tried to throw a girl up in the air, but that didn't work. The girl they threw up in the air got caught on one of the statues swords and was hanging there for about five minutes until they threw another girl up in the air who grabbed onto the girls foot and dragged her down.
"Now will you agree to change the uniforms?" asked Ron.
"Fine." said Malfoy with his genuine sneer. (A/N: I love that sneer!)
The next day Ron, Hermione, and Harry, were in the great hall for breakfast.
"So, I heard that we are getting a new subject for our studies. I wonder what it is." said Hermione excitedly.
"I don't care what it is. I'm just mad that they added an extra class. Even more of our time is wasted." said Harry. Just then an announcement came over the loudspeakers.
"When did we get loud speakers?" asked Ron.
"As all of you know, you will be getting a new subject for your studies. Your new schedules will be given to you and your new subject will be on them. Thank you and have a wonderful day." Then, a slip of paper appeared on everyone's plate. Ron and Harry looked at each other in horror.
"SEX ED?!"
Disclaimer: I own nothing, J.K. Rowling is letting me borrow her toys.
A/N: How come I only got three reviews on my last chapter?! Come on people! Get with the program here. If I don't get at least 5 reviews on this chapter, I'm gonna stop writing this story. So Please review!
Now that Ron and Hermione had gone to the tea party, it was time to go get their uniforms. Ron was concerned that his outfit wasn't going to be manly enough.
"Ron, why are you so concerned about your manly hood? You're making yourself sound like a conceited teenager, which you are. But could you at least pretend to be normal for once? Honestly! It's not like they are gonna make you wear a skirt or anything!"
But Hermione was o so wrong. She had forgotten who designed the uniforms…Malfoy. When they got to practice the next day, they were given their uniforms. Guess what Ron's looked like. It was exactly the same as the girl's uniforms.
"See Hermione! I told you I would look like a stupid prat!"said Ron.
"Ron, look at the bright side, at least you have the legs for it." all the girls broke out I laughter. Meanwhile, Malfoy was staring at all the girls legs. He came across one pair that he liked very much. He looked up to see who the owner to the legs was. RON! 'Oh no! I must change the uniforms immediately . I'm getting turned on by Ron!' thought Malfoy in disgust.
The next day, everyone got their new uniforms.
"Malfoy!" screamed Ginny, "We look like nuns!" Indeed they did. The skirt went all the way to the floor and they had long sleeves with gloves.
"We can't do any of the cheers in these things. We'll get laughed at." said Cho.
"Let's try some cheers anyway and see if we can do them. I doubt we will, but let's try." said Ginny. First, they tried to do a pyramid, but that didn't work. They got to about the fourth level when some girls skirt got caught on someone's foot and the whole pyramid came crashing down.
Then, they tried to throw a girl up in the air, but that didn't work. The girl they threw up in the air got caught on one of the statues swords and was hanging there for about five minutes until they threw another girl up in the air who grabbed onto the girls foot and dragged her down.
"Now will you agree to change the uniforms?" asked Ron.
"Fine." said Malfoy with his genuine sneer. (A/N: I love that sneer!)
The next day Ron, Hermione, and Harry, were in the great hall for breakfast.
"So, I heard that we are getting a new subject for our studies. I wonder what it is." said Hermione excitedly.
"I don't care what it is. I'm just mad that they added an extra class. Even more of our time is wasted." said Harry. Just then an announcement came over the loudspeakers.
"When did we get loud speakers?" asked Ron.
"As all of you know, you will be getting a new subject for your studies. Your new schedules will be given to you and your new subject will be on them. Thank you and have a wonderful day." Then, a slip of paper appeared on everyone's plate. Ron and Harry looked at each other in horror.
"SEX ED?!"