Chapter 9: Sex ed class and Footflying games.
Disclaimer: I no own characters.
A/N: If you guys like my stories, go to fiction , click search at the top and type in Jinikatt789. Then click on my name and it will give you my one story that I'm writing. It's called French Kissing and Fairy Godmothers. Now, on with the story! But before I do that, let me give a personal shout out to Stephie….. "SHUT UP!" No one asked you to read my story. What made you feel the need to flame me? Does it make you feel better? Here's my advice, click the back button if you don't like the story! Oh yeah, one more thing, well actually two. Don't make fun of other people's stories if you haven't written any. At least I've written something, unlike you! Oh yeah, the other thing, have you ever tried spell check? Complete is spelled wrong. How can you misspell complete? If you are going to continue flaming me, don't read my story. As you can tell, I really don't like flames, so don't even try it!
"SEX ED!" screamed practically everyone in the great hall.
"I don't even know what sex ed is, but by the name, I can tell it's something pretty bad." said Ron quivering.
"Hermione, do they have sex ed in the muggle schools?" Harry slowly turned toward her.
Hermione was getting fed up with this so finally she just shouted, "WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS? IT'S JUST ANOTHER CLASS. WILL EVERYONE PLEASE JUST GROW UP! HONESTLY!!!"
Everyone just stared at Hermione. Especially Draco Malfoy. He found himself thinking, 'She looks quite sexy when she's mad. WAIT! What am I thinking?! This is Granger for God's sakes! Something is definitely wrong with me.' But no, nothing was wrong with Malfoy, in fact, something was definitely right with Malfoy.
After breakfast, the first class the Slytherins and the Gryfindors had was sex ed. Everyone was dreading it. When they got into the classroom, they found no other than Hagrid teaching the class. Harry, Ron, and Hermione calmed down a little bit when they saw Hagrid there. They knew it wouldn't be too awful. They were so wrong. It was more embarrassing having Hagrid teach it. He didn't know the first thing about Sex ed.
There was one person who wasn't paying any attention to the class, and that was Malfoy. He just stared at Hermione through the whole class.
"That was by far the most boring class I've ever had." said Ron yawning.
"I saw Malfoy staring at me all through class. Do you think he was hexing me?" asked Hermione. The boys hadn't even bothered to answer. There was a big crowd up ahead and they rushed up to see what was happening. One of Fred and George's tricks had backfired on them. They had tried to make their books float behind them, but all that happened was that their butts had become books. (figure it out people.)
After classes were over and Fred and George's butts had gotten back to normal Hermione said something.
"Did you guys even hear what I said?"
"Sorry 'Mione. My mind has been on the Footflying game tonight. The Slytherins are tied with us for first place. We really need to win. Speaking of that, shouldn't you get to practice? You need to practice that perfect cheer for when we win. I better get going! Got to practice for tonight's game! See you." with that, Harry ran off.
"I'm sure glad Malfoy gave me pants to wear. I'm going to be a lot more comfort-" Ron was cut off by Hermione.
"Guess what I just noticed Ron! It's been over three weeks! Harry failed his challenge! He has to go on a date with Cho!" Ron and Hermione were laughing so hard that people started to stare. They finally stopped and ran off to meet the squad.
That night…..
It was half time and time for the half time show. The Slytherin cheerleading squad captain, Stephanie had just challenged the Gryffindor squad to a cheer-off.
"Why is she the captain anyway? She's only in second year." asked one of Hermione's best friends, Rikki who was also on the cheerleading team.
"Dunno."
Then Ginny interrupted, "Okay girls, it's time for our magic ball formation. I don't think they can out-cheer us on that one." Basicall, the magic ball formation consisted of someone putting a spinning charm on all the girls. Then, Ron would throw them up and they would all grab onto each other and they would form a spinning ball. The girls hated this trick since it always got them sick.
It turned out the Gryffindor cheerleading team won the cheer-off. The rest of the game was really boring until the last few minutes, the teams were tied. The cheerleaders were cheering like crazy and when they threw Hermione up in the air to do one of those flippy things, she got stuck on one of the tallest statues.
Then Lee Jordan screamed, "It looks like one of our cheerleaders has gone out on a limb, and OH! The snitch has been sighted. (yes, there is still a snitch in footflying.) Go, go, go!"
Of course, Malfoy and Harry were both after the snitch. But as soon as they were on it's trail they both saw Hermione stuck on the statue. The cheerleaders were trying to throw Rikki up to get Hermione, but it was no use. Both Malfoy and Harry saw this and wondered what they should do. Either one of them could win the game, but should they save Hermione? Malfoy's teenage hormones got the better of him and he rushed off to go save Hermione. Harry saw this and didn't want Malfoy to save Hermione, after all, he was Hermione's best friend. So he too rushed off after Malfoy. It was like Hermione was the snitch, or something like that. The two boys were followed by the shouts of things like, "What the hell are you doing?" "You're going to lose the game!" and "Malfoy! come save me instead!" But neither boys paid any attention. They were about halfway, and neck in neck.
Lee Jordan started commenting on the new race that was taking place, "They're neck in neck, either one could save the beautiful Hermione Granger. Owww! That must have hurt! One of our players is down!"
A/N: HA! A cliffhanger. I'm soooooo evil! Anyways, there won't be too much of a Draco/hermione romance in this story. To the other people who are supposed to be in the story, you'll probably be in there soon. Keep reading! Thnx!
Disclaimer: I no own characters.
A/N: If you guys like my stories, go to fiction , click search at the top and type in Jinikatt789. Then click on my name and it will give you my one story that I'm writing. It's called French Kissing and Fairy Godmothers. Now, on with the story! But before I do that, let me give a personal shout out to Stephie….. "SHUT UP!" No one asked you to read my story. What made you feel the need to flame me? Does it make you feel better? Here's my advice, click the back button if you don't like the story! Oh yeah, one more thing, well actually two. Don't make fun of other people's stories if you haven't written any. At least I've written something, unlike you! Oh yeah, the other thing, have you ever tried spell check? Complete is spelled wrong. How can you misspell complete? If you are going to continue flaming me, don't read my story. As you can tell, I really don't like flames, so don't even try it!
"SEX ED!" screamed practically everyone in the great hall.
"I don't even know what sex ed is, but by the name, I can tell it's something pretty bad." said Ron quivering.
"Hermione, do they have sex ed in the muggle schools?" Harry slowly turned toward her.
Hermione was getting fed up with this so finally she just shouted, "WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THIS? IT'S JUST ANOTHER CLASS. WILL EVERYONE PLEASE JUST GROW UP! HONESTLY!!!"
Everyone just stared at Hermione. Especially Draco Malfoy. He found himself thinking, 'She looks quite sexy when she's mad. WAIT! What am I thinking?! This is Granger for God's sakes! Something is definitely wrong with me.' But no, nothing was wrong with Malfoy, in fact, something was definitely right with Malfoy.
After breakfast, the first class the Slytherins and the Gryfindors had was sex ed. Everyone was dreading it. When they got into the classroom, they found no other than Hagrid teaching the class. Harry, Ron, and Hermione calmed down a little bit when they saw Hagrid there. They knew it wouldn't be too awful. They were so wrong. It was more embarrassing having Hagrid teach it. He didn't know the first thing about Sex ed.
There was one person who wasn't paying any attention to the class, and that was Malfoy. He just stared at Hermione through the whole class.
"That was by far the most boring class I've ever had." said Ron yawning.
"I saw Malfoy staring at me all through class. Do you think he was hexing me?" asked Hermione. The boys hadn't even bothered to answer. There was a big crowd up ahead and they rushed up to see what was happening. One of Fred and George's tricks had backfired on them. They had tried to make their books float behind them, but all that happened was that their butts had become books. (figure it out people.)
After classes were over and Fred and George's butts had gotten back to normal Hermione said something.
"Did you guys even hear what I said?"
"Sorry 'Mione. My mind has been on the Footflying game tonight. The Slytherins are tied with us for first place. We really need to win. Speaking of that, shouldn't you get to practice? You need to practice that perfect cheer for when we win. I better get going! Got to practice for tonight's game! See you." with that, Harry ran off.
"I'm sure glad Malfoy gave me pants to wear. I'm going to be a lot more comfort-" Ron was cut off by Hermione.
"Guess what I just noticed Ron! It's been over three weeks! Harry failed his challenge! He has to go on a date with Cho!" Ron and Hermione were laughing so hard that people started to stare. They finally stopped and ran off to meet the squad.
That night…..
It was half time and time for the half time show. The Slytherin cheerleading squad captain, Stephanie had just challenged the Gryffindor squad to a cheer-off.
"Why is she the captain anyway? She's only in second year." asked one of Hermione's best friends, Rikki who was also on the cheerleading team.
"Dunno."
Then Ginny interrupted, "Okay girls, it's time for our magic ball formation. I don't think they can out-cheer us on that one." Basicall, the magic ball formation consisted of someone putting a spinning charm on all the girls. Then, Ron would throw them up and they would all grab onto each other and they would form a spinning ball. The girls hated this trick since it always got them sick.
It turned out the Gryffindor cheerleading team won the cheer-off. The rest of the game was really boring until the last few minutes, the teams were tied. The cheerleaders were cheering like crazy and when they threw Hermione up in the air to do one of those flippy things, she got stuck on one of the tallest statues.
Then Lee Jordan screamed, "It looks like one of our cheerleaders has gone out on a limb, and OH! The snitch has been sighted. (yes, there is still a snitch in footflying.) Go, go, go!"
Of course, Malfoy and Harry were both after the snitch. But as soon as they were on it's trail they both saw Hermione stuck on the statue. The cheerleaders were trying to throw Rikki up to get Hermione, but it was no use. Both Malfoy and Harry saw this and wondered what they should do. Either one of them could win the game, but should they save Hermione? Malfoy's teenage hormones got the better of him and he rushed off to go save Hermione. Harry saw this and didn't want Malfoy to save Hermione, after all, he was Hermione's best friend. So he too rushed off after Malfoy. It was like Hermione was the snitch, or something like that. The two boys were followed by the shouts of things like, "What the hell are you doing?" "You're going to lose the game!" and "Malfoy! come save me instead!" But neither boys paid any attention. They were about halfway, and neck in neck.
Lee Jordan started commenting on the new race that was taking place, "They're neck in neck, either one could save the beautiful Hermione Granger. Owww! That must have hurt! One of our players is down!"
A/N: HA! A cliffhanger. I'm soooooo evil! Anyways, there won't be too much of a Draco/hermione romance in this story. To the other people who are supposed to be in the story, you'll probably be in there soon. Keep reading! Thnx!