One day, something magical happened in the house of Domon and Rain.

"Rain, my dearest," started Domon the Great, "do you know what would be awesome?"

Rain, with sparkles in her freakishly large eyes replied, "Oh my love, what is it that you are thinking of?"

The man with the headband and scary scar on his cheek flew up, the wind blowing his clothes dramatically as he held up his clenched fist.

Rain swooned.

"I THINK," he shouted in his mighty voice, "THAT WE SHOULD GO SEE A MOVIE TONIGHT AT 8:30PM!"

"OH DOMON!" Rain swooned

Later, that night, Rain and Domon were off to the movies! They were joyous and happy because of this occasion. They had decided to see Meet the Fockers, because O! What potential that movie had to make one laugh out loud, clutching their bellies while they shoved popcorn down their jolly throats.

"Oh Domon, I am so excited to see this amazing movie, for it has Barbara Streisand and Ben Stiller, who are oh so talented and cool!"

Domon nodded his majestic head and smiled, for he loved Ben Stiller's movies, especially Dodgeball. He believed that Dodgeball paralleled his life in many ways. He didn't care much for Streisand, although her songs were beautiful and amazing. He sighed just thinking about it.

Surprisingly, they met Kyoji, Allenby, Schwarz, Chibodee, George, and Argo.

They all looked at each other in shock! Then the group burst into warm chuckles.

Rain asked, "Why are you all here on this night of nights?"

Kyoji and Schwarz were standing as far away from each other as possible, and denied that the other one even existed. Kyoji said that he was there because of his love of Ben Stiller's realistic acting. Schwarz, who was a sexy German ninja, said he had a love for Barbara Streisand.

Allenby thought Ben Stiller was hot, and wouldn't shut up about that opinion. She latched inappropriately onto Domon's arm, and started making out with him. Rain punched her in the face, knocking her out. She dragged her into some bushes, and walked back to Domon, slipping her arm in his. It was very awkward.

Chibodee and George were out on a date. George had already seen the movie ten times, and was wearing a Meet the Fockers T-shirt and cap. He was pretty.

Argo didn't know why he was there. He didn't know what was going on.

They all bought their tickets and went into the movie theatre, buying popcorn and various snack-food items.

It was their bad luck when the Tequila Gundam crushed the theatre, because he was MADE OF RAGE AND LIQOUR.

There was no survivors.