Chapter 17:
In the A.S.S Lvl 10 clubroom, Zaimokuza and Ryugi are doing their bests to defeat each other, every button tapped is equivalent to a step closer to victory, and with the clubroom at stake, the two are giving their all, their match is so intense the two legends of Chiba arcade history that no one knows about, Yukinoshita Yoichiro the Ice Emperor, and Hiratsuka Shizuka A.K.A Slayer of c=3 are intensively watching to the point that they didn't even notice a magical battle at the other side of the room. Also Hiratsuka's title is given by her sore loser male enemies. (Also, is Hiratsuka's alias too risky? Should I raise this from Teen to Mature rating?)
Hirata and Kyoji both grabbed a magical paper seal from their pockets, they both prayed into it and the magical papers transformed them! Their outfits became shrine boy attires and their delinquent looking faces and their unpleasant looking body structures turned into bishounen look!
"Ghaaa! No fair! Using magic to yourselves look handsome should be illegal!" Hikigaya complained.
"This is our true looks, we are only making ourselves look ugly so that our enemies, the FOE, can't detect us..." Hirata said.
"No time to talk Hirata!" Kyoji said as he made his magical paper seal glow gold and showered Ryugi with a lot of luck.
Suddenly, Ryugi got the upper hand on Zaimokuza.
"Oii kid! Don't you make Hachi lose!" Yukipapa shouted.
"I know that I shouldn't be taking any side here, but come on Zaimokuza, I trained you!" Hiratsuka said a she lightly tap Zaimokuza's shoulder.
Then, to balance the scales, Hikigaya summoned a bunch of bad luck demons and made them possess Ryugi.
This helped Zaimokuza, he is now slowly getting the upper hand.
"We are not done yet! Kyoji, let's go!" Hirata said as he and Kyoji summoned a lot of good luck and showered it to Ryugi.
Hikigaya summoned a lot of bad luck demons again, but it's not enough to defeat the combined efforts of Kyoji and Hirata.
"Tsk... It's two against one, I got to do something!" Hikigaya whispered to himself.
Then, a devious idea came to his rotten mind, the reason he woke up late, it's because he is reading ecchi manga all night.
Hikigaya opened his dimensional pocket and got his manga, opened it to a certain page and threw it at Hirata.
But Hirata is unaffected, and continued to give Ryugi good luck, he just smirked at Hikigaya and said "I'm more into AILFs (The A stands for Aunt) than the overrated MILFs!"
"FOOL! YOU JUST REVEALED YOUR WEAKNESS! DO YOU REALLY THOUGHT I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF LITERATURE!" Hikigaya shouted as he pull another manga from his dimensional pocket and threw it at Hirata's face.
Hirata became unconscious because of blood loss.
"HIRATA! NOOOO!" Kyoji shouted.
While this is happening, the two adults in the room have their eyes glued to the game match. "Highschoolers are so lively nowadays huh?" Yukipapa asked Hiratsuka while still looking at the video game screen.
"Yeah" Hiratsuka said, but unlike Yukipapa, Hiratsuka is looking at Hikigaya as he threw things that could get him arrested from his dimensional pocket.
"Hirata is down, now Kyoji, it's your turn!" Hikigaya said as he summoned another batch of bad luck demons and threw it at Ryugi.
"I'm not like Hirata! I won't tell my fetish!" Kyoji said.
"Actually, I already know... YOU ARE INTO LOLI AREN'T YOU?" Hikigaya shouted.
"What? No! I'm not a lolicon! I like Onee-sans more!" Kyoji retorted.
"Got you!" Hikigaya declared as his little mind trick worked.
Hikigaya opened his dimensional pocket again, got the appropriate inappropriate manga for Kyoji, he opened it to a certain page, threw it at Kyoji's face and Kyoji fell with a bloody nose, but he did not get to see inappropriate scenes, Hikigaya threw the manga at Kyoji so hard the opened manga closed mid air, causing for the corner of the manga's cover to hit Kyoji's nose, he has taken down Kyoji.
"Ok... All according to plan... Nothing a healing magic can't repair..." Hikigaya said as he look in horror at the scene he made, the manga's pages he thrown in now drenched with blood, he even might have broken his nose.
"Hikigaya-kun, wha-" Yukinoshita is worried and tried to talk but is quickly cut off by Hikigaya.
"NO WORRIES YUKINOSHITA! THE ONLY BOOK THAT COULD KILL YOU ARE THE MATHEMATICS BOOKS!" Hikigaya shouted.
Now, with his enemies knocked out, Hikigaya summoned another batch of bad luck demons. The demons flew straight to Ryugi, but before they even touch him, the evaporated.
This shocked Hikigaya, then he heared two weak and quiet laughing, it is Hirata and Kyoji! The two formed a really powerful barrier around Ryugi! After casting the barrier, the two finally lost all their strength and fallen to slumber.
"You two... You both have those inappropriate mangas in front of you, stop being wholesome and help your friend damn it! You're making me look like a villain!" Hikigaya said with a pretty annoyed face.
"But OK, that barrier is going down anyways, all I have to do is to summon the greatest bad luck demon! HAHAHAHA!" Hikigaya said as he laugh.
"Wow, Hikigaya is really having fun huh" Yukipapa said while having his eyes still glued to the evenly match of Zaimokuza and Ryugi.
"Yeah, really having fun" Hiratsuka commented.
Hikigaya started chanting his spell, a purple magic circle appeared in front of him.
"Stepped on a dog poop, peed on by a cat, forgot all the things you have studied in a test, got hit by a car, wait... Is this really the magical incantation to summon the Queen of Bad luck? It's like reciting my life story!" Hikigaya complained but continued "The greatest calamity, hear my call from the abyss, I summon thee the Queen of Bad luck!"
From the magic circle appeared a woman with a white yukata, she has pale skin, and really sharp black nails, her face is covered by her really long black hair, around her a 3 violet fire balls swirling around her. (In case you have forgotten, the things they have summoned are invisible to non magic users)
"I order you as your contactor! Make that guy so unlucky so that he'll lose!" Hikigaya pointed at Ryugi.
The Bad luck Queen looked at Hikigaya then asked "My payment first"
"Ugh, damn sentient higher spirits, I offer my luck supply these year!" Hikigaya said with a small tear in his eyes.
"But... There is not that much! You know, this is the first time I have felt bad for a mortal so I'll give you a discount" the Bad luck Queen said as she flew straight to Ryugi.
The Bad luck Queen is mid-way to Ryugi but stopped. She looked back at Hikigaya and asked "Your order is to give that guy bad luck so that he'll lose the game right?" to which Hikigaya answered "Yeah? So what? Curse him!"
"Eh, he already lost the game" the Bad luck Queen pointed at Zaimokuza.
Zaimokuza is jumping with joy while Hiratsuka is giving thumbs up at him, Yukipapa is also giving thumbs up but not at Zaimokuza, he is giving it to Hikigaya.
"Zaimokuza won? Even thought his enemy has so much luck? Zaimokuza you really are cool sometimes" Hikigaya whispered to himself.
"Sorry to interrupt but if I can't execute my orders, I can't go back so... I'll curse you instead" the Bad luck Queen said at Hikigaya.
"Wait, this is the last day of the Van Gogh banner in Fgo! If you curse me now, I won't be able to summon her!" Hikigaya said as he took a step back "You said you feel bad for me right?" Hikigaya asked.
But the Bad luck Queen is not listening as she move closer to Hikigaya.
"Hachii! Let's go grab a meal at Saizeriya to celebrate the victory of your club my trea- WHO IS THIS TWO OVER HANDSOMELY GUYS IN SHRINE UNIFORM? AND WHY ARE THEY LEAKING BLOOD FROM THEIR NOSE? Also why do you look so scared Hachi?" Yukipapa finally noticed.
"We lost, this was a really good game, let's fight at the arcades sometime" Ryugi said as he offered a handshake.
Zaimokuza smiled at him and grabbed his hand, they shook hands with a big grin in both of their faces.
"See ya!" Ryugi said as he grabbed Hirata with is left hand and Kyoji with his right and walked out of the room.
"It cost me weeks to gather 246 Saint quarts you know! Amplifying my bad luck would mean I won't be able to summon her!" Hikigaya pleaded but it's still nothing for the Bad luck Queen.
Hikigaya jumped out of the window to escape the Bad luck Queen, but the Bad luck Queen aren't letting him go and chased after him.
"HEY HACHI! WE'RE IN THE SECOND FLOOR!" Yukipapa shouted in shock, he ran towards the opened sliding window where Hikigaya jumped and looked around, he let out a sigh of relief when he saw that Hikigaya is ok and is now running further away.
"He is ok huh? Does Hikigaya know acrobatics?" Yukipapa said as he watch Hikigaya so away, he took his cellphone from his pocket and said "The target jumped out of a second floor and is now running away from me, get him and force him to volunteer to go with me to Saizeria so that I can be closer to him!" Yukipapa ordered his goons.
Yukipapa then looked back to the remaining members of the club and said."Let's go to Saize to celebrate!" to which Yukinoshita asked "What about Hikigaya-kun?"
"He'll come, I'm sure of that!" Yukipapa said with great confidence.
At Hikigaya...
Hikigaya is now running through the busy streets of Chiba, he quickly maneuvered through the crowd and ran to the alleyways.
Even with the advantage of flight, the Bad luck Queen can only berely keep up against the desperate man.
Hikigaya easily navigated through the alleyways and know the ways like it was the back of his hand and lost the Bad luck Queen.
Hikigaya is so exhausted by running and leaned into a wall to rest when suddenly two huge men in black tuxedos with a poorly scratched papers clipped in their clothes saying Saizeriya employee, appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey kid go to Saizeriya!" The two commanded.
"Who are you?" Hikigaya said as he stopped leaning in the wall and assumed running stance.
"We are employees of the Saizeriya duh! Look!" The tuxedo guys pointed the scratched paper clipped at the chest area of their clothes.
"Do you really think I'm dumb enough to believe that?" Hikigaya retorted.
"Yes, but thats irrelevant right now, so can you go to Saizeriya? Our paychecks are literally on the line here" One of the tuxedo guys said.
"Wait... You are the that guy in the train! You're the one who forced me to hug Yukinoshita!" Hikigaya pointed out.
"This is the first time we have met kiddo" the tuxedo guy's parter said.
Suddenly Hikigaya felt the presence of the Bad luck Queen.
Hikigaya casted Flash, a type of light magic to temporarily blind the tuxedo guys and ran.
"This is team 4, he somehow blinded us! He is coming your way team 8!" the tuxedo guy said with his walkie-talkie.
While running through the streets, Hikigaya noticed some more guys in tuxedo, first he thinked nothing of it, but then he noticed that he is being followed in every turn, so he ran towards the station where there are full of people to blend in.
Now to completely blend in, Hikigaya sat beside a girl in the bench provided by the station.
"What's wrong with those men tuxedo? Why are they chasing me?" Hikigaya whispered to himself.
But it seems like his whisper was heared by the girl beside him.
"You were being chased by guys in tuxedo too?" the girl beside him asked.
A familiar voice!
"Totsuka!? Why are you dressed as a girl! Also, that white t shirt with black stripes, that black skirt, that black leggings, that white sling bag, and white sandals really looks good on you!" Hikigaya in creepy fanboy mode.
"I have been using this outfit to enter female restrooms and onsens you know" Totsuka said with a straight face.
"That could get you in jail right? This guys in tuxedo that had been chasing you, are you sure they are not the government?" Hikigaya asked Totsuka.
"The government gave up on me, these guys are new, so who are this tuxedo guys that has been chasing you Hachiman?" Totsuka asked.
"I don't know, they are just forcing me to go to Saizeriya, I mean I like Saizeriya and I'll gladly go there if I'm not being forced to and, I am not only being chased by guys with tuxedo, I am also being chased by a bad luck demoness" Hikigaya explained.
"Whoah, there's really no break for you huh Hachiman?" Totsuka said then giggled at his friend's weird circumstances.
"Hey, enough about me, why are you being chased by these tuxedo guy Totsuka?" Hikigaya asked in return.
"Well, as I said, I have been infiltrating establishments for women, inside a comfort room I met this girl my age, we kinda clicked and became friends, she invited me to a girl's night and sleepover in her house, her family is really reach and they live in a traditional style mansion, then after a fun night it's finally time to sleep, then things got bad after that, as a man we have this morning wood right? Well her father entred the room we are sleeping and saw a bump on my crotch, and now he is forcing me to choose between dying or taking his daughter as my wife, also her father is a yakuza leader" Totsuka told his story.
"Thats like something that would happen in a manga! But hey a rich guy is forcing me to marry his daughter" the two shared a laugh.
Hikigaya stood up, waved a goodbye then ran again.
"The Van Gogh banner will end today, meaning that I must summon her without getting caught by the tuxedo guys and that Bad luck Queen, but I left my phone in the clubroom" Hikigaya filled with determination, left the station and ran towards the school.
At the A.S.S Lvl 10 clubroom...
The tuxedo guys made a base out of their clubroom.
They have setted up multiple monitors in the room, they also scattered dozens of cameras around the clubroom and the other paths to enter it.
"Are you sure he is going back here?" One of the tuxedo guys sitting in front of the monitor asked the other.
"Yoichiro-sama said that the target left his phone here" the tuxedo guy pointed at Hikigaya's bag. "And he is a teenager, he'll do anything to get back his phone" the tuxedo guy added.
"Well then, we must do our best to deliver this kid to the restaurant called Saizeriya to raise our paychecks!" the other tuxedo guy said.
Somewhere...
"I can sense your bad luck contractor! I'll come for you!" the Bad luck Queen let out a really loud and terrifying roar that no normal mortal could hear.
At the skies of Chiba...
A portal opened...
Coming out of the portal is a beautiful woman, she got long white hair, pale skin, and emerald like eyes, she is wearing a white gown, golden bracers adorned with emeralds. All of her fingers are adorned with golden rings, in her neck hangs a golden necklace with emeralds in it, and finally the golden high heels in her feet, but the heels on her foot wear is something different, they are sharp looking heels.
"Now... My little sister said that my husband is here..." she said.
Chapter End-
Sorry for the late update again, busy with school and other things...