Hello everyone!

Yay! I'm hyper! You probably noticed that because I'm putting exclamation points at the end of every freaking sentence! Yay!

I got more reviews than I expected! Yay! I gotta stop saying 'yay' 'cause I know it's annoying the hell out of you guys! Yay! Okay, let's check reviews!

DJ Alpha Reviews!

Kaifan4ever: You liked my story! Yay! But...what does this say here? Beast...Boy...sucks??? Oh-no. You made me sad. I'm sad now.

Cyrox: kaifan4ever made me sad. So I'm going to be very sad while reading your review. Okay...so my fanfic needs work. That's constructive criticism, and I did say that was welcome...okay. So "OOC" doesn't mean "Overloaded Occupation Capacity"? Okay. It apparently means..."Stock Market Crash"? OH-NO! Raven made the stock market crash! Oh my god! Oh, wait. It means "out of character". Okay. So...I'll admit I went over the top with the insults and the hating and the eternal damnation and then Trogdor comes up and burninates everything and...sorry, getting carried away again. As for the author's notes, I gotta say: what's so wrong with this? I add a couple of author's notes in the middle of the story, so all of a sudden: OMG!!! The author's notes halted the storyline, and when the reader gets back to reading, they've forgotten what's happened in the beginning of the story! Come on, dude. It's not a big deal. Now I'm not only sad, I'm pissed. Great. Or, as Beast Boy would say when he's just been slammed against a window, "Just freakin' fantastic." Now, why did I add myself in the story? I was just being goofy. I'm a crazy, wacked-out, insecure DJ. I was being goofy. Accept the fact. All in all, IT'S A FANFIC. Not a epic novel. It's a stupid story by some crazy DJ who sits at his computer all day writing fanfics and watching Strong Bad E-mails just to find out HIS FANFIC HAS BEEN DISSED BECAUSE OF THE FREAKIN' AUTHOR'S NOTES!!!!! You disgust me, Cyrox.

Nevermoretheraven: I got the "OOC" info from Cyrox already. I know it means "Stock Market Crash", okay? Second, Beast Boy didn't need help: Robin, Starfire, Raven, and Cyborg did! Was Beast Boy somehow in grave danger by standing by Terra's statue? I don't think so. Pardon me for answering your review in a not-so-nice way. Kaifan4ever got me sad and Cyrox got me angry.

Lexi The Writer: Is it true? My fave author on this site reviewing MY story? I'm happy again! Yay! And you love my story! Yay! And I got voice! Yay!

Okay, I was sad and pissed, so I was gonna do a depressing story where everyone got viciously killed except Beast Boy, and he mourned the death of his friends forever, but Lexi the Writer made me happy again! Yay! I gotta stop sayin' that! Yay! But first the disclaimer! I hate the disclaimer! So, in this case, not yay!

Disclaimer: I do have a brain! I just don't use it much. 'Cause if I did use it, I'd own Teen Titans by now. Which I don't.

Now to start up A LOAD OF CRAP: Volume 4! THE CRAPPIEST VOLUME SO FAR!:

Chapter 4:

"Oh my god! Beast Boy hung up on me!" gasped Robin.

"Why are you so shocked? He hates Raven, so why would he help Raven?" said Cyborg.

"I heard him say, 'Please God, no!' when he heard Raven was down."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Whoa."

"You know, Cyrox says you're really OOC."

"I didn't crash the stock market!"

"No. I meant 'out of character'."

"How could I be out of my own character?"

"The hell if I know."

Meanwhile...

Beast Boy was running to the nuclear power plant.

"Raven can't be dead, please don't let Raven be dead," Beast Boy said to himself.

BB reached the power plant. He rushed down to Robin, who was at Raven's side.

"Beast Boy? You're here?" Robin said.

"Yup. How's Raven?"asked Beast Boy.

"I dunno."

Beast Boy turned to look at Plasmus/Cinderblock. He transformed into a gorilla and punched the villain(s) in the face. That seemed to get its attention. He then transformed into a rhino and held the monster back while Robin, Starfire, and Cyborg fought the evil...um...thing.

Eventually the villain dropped to its knees and fainted.

"Nice, BB!" said Cyborg.

"Friend Cyborg! You are back into character!" said Starfire joyously.

"And you didn't crash the stock market!" said Robin.

"So...we're friends again?" asked Beast Boy.

"Not yet. You have to beat my high score at Stankball first!" Cyborg joked.

Cy and BB high-fived.

Then they all became silent. "RAVEN!" the four yelled out in unison.

Raven groaned as she stood up.

"Raven! You're okay!" said Star, Robin, and Cyborg.

"Nice to see you, Rae." said Beast Boy.

They all went back to Titans Tower.

Raven and Beast Boy were on top of the tower, staring at the sun as it went slowly down.

"Hey Raven?" said Beast Boy.

"What?" said Raven.

"I'm really sorry. For everything. For getting you mad with my jokes, for insulting you, for..."

"No, Beast Boy. I should be apologizing. I'm sorry for slamming you against the wall and making you bleed and...anyways, do you forgive me?"

"Of course."

They both smiled. Raven gave Beast Boy a peck on the cheek. They both blushed. (Author's note: This is SO corny.)

"Anyway..." said Beast Boy, "You wanna play Stankball with me? I still gotta beat Cyborg's high score. Pleeeeease?"

"Okay," said Raven.

They both went inside.

All right, are you people happy? I ended this crappy fanfic so you wouldn't have to deal with it anymore. Despite its dumb ending, I hope you enjoyed it. Now you should go read some GOOD material for a change, like stuff by Lexi the Writer See you guys later when I come up with another crappy fanfic idea!

Peace Out!

-DJ Alpha