After the end of a lack-lustre date, Holly runs into Lili Frond, possibly the last person she wants to see while drunk. Lili, meanwhile, has something to get off her chest. She doesn't care whether Holly wants to hear it or not. L/H, with Artemis and Butler running the peanut gallery. Rated T for references to sex.

Be bad, do evil and have fun!/In a world in which Artemis, together with Opal Koboi, Jon Spiro, Ark Sool, Briar Cudgeon and all the other villains are part of the Evil Association of Evil Villains. Its President is no other than Eoin Colfer, evilest villain of them all. Or so they think.

28 year old Artemis comes back from Mars hungry for success over his discoveries, but his plans are thwarted when Fowl Senior strips him of the family fortune. Torn between choosing his work or friendships, he must find the balance to life before he loses the one shot he's hoped for. A/H. Brief A/M, H/T, A/OC

While Artemis's mind is still crippled with Atlantis Complex, an old enemy rises again. But this time she intends to entangle a master of deceit in a new deception that will turn the world against him. A/H

Artemis wants to tell Trouble Kelp the truth he really does. Five times Artemis Fowl almost finds the courage and one time he finally does.

Artemis Fowl and Holly Short's complicated relationship has grown inevitably more complicated, two years after the events of the final book. Don't ask for too many plot details, because there isn't really a detailed plot in mind. Y'all know how it goes. Hartemis fic, don't like, don't read.

What if there was another human like Artemis Fowl, cunning and charismatic, but with magic and physical prowess? That's a question this story seeks to answer. Please enjoy this tale of Artemis Fowl as he encounters The Witch Detective.

The Artificial Intelligence known as NANNI is on a mission. A very important mission. What is it, why is she doing it, and will she succeed? Let's find out! This is a pure romantic Artemis/Holly story. Stay away if that's not your jam! Also, contains spoilers for Fowl Twins 3.

Artemis Fowl has returned after the events of The Last Guardian, however, soon after the world's memories have faded regarding the exploits of the genius teen. LEP Agents Holly Short and Foaly must work with Fowl using a machine of their creation to rediscover the boy's murky past. Mostly a friendship fic, elements of romance between main pairing.

Post TAC. Following Artemis' recovery from Atlantis complex, Holly is abducted and held to ransom by a mysterious and utterly ruthless foe. While Artemis and the LEP work to save her, it quickly becomes clear that they have drastically underestimated their opponent. A/H. Rated "T" for violence/darker themes. More info inside. Complete.

Sequel to HFTO. Haven has never been so close to war. As Artemis & Holly attempt to avert an interspecies conflict several years in the making, they must contend with threats from all corners of the globe, closing in fast. There's nowhere left to hide for anybody - and the battle for Earth can only have one victor. The winner will decide the course of Earth's history... forever.

15 year old Artemis Fowl II has spent his whole life in a tower, not that he particularly minds. He's perfectly happy exactly where he is, thank you. But when a strange woman who claims to be a Captain in the King's Army climbs into his bedroom, he's forced to reconsider everything he's ever known...Oh well, at least he'll finally get to see those lanterns. NOT HOLLEMIS! TANGLED AU

Exactly what it says. Involves lots of hate. And glue. And trouble. Huh, pretty boy seems to be pretty good at keeping his feelings to himself. The question is... for how long?

A lot can change in 6 months. After an attack cripples the LEP it becomes clear that a deadly force is in play; A conspiracy reaching to the very top of the LEP and beyond, but nobody knows their true intentions. Not only will Artemis & Holly have to fight for Haven, theyll have to fight their own personal demons, demons that threaten to tear them apart. Permanently. Sequel to AQM.

Tout le monde sait que Grub kelp est un petit frère bien énervant et ennuyeux, pauvre Trouble! Mais qui s'est jamais demandé d'où venait la célèbre phrase: "c'est maman qui l'a dit"? Qui aurait pu imaginer les circonstances tragiques ayant bouleversé la vie des frères Kelp?

Artemis comes home to an unexpected surprise, and along the way learns what not to call Holly Short.

In the spirit of Tolkien's essay, On Fairy Stories, the faeries in Artemis Fowl act like more realistic faeries and don't use muggle technology, with a few other tweaks as well.

Artemis invites a priestess named Kuri over, with no intent of letting her escape him. But he's bit off more than he can chew with her!

Kurisuta is a mostly ordinary young girl. When disappointed with the ending of her favorite book series, the Fairy Roses answer her heart's desire.

A Series of One-Shots with Artemis Fowl and his friends. Warnings before each chapter of necessary...Romance/Family/Angst/Family/Hurt/Comfort/Adventure/Friendship/Crime…

Assorted, unconnected collection of romantic Artemis/Holly one-shot short stories. Some sad, some happy. Author Notes are on Ao3 under the same name, if you're interested.

Family's out. Fun begins.

Holly visits Artemis, who insists he is not sick.

An Artemis-Holly romance story, firmly set in the world of Artemis Fowl, except all the dialogue is lifted straight from Star Wars Episode II. Not joking. New Chapter! (12-27-21) With dialogue lifted straight from Episode III

Collection of one-shots about Artemis and Holly's life together as a couple, one-shots which may or may not contain actual milestones.