One late night, one sugary night
Full of carbonated beverages and chocolate
Our minds intertwined and created something….EVIL
Something TERRIBLY EVIL
Welcome to hell and enjoy reading
These twisted imaginings of our minds
Organized crime alright!!!!!!!!
By 'crime' we mean 'twisted plots'
We are truly sorry if any content is offensive to any of our readers. And sadly none of these characters our own we just use them and abused them in our poems. We are in no way biased against the Chinese. Truly we love them and they make awesome food!! We hope you enjoy these pieces of our deteriorating soul.
Poems by:
B.U.G.I.M.S and Sakura3243
Anime
Anime has lots of sexy girls, alright
Anime has lots of sexy girls, alright!
Skintight suits, hooker boots
You know you waaaant 'em
Sissy
Shinji Ikari, the sissy boy
Who loves to play all night
Kiss him light and hold him tight
And he'll let you stay aaaall the night
Love in the Evening
Luffy and Zoro, sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Here comes Sanji with his tie on tight
He was wondering what was happening that night
OOO Lala
Sasuke and Naruto wearing all skin tight wink wink
Decided to get in a giant fight wink wink
Sad to say but it took all night
Once and Again
Once upon a time in a far away place
There was a young man with whiskers on his face
His dream was to be a great shadow of fire
And to make off with his dark desire
Spoonful of Sour
The one with white eyes that can see right through you
You know that it's true
He's your spoonful of sour to make the sugar go down
You know this when you hit the ground
Oriental Express
We all know Tenten's from Chinese descent
But we don't care 'cause she pays the rent
Caterpillar
Sasuke sat on his high ol' hill
Lookin' down on the people
One blonde man caught his eye
So he sent down a butterfly
The butterfly tickled his ear
And told him "Come up here"
Lord Sasuke waited, with a smile on his face
He couldn't wait to take leave of the place
With a mate in tow, he headed home
To the deep dark caverns of HELL, MUAHAHAHAHAAA!
(Which turned out to be his bedroom)
Drunken Love
A giant rock and a bottle of sand
What evil things could come of this?
The sake was flowing that night at the bar
Rock Lee watched from afar
This god of sand, with his blood red hair
A tormented soul was he
The Rock came near
Without any fear
And they took their leave
Walking in silence down the road
They came to a wondrous place
A lake of crystal water
They stripped down bare, without a care
And immersed themselves in the icy liquid
Their lips touched for the very first time
And time stood still
Truly heaven is this
Meanings of Life
My curse, my taint, my evil
Why do they see me so?
Am I this?
Is this all?
So cold, so cold are they
Outside the bars of crimson hate
Am I this?
Is this all?
My own, my very own
Who seem so kind, warm…are cold
Am I this?
Is this all?
Why is it so empty in here…?
In my reflection of blue…of red?
Am I this?
Is this all?
My dark, my lonely snake, chasing the weasel's tail
Thinks me a grain of sand…
Am I this?
Is this all?
Hidden behind their sun, their light
I see…the coil of chilly fear
Am I this?
Is this all?
My shadow is on fire…burning crimson
It howls for death
…Am I this?
Is this all?
Morbid Visits
Their eyes have dimmed, their bodies stilled
The breath of life no more
Cerise vitality dripping from my fingers
I killed them…no regrets, no regrets
Their screams…incensed me, drove me to kill more…
Lifeless bodies, dropping to the floor
They are as I, no more
Innocence
Innocence is always lost, and never found
My shadow long across the floor
I am a pure angel no more
The blood of my mother and father
Seeping from their cold bodies to the floor
Also dripping from my sword
I did this, for I could not take it anymore
I spread the fear to the eyes of my brother
So it would consume his soul
He would be just like I
And nothing else
Crap
Poor Sasuke was thrown against the wall
All his bones were broken to peaces as they fall.
Tsunade says say he'll live but this is not known to all.