Before you look at the title, and have your eyes pop out of your head from this pairing, they are actually a good couple. Why? See my bio for details. Also, this is my first, and I'm pretty sure my last romance story; it's just not my type. Also, you're wondering who Dobby is. My sister and I share an account, I am nicknamed Dobby, my sister is Lupy.
Chapter One- The Great Beginning
"Argus! Come here!" called the Hogwarts headmaster, Albus Dumbledore.
Argus Filch, the caretaker, came storming into the room.
"Headmaster, everybody keeps making trouble! Those Weasley twins are at it again!" he exclaimed," And Peeves couldn't be worse! Do you know what they're doing? They're-"
But Filch couldn't utter another word. Next to Dumbledore was a beautiful lady. She was short, with a face like a princess and she was wearing a lovely pink cardigan and a matching pink bow on her head. She was perfect for Filch! Before Filch could make a bigger fool out of himself, Dumbledore introduced them.
"Argus, I see you've noticed Dolores", he said.
"Dolores Umbridge", the lady said in a flirty, yet squeaky, voice. Filch practically melted on the spot.
Dumbledore could see that Umbridge wasn't paying any attention to him; she was lost in her own world with Filch. And Umbridge still looked uncomfortable because Dumbledore was sure that she hated him. So Dumbledore left.
"I'll be teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts", Umbridge said to Filch. She giggled. "And what do you do?"
"Oh, I am the caretaker of Hogwarts. I keep Hogwarts in great shape. Without me, the school would be a mess," Filch said, trying to make it sound as though his job was the most important thing in the world.
"Well, I am from the Ministry of Magic. I make sure that Hogwarts is a good school and that it stays that way. But, Argus, with you around, I'm sure there won't be any problems". Umbridge winked at Filch, trying to look cute (A/N: And not succeeding. But Filch thought otherwise.) "Now, what was it you said about trouble at this school?"
"Oh, nothing, no trouble at all. I can handle everything just fine," Filch desperately assured her, blushing.
"Oh, no, Argus. All I want is to help".
"All right, then", Filch said, laughing in a way as manly as possible. He told Umbridge about Peeves, Fred and George, and how he wanted the old punishments back.
"You know, our punishments used to be so much better. They used to actually hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days. I still keep the chains", Filch was saying.
"Oh, the good old days", Filch and Umbridge said at the same time. They laughed.
"Argus! You had all the fun back then, didn't you?" Umbridge asked, her voice jealous in a sweet way.
"Oh, yeah, I was having a blast! Now, we just take House points off and give detention," Filch sighed.
"Well, it was quite a journey to Hogwarts. I'm very tired right now; I'd better get to sleep", Umbridge said.
Filch nodded sympathetically as Umbridge left the room.
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