14. Margaritas and Khakis Don't Mix

"So I see that you're here with the new chick, ya?" Letty asked Tidus as he gently smacked him on the back. Tidus was standing in the kitchen with the five other members of the Abes and a couple cheerleaders with a beer in his hand. Life is good…He thought with a smile. "Score one with her yet?"

"Nah, not yet," Tidus said as he reached for his third beer. He could hold his alcohol well from the years of alcohol training, so it would take him quite a few to start to feel it. "I'm working on it though. Just give me time."

"I've never seen you try so hard just to have sex with a girl, Tidus." Jassu shook his head at Tidus in amusement. "What's with this girl that makes you want to fuck her so badly?"

"She's a hard one to break, that's why," Tidus said, boasting a little bit. "But, I know that as time goes on, I'll get her to trust me, and then I'll get her in bed. Could you imagine how it would look to have a naïve and prude girl on my track record?"

"You're such a skank, Tidus," Linna stated with a smile to him as she was sitting on Datto's lap on the counter. "But that's what I love about you."

"Yeah, I know, it's it great?" Tidus said as they all laughed. Tidus had to look around to make sure that Yuna wasn't in earshot because he didn't want to hear him say these things. He wasn't exactly sure if what he was saying was actually factual. He still hadn't figured it out. He was the only guy at A-East who could say that their track record was a mile long and he was quite curious how awesome it would look to have Yuna's name added onto that list. However, the way he thought about Yuna, he wasn't sure what that meant.

"Whatcha doin'?" Rikku asked as she quite literally hopped over to them.

"Nothin'," Tidus said as he drank the rest of his beer. "Once again, Miss Rikku, your party is a smashing success."

"Oh, honey," she said as she reached for another drink. "The party just started! OH! Margaritas!"

Rikku noticed her Al Bhed friend, Naida, pour some ice into the blender to make some margaritas. "Of course, Rikku! I know they're your favorite."

"So Tidus," Rikku started as she put her arm around him playfully. "Are you going to need some helping coaxing our young little Yuna into bed with you tonight?"

"No coaxing will be needed." He reached for another beer and motioned toward Yuna. "See the empty glasses next to her?"

"Holy shit, she can take her alcohol," Rikku exclaimed as she noticed the three empty glasses and Yuna giggling like crazy.

"And she told me that she didn't care for alcohol," Tidus said with a chuckle as he drank some of his beer. "Maybe we can turn her into quite the party girl."

"Ya know, I did tell her that she should audition for the cheerleading squad. I could turn her into a party pro," Rikku adverted her attention from Yuna and started to bounce on her toes as Naida poured her a huge margarita. "YAY! I love margaritas!"

"Let me go give one to Yuna," Tidus said as he poured another glass and walked into the dining room. Yuna was giggling like a little school around Paine, Baralai, Nooj, Leblanc, Gippal, Brother, and Buddy as she listened to them talk. Tidus walked up behind Yuna and put a hand on her shoulder. She jumped and turned to face him.

"Oh, Tidus, you scared me!" Her voice was very heavily slurred and she was still giggling. She noticed the margarita in his hand and reached for it. "Oooh! Did you bring that for me?"

"Yeah, I did actually." Tidus handed it over to the intoxicated Yuna, who started to drink it instantly. Tidus wasn't sure how she didn't manage to get brain freeze by the way she was drinking it. He stacked the glasses from her previous drinks in one hand as he held his beer in the other and motioned toward the kitchen. "I'm going to bring these into the kitchen."

"Oh, I wanna come!" Yuna said as she tried to get up. She almost tripped over her own two feet, but caught herself on the chair. Tidus chuckled and walked into the kitchen, Yuna faltering as she followed him. She had to hold onto the wall for support, and when Tidus put the glasses in the sink, she grabbed onto his arm, almost knocking the beer out of his hand at the same time. The Abes sitting around them couldn't help but laugh because it was a rather humorous sight. He had to put his beer down for a second as he got her to stand up. He was still holding her up, but she looked up at him innocently and said, "I'm kinda dizzy."

"Yeah, I bet," Tidus agreed as he grabbed his beer and helped her walk into the living room so she could sit down. There wasn't anyone in the living room anymore, they all moved into the kitchen or the dining room because those were the two main spots where the liquor was. Tidus wasn't tipsy at all yet, so he was able to sit down without a problem. Yuna, on the other hand, plopped down hard on the couch, spilling some of her margarita on Tidus' shirt and new khakis as she toppled over. "Oh, shit!" He put his beer down on the table and looked at the red stains that were now all over him.

"Oh, I'm sorry! Here, let me get that!" Yuna said as she put her margarita glass on the table next to Tidus' beer. Tidus figured that she was going to go grab a towel or wipe the slush off of him some other similar way. He was wrong. She bent over and started to lick the mix off of him.

"Yuna!" Tidus cried loudly in surprise as she moved her head from his shirt to his pants. She was really close to his crotch, and really starting to turn him on. "Oh Yevon, maybe you shouldn't do that..."

"Tidus! Take it upstairs, ya?" The second Tidus heard Jassu's voice, he whipped his head around and saw that everyone else could see them. No, they can see me, they can't see where Yuna's head is! By the way Rikku's house was laid out, the back of the couch faced the entrance of the kitchen, so they could only see the back of his head, and him squirming as Yuna was licking margarita off of him. He grabbed Yuna's shoulders to stop her.

"Very funny, guys," Tidus shouted back as Yuna looked over the couch. One of her spaghetti straps fell off of her shoulder and she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand to get the mix off, so that made the situation look even worse. Everyone started to laugh and Tidus put his hand to his forehead. Dammit...he thought as Yuna looked back at him. "Yeah, um, I want to change my shirt, so let's go upstairs."

"There's clothes for you upstairs?" She asked as Tidus helped her up.

"Yuna, I practically live here. Of course there's clothes for me upstairs." He sighed as he started to lead her up the stairs, leaving the drinks behind. Neither of them needed to be drinking anymore.

"Don't be too loud up there, ya?" Datto shouted from the kitchen.

"I don't want to hear the bed creaking from down here!" Letty added with a laugh.

"There are condoms in the dresser in the guest room if you need them!" Rikku shouted as waves of laughter came from the kitchen. Tidus shook his head and helped Yuna up the stairs and into the guest room.

Oh the amazing things that alcohol does to us light weights! Kay, i'm going to update soon because i have some good ideas for the next few chapters! (I'm quite excited too!) Rikku's scheme will show up pretty soon...R &R if you want to make me happy! )