Hi whoever happens to be reading this! This is my first comedy fic so please R&R! Yes, I know it's short but I've heard that it's funny! Also, I'm not bashing Goku, I'm just making fun of him. I know he's not that stupid (most of the time) but it's fun to pretend he is!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Dragon ball series.

Vegeta, Goku, and the Peanuts

A story of Goku's stupidity

It all starts when most everybody was on a plane going somewhere. (The question is why they were on a plane, since they all can fly, buts that's another story.) While anyway, all through the flight the plane had been doing dangerous stunts, dipping to low and flying to high.

"I wonder what's wrong with the pilot?" Trunks mused.

"I don't know," Vegeta growled, "But I'm going to find out." And with that, he was off to the cockpit. A few seconds later he informed everybody what the problem was.

"KAKOROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh, hi Vegeta," Goku replied. His feet were on the steering wheel and he was playing the banjo with his hands. "What's up?"

"You imbecile!" Vegeta yelled at him. "Do you even know how to fly a plane?!?!?"

"No," Goku answered calmly. Vegeta sweat-dropped. Goku saw and asked, "Is that bad?"

"Of course that's bad, you baka!" Vegeta shouted. "Now hand over the controls before you get us all killed!"

Taking this command literally, Goku ripped the steering wheel right out of its socket and handed it to Vegeta, who sweat-dropped again. Vegeta grabbed it and stormed into the passenger area.

"All right," he said. "Everybody off."

"Why?" asked Bulma. Vegeta just held up the steering wheel and everybody nodded. They all got up and one-by-one jumped off the plane. (Those who couldn't fly either were carried or had parachutes.) When someone went to get Goku, he was fast asleep and nothing could wake him. So they decided to just leave him there.

Ten minutes later Goku woke up with the words, "It's snack time!" He picked up a tray of airplane peanuts and went to the passenger area. "Hey," he wondered aloud, "Where'd everybody go?" He looked around and, still seeing no one, and said, "Oh well. More peanuts for me!" and with that, he started wolfing down the nuts.

About halfway through the immense pile of nuts, the plane suddenly plunged downward. The door flung open and Goku fell out. As he plunged toward the earth, he yelled the words, "NOOOOOOOO! My peanuts!"

About ten feet from the ground, Goku suddenly remembered he could fly. He stopped a falling and landed safely. He then started to walk ten miles to the plane's original destination.

One and a half hours later Goku found everybody else. "Hey," he asked. "Why didn't anybody tell me the plane was going to crash?" At this point everybody anime-fell and Vegeta started to hit a rock with his head. Goku just shrugged and headed toward the nearest restaurant.

Fin (end)

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