Okay, I had to update this to compensate for the horrible chapter that I wrote in This Is My Story today. I must admit, this is one of my favorite chapters that I have written because I laughed the entire time I was writing it...so FINALLY there's some more humor in here. This one and chapter 14...they are my two favorite chapters so far. (Chapter 14 is the one where Yuna licks the margarita mix off of Tidus' crotch lol...I love that chapter!) Just out of curiosity...which chapters are your favorites? I just kinda want to know. Okay, I hope you enjoy this chapter because I found it very amusing!
30. Good 'N Evil
Forty-five minutes later, Yuna and Tidus were at Rikku's place. It was around three am, but Rikku's party was still in full swing. As a matter of fact, Tidus had to park down the street because there were so many people at her house. They had a hard time keeping their hands off of each other as they walked up to her door, and kept stopping and kissing.
"Hey, are we staying the night here?" Yuna asked between kisses as Tidus blindly felt for the doorbell. He had to look out the corner of his eye without breaking the kiss in order to press it. "Or are we going back to my place?"
"Well, you heard what Rikku said last week," he reminded her with a flirtatious laugh, "there are condoms in the guest room."
"I don't remember her saying that," Yuna said as she scrunched her nose.
"You were a little too drunk, I guess." He gently touched her nose with his fingertip as he continued. "You also don't remember spilling your red frozen margarita all over my brand new khakis, ruining them in the process."
"I did?" Tidus nodded at her and she gave him a guilty look, then started laughing. "Oh! So that's what that red stuff on your pants was! Oh, wow, I'm so sorry."
"Nah, it's okay," he said as he ran his finger down the side of her face. "You were very drunk, so I wouldn't expect you to remember it."
"Oh, that's right," Yuna said with a giggle as they started to kiss again. She knew he was just teasing her about the insinuation to have sex again because he wouldn't try for three times in one night. Or would he? She thought as she ran her fingers down his back. They heard the door open, yet didn't break their kiss to look at who opened it because they knew it would be Rikku.
"Sweet Yunalesca!" Rikku said in horror as she slammed the door. Tidus and Yuna couldn't help but crack up as they heard her shriek through the door. They continued making out on her porch and Tidus' cell phone rang.
"If it's Rikku I'll laugh my ass off," he said as he broke the kiss to reach into his pocket and grab his phone. He laughed as he looked at the display.
"Rikku?" Yuna asked as Tidus nodded.
"You know it. Heh, watch this." Yuna narrowed her eyes in amusement as he opened his phone and with a huge smile said, "Tidus' Porn Palace, can I interest you in a free sex show on your own front porch?"
"Eww! I believe that's the most nauseating thing I've ever heard you say!" Rikku shrieked in disgust as Tidus laughed. She was so loud with her response that Tidus had to move the phone away from his ear and Yuna could even hear her. "Are you finished out there yet?"
"What's the matter, Rik?" He innocently asked as he grabbed Yuna closer to him. "How does it feel to be on the other side of this?"
"Yeah, whatever," she scoffed as she peeked through the curtains to see if they were more than two centimeters apart. Tidus noticed her looking and he playfully grabbed Yuna's ass. Rikku scoffed again and moved away from the curtain. "Did you come over to make out at my house or are you here to actually be social?"
"I'm just playin' with ya, Rikku," he said as he hung up his phone and opened the front door. Rikku stood there with one hand on her hip and the other by her side with her cell phone.
"Now, am I going to have to get a spray bottle and spray you two from time to time, or are you going to behave?" Yuna and Tidus both had to laugh at her as she grabbed her drink that was behind her. "The funny part about this is you think I'm joking, but I am being completely serious."
"We'll be good, we promise," Tidus said as he and Yuna both batted their eyes to prove their innocence. "Now, where's the liquor?"
"The usual spot," Rikku informed as she pointed toward the kitchen. She took another sip of her drink as she led Tidus and Yuna to where everyone else was.
"Yo, brudda!" Jassu yelled once he noticed Tidus and Yuna. "You made it!"
"Oh come on, like I would miss one of Rikku's parties!" He said as he grabbed a beer out of the fridge.
"We just weren't sure you two were gonna come up for air," Letty added with a smirk.
"Well, we're only here for a short period of time before we get back at it," he shot back, keeping a straight face. Yuna only giggled as she saw the rest of the blitz team roll their eyes at Tidus' arrogance. Still looking inside the refrigerator, Tidus asked, "whaddaya want, Yuna?"
"Give me a margarita," she said confidently as she noticed there was a blender full of it.
Playfully, Tidus gave Yuna a glare at her response. "Oh yay, more red stuff. Let's not spill it this time, okay?"
"Ah ha, very funny," she replied back as she put her hand on Tidus' chin. "Wanna grab me a glass?'
"Well, look at you!" Rikku said as she patted Yuna on the shoulder. "We're breaking you in, huh?"
"Maybe," Yuna admitted as she gave Tidus an innocent look. If anyone was 'breaking me in' it would definitely be Tidus...Yuna thought as Tidus walked over to the blender and poured her a tall glass full of the mixture.
"It's really strong just to warn you," Linna said from her usual spot on Datto's lap.
"Oh, that's fine," Yuna shrugged as she took a rather large sip. She blinked in surprise when she realized just how correct Linna was and slightly coughed. Oh, this is going to kill me...She thought as she held her breath to take a few more sips. She considered plugging her nose, but she didn't want everyone else to make fun of her for not being able to drink alcohol like they were able to. "It's not bad."
"That's my girl," Tidus said proudly as he hopped onto the counter. He helped Yuna up there as well so she could sit between his legs.
"So, Yuna, Tidus finally stopped being a pussy and told you how he felt, eh?" Letty asked as Tidus deeply blushed.
"Hey, I was waiting for the right moment there, big guy," Tidus explained as he rested his hand on Yuna's leg and took another sip from his beer.
"Watch out for this one, Yuna," Keepa said with a chuckle, indicating toward Tidus with his beer bottle. "He's a hard one to keep pinned down."
"Well, I don't know," Yuna stated with a devilish grin. "I didn't have that hard of a time earlier tonight."
Everyone in the room fell silent due to lack of a response to Yuna's extremely bold statement. She even looked back at Tidus to see that he had his jaw dropped as well. Yuna simply giggled, turned rather red, and took a few sips from her margarita.
"I can't tell if you're being serious, Yuna," Datto began as he held his beer bottle up as if he were frozen in place. "Part of me believes you are because it is Tidus we're talking about here, but the other part of me doesn't think you are because it's you we're talking about, Yuna."
"Just because I look innocent doesn't mean that I necessarily am innocent," she said as she rubbed Tidus' knee with her fingers.
"The innocent ones are always the wicked ones," Tidus said as he kissed Yuna on the cheek. "You know what they say; innocent girls are bad girls that just don't get caught."
"Uh oh, boys," Jassu said to the other blitz players with a laugh. "I think we're going to start seeing some red slash marks all over Tidus' back soon!"
The blitz players all laughed and imitated the sound of a whips cracking. Yuna looked up at Tidus, thinking about the nail marks that were on his back. She nervously giggled and took another sip of her margarita so she wouldn't have to speak. Okay, maybe I shouldn't have opened my big hormonal mouth...She thought to herself as Tidus moved his hand to her stomach.
"No offense to Yuna here, but I won't let myself be pussy whipped, thank you very much." Yuna gave him a playful glare and he put his hands up in a defensive position. "I said no offense!"
"I know, I don't want you to be whipped," she said straightforwardly as she finished off her margarita. "Besides, how would I be able to flirt with all the other boys if you're going to follow me around like a baby chocobo looking for it's mother?"
"Oh really?" Tidus retorted as he harshly glared at her. He tried to make it a playful glare, but her words stung at him. "Yuna, you know I wouldn't let myself become pussy whipped."
"I know, I'm just playing, honey." She gently kissed him on the lips and poured herself another margarita. "You also know that I won't flirt with anyone else."
"Hmm, maybe it wasn't a good idea to place you next to the blender," Tidus said as she started to drink her margarita rather quickly. She can't be tipsy already...can she? He thought to himself as he took another sip of his beer. He still had about half the bottle in his hand remaining, yet she was on her second huge margarita.
"Well, at least I don't have to keep getting up," she pointed out with a straight face.
Tidus chuckled at her even though he started to have some thoughts running through his head. He was hoping she wouldn't get too drunk and say something she would regret. To Tidus' surprise, most of the people there were still sober, so they would remember everything she would say. Rikku must have made this party a last minute idea… he thought as he looked over at Rikku, who was in the living room with Gippal. They were the only two in the living room, so they were making out on the couch. So much for making fun of Yuna and I being all over each other...He thought with a slight chuckle.
"Damn, Yuna, you have been holding out on us!" Keepa exclaimed, watching her guzzle her drink down. "Tidus, you're a lucky guy, man."
"Of course I am," he said as he held Yuna closer to him. "She's just full of surprises."
"You never came off as the kind of girl who would drink like that and make horny comments like the one you made earlier," Datto said as he reached for another beer.
"Yeah, I also wouldn't come off as the kind of girl who would have sex twice in the same night that she lost her virginity, but surprise!" Tidus almost spit out the liquid that he had in his mouth as everyone again gave her a look in wonder. After looking at her for a few seconds, they all looked over at Tidus, who was coughing due to the fact that he almost choked in surprise.
"Holy fuck." Botta was the first person in the kitchen to find words to describe Yuna's statement after about a minute of complete silence. Tidus was so much in shock that he couldn't even think of a way to make a witty comment. I'm just going to think to myself that she's drunk and isn't realizing what she's saying...He thought as he blinked a couple of times and chugged the rest of the beer in his hand in one sip.
"Guys, I'm kidding," Yuna said as she broke out into giggles. Even though the look on Tidus' face said that she was being serious, everyone still laughed and pretended like they believed her. She turned around to passionately kiss Tidus, and when Tidus looked back at everyone else, they were all giving him silent motions of praise. Tidus just shook his head in a mixture of amusement and disbelief and returned the kiss in front of everyone.
Oh, I love this chapter! Seriously, every time I read it, I can just see the looks on people's faces. Like when Rikku opens the door and slams it shut when she sees Tidus and Yuna making out...and the looks on the blitz guys' faces when Yuna makes both of her hormonal comments...lol. Also, can't you just imagine the look of utter SHOCK on Botta's face when he says, "holy fuck?" lol...cuz I know I can! Also...can't you also see the guys silently praising Tidus? Like giving him thumbs up and mouthing the words, "YOU GO MAN!" lol...Okay, I'm done now...lol...I'll update soon! Oh yeah, if you comment, let me know your favorite chapter! Or if you don't remember what chapter it was, just let me know your favorite part! I'm curious! Thanks everyone!