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AN: Okay, instead of going right into what Hermione, Ginny, and Mrs.Weasley have bought lol I'm gonna skip to something else that is going on at the same time. I have tried to be a little inventive so hopefully you'll enjoy it

Chapter 21

Sirius knew that two of Harry's friends would be coming to visit him at Hogwarts today so he figured Harry wouldn't notice if he wasn't around. This was just the chance he was looking for, to go forward with his plan. He had given it much thought, and loved what he had come up with so far. Moony was always more of the planner type but he did pretty well if he said so himself. Definitely not as much as he thought was deserved, but this way he could promise Harry that he didn't do anything that would send him to Azkaban for a real reason.
Anyone who happened to be walking down Privet Drive at the same time as him might think he looked a little strange. He had made sure to leave his wizarding robes on but had used a spell to make sure nobody on the streets would recognize him from the muggle newspapers and news shows. Aside from the robes, he had a wide smile on his face but a smile that was obviously devious or evil. The fact that he was obviously holding something in his pocket was a bit peculiar as well.
The closer he got to Number 4 Privet Drive, the tighter his grip on his wand became. Now was the time he could get revenge on those stupid muggles for what they did to his godson. He wasn't able to save him from his relatives, but he'd make sure that they never hurt him again.
When he knocked on the door of Number 4 Privet Drive, Dudley Dursley was the one to answer. As soon as he saw the clothing Sirius had on, a look of fear filled his face and Dudley backed away from the door.
"Are your parents here?" Sirius asked politely, with a sinister smile.
"Who is it Dudley?" a voice yelled from further in the house.
"It's...it's...it's one of them! One of the freaks!" Dudley yelled as slammed the door closed.
"What the hell is one of them doing here?" Vernon Dursley said as he came to the door. Before he could utter another word, the front door flew open with a 'bang'.
"Didn't your mother ever teach you it isn't nice to close a door in someone's face? I have just came to visit with your parents," Sirius said to Dudley. "Ah, there is your father," Sirius said, as he noticed Vernon standing off to the side. "Vernon Dursley, am I correct?" Sirius chuckled at the look on the father and son's faces.
"What do you want, you freak?" Vernon spat out, as he tried to gather his courage together.
"I am no freak," Sirius growled as he pulled out his wand and pointed it directly at Vernon. "You, though, are a freak. A freak that abuses his own family member. A young boy who has never done anything wrong towards you...yes, I do believe, Vernon, that makes you the freak." Sirius growled.
Dudley went running from the room and yelled for his mother. "Mum! Mum! One of the freaks has a stick on dad!"
"What part of me not being to a freak can you not get through your fat head?" Sirius asked, his grasp on his wand tightening.
Petunia came running into the room but stopped and gasped loudly when she saw the stranger holding a wand that was pointed at her husband.
"What are you doing?!" she shrieked loudly, making everyone cringe. "Who are you?!"
"Don't you remember me, Petunia?" Sirius asked as he undid the illusion charm he put on himself.
"You!! You're the convict from the television!" Vernon sputtered.
"Ah yes, that is true. But Petunia knows me from somewhere else, don't you?" Sirius said.
"You...you were a friend of my freak sister! She sent me pictures of her wedding and you were right now next to her freak of a husband!" Petunia said shrilly.
Sirius turned his wand away from Vernon and onto Petunia. "You will NOT call James or Lily a freak! They were wonderful people who fought bravely against the biggest and worst evil that the muggle or magical world could ever know... right up until the end. James died protecting Lily and Lily died protecting her son so that he managed to live." The wand was now pointed towards Vernon Dursley again. "He defeated the worst evil in the world when he was less than one year old...he is your own flesh and blood. Yet, you continuously called him a freak, lied to him about his parents, and abused him until he was almost dead!" Sirius was shouting so loudly and was so angry that everything in the room seemed to be shaking.
"You will not come into my home and start yelling at me," Vernon said, trying to sound brave while he was shaking himself. "You just made your own point. That freak of a boy killed his own mother, my wife's sister. He deserves anything that comes to him," he spat out.
If Dudley hadn't closed the door earlier, it would have happened now as all open doors in the house slammed shut, be it bedroom, bathroom, or garage door.
"You have no idea what the hell you are talking about," Sirius growled. "Harry has done nothing but save this world from destruction and evil. The only person responsible for the death of Lily is Voldemort, who Harry banished after he killed Lily. Harry James Potter has no evil spirit in him and would sooner kill himself than kill someone who is on the Light side. Hell, he wouldn't kill anyone on the Dark side unless he had to!" It was amazing that nobody had come to the Dursley house to see if everything was okay, after how loud Sirius was yelling.
"My godson may have been too nice of a person to do anything to you, but you better believe that I will take revenge for him," Sirius growled with an evil grin. "STUPIFY!" All members of the Dursley family assembled froze in place. "Now for some real fun," Sirius chuckled.
First, he walked into the living room and thought for a moment what he should do about this room. "Violetea Changea!" he said as he waved his wand around the room. The living room would constantly change different shades of purple because of this spell. Next, Sirius walked into the kitchen. One of the first things he saw was a picture of different flowers. "Perfect!" he exclaimed. "Blumen!" The walls now had different types and colors of flowers growing out of the wall. If the Dursleys tried to pick them, two more would grow in place of one.
For his next room, he went upstairs in search of the bathroom. He didn't need to see the room first to know what he wanted to do with it. As soon as he turned on the light in the bathroom though he cringed and thought that this spell would make this room look much better. "Schwimmen Fisch!" Now it looked like there were fish swimming in the walls. Almost like a large aquarium going around the room. The next room he came upon was Petunia and Vernon's bedroom. He said "Pictureesque!" and several pictures of random people appeared on the walls. Now these weren't the normal Muggle pictures but Wizarding pictures, so all the people in them were moving around and talking. 'Oh yeah,' Sirius thought with a grin.
As he was going back down the stairs, he decided what he had to do to the dining room. "De and Nite," was the spell he cast for that room. Whatever the weather was like outside, it would appear as that in a mural on the walls. Now that that was done, he could finish with the Dursleys.
"Finite Incantatum," he said lazily as he waved his wand over the Dursleys.
"What the hell did you do to us!?" Vernon sputtered now that he could talk.
"Oh, I just had to make sure you didn't move while I spelled your house."
"Spelled our house?? What!" Petunia said in her annoying shrill voice.
"Yes, I've placed several spells on different rooms in your house. They will be impossible for you to move or paint over, and pretty damn hard for any other wizard to take off. I only have one more thing to do to you before I leave," Sirius explained with a grin. "Enchant!"
After he uttered that spell, Dudley now had his pig tail once again, Petunia had bright pink hair, and Vernon had a pig's nose. All three screamed as they saw the others.
"What have you done?" Dudley gasped.
"Just showing on the outside how much of a freak you three are. Again, these spells cannot be removed or anything, so don't bother trying. Now, I reserve the right to come back here and do more to you if I wish, but I'll leave things as they are now. Bye!" Sirius said cheerfully as the door opened for him and he walked out, leaving three gaping Dursleys behind him, one of which quickly closed the door.
"I feel much better now," Sirius said with a grin as he replaced his illusion charm before striding down the side walk. As soon as he was far away enough, he apparated to Diagon Alley so he could get back to Hogwarts and tell Moony all about his time with the Dursleys. 'He'll probably want to kill me for not taking him with me though,' Sirius thought with a grin. 'Oh well...he can always go back for another visit with them.'

I hope this chapter was to your liking - I don't have much done on the next chapter yet but I'm going to try and post it before next Friday. Thanks again to my wonderful beta, Maria And my wonderful reviewers.

I've become terribly addicted to two types of stories recently. Ones where Harry is unfairly (of course!) put in Azkaban and ones where Harry starts his own version of the Order of the Phoenix. If anybody could leave recommendations for stories along those lines (preferably long ones) I will forever love you!! Thanks!