Week 4
(Author's Note: This is the final week before Wrestlemania. Expect here the unexpected; make the most unique matches of all. And last but not the least, ENJOY and REVIEW!)
SmackDown side…
"Now ladies and gentlemen, we now give you the review of Wrestlemania's schedule, in order of matches!
Elimination Normal Tag Team Match for World Tag Team Titles
Champions Eugene and William Regal VS Randy Orton and Chris Jericho
TLC Ladder Match for United States Title
Champion John Cena VS Carlito Caribbean Cool
Thirty – Minute Iron Man Match for WWE Women's Title
Champion Trish Stratus VS Lita
Tornado Tag Steel Cage Match for WWE Tag Team Titles
Champions Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio VS Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki
Three Stages of Hell Match for the Cruiserweight Title
Champion Spike Dudley VS Rey Mysterio
Hell in a Cell Match for Intercontinental Title
Champion Shelton Benjamin VS Kane
"And with these matches so intense, Wrestlemania is surely to be a slobber knocker for us, and there's still the World Heavyweight and WWE Titles, which is to be sooner to be announced!" said Tazz.
"Too bad RVD is not here tonight… and by the way, Cole, what is the main event tonight?" asked Tazz.
"It's the WWE Championship on which the opponent will be decided in the Three – Man Elimination Match between Eddie Guerrero, The Undertaker and an unknown Superstar, who is supposedly to come out tonight in the squared circle."
And after a short while…
SmackDown General Manager Mr. Theodore Long announced, "And now for the mystery person that will fight for the Number One Contendership is no other than former WWE Champion… Brock Lesnar!"
Brock Lesnar entered and the whole fans boo'ed him. He has a bad reputation when he was still on the WWE.
"So, how is it doing when SmackDown does not have its golden egg, Brock Lesnar?" asked the ever – so braggart Lesnar.
Then Eddie entered in fans' delight. He has with him his trademark low – rider as usual and came out with a bang!
"Hey, Brock! You're just new here and now you brag? I think you are loco, holmes!" said Eddie, "do you remember who is the one who have beaten you for the title, huh? Do you remember who made you tap with El Paso, holmes?"
"Yeh, that might be the heck you Eddie Guerrero! But I'm damn bigger and better now Eddie, and I'll beat you for my quest for the title!" Then Brock got Eddie and hit him with the F – 5!
And then, the sound of the bell was heard, signaling for the Undertaker. Undertaker then did the Last Ride to Brock and helped his rival and friend Latino Heat rise up. Then Eddie went to the turnbuckle, and was pushed by Undertaker at the back for a more powerful Frogsplash! Undertaker and Eddie were looking at Brock, as they knew that they're gonna need to beat him, and so theNumber One Contender for the title will be the one of them, to face JBL. They were friends at the same time rivals.
And Brock cried to the audience, "I'll remember this day, you maniacs!!!"
At the locker room…
Rey Mysterio was all alone in the locker room, preparing for his match against his friend Billy Kidman. He was under hard times as he is in a double match in Wrestlemania for the Tag Team Titles and the Cruiserweight Title, which he has been longing for. And now, he has to sacrifice for both of them… and he does not want to make RVD really disappointed in what he chose. Well, here comes the WWE Chairman Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
"So Mysterio, I've heard that you have two matches to participate in the most greatest pay – per – view of all, the Wrestlemania. What I am asking is, are you sure about what you are going to enter in? I mean that might be too harsh not because of two matches actually, but you've got the Three Stages of Hell match! You might not be actually to return in SmackDown! I'll give you a chance to back off and choose what you want. Look at this, you can have the shot at the Cruiserweight after Wrestlemania!" explained Mr. McMahon
"I'll think about it sir," replied Rey Mysterio.
At the arena…
"You all know that the Master of 619 is having a double – header match at Wrestlemania," said Vince McMahon, "so here is Mysterio with an answer about my offer to him!"
Mysterio's music entered. The crowd was curious in anticipation on what will Rey Mysterio say.
"Okay, everybody! I know you've been dying to know my answer… but first of all, I'll tell you what my gain's are and what are my lost's."
"First, if I choose Tag Team match only, I'll be avoiding the double matches and of course, avoid injuries so I can play in SmackDown again. It'll be the safe way, and it is the way of the wise."
"But on the other hand, if I choose both of the Cruiserweight and the Tag Team titles, I'll gonna take some risks. Injuries, titles, and maybe life are on the line. So you all say that I should avoid this, and take the safer one. But this is the path of the Kings. Risks are essential to be in the highest. And this can lead me and you, my loyal fans, to the greats."
"So Mr. McMahon, I choose... the path of Kings!" exclaimed Mysterio.
"If then, I cannot stop you. Your determination has driven you to this… all I can say is… you really are the Master of the 619! So ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you Rey Mysterio!!!" proclaimed Vince.
The crowd roared in what Mysterio did. They chanted the '619' chant.
"Well, Tazz, all I can say is this is ridiculous! My God, why did Mysterio choose that? It's obvious to choose the safer one!" asked a confused Cole.
"Well Mike, if I were there, I would have chosen that choice too, the Path of the Kings. It is only for wrestlers to understand," replied the grateful Tazz.
And now is the time for the Three Man Elimination Match. Eddie Guerrero came first, this time serious, not in the "Hey, esse!" mood.
Next to come was supposedly WWE Champion now The Undertaker, if not only for Heidenreich. Now, Theodore Long made sure that he would not interfere in Taker's match tonight.
Next came the angry Brock Lesnar, as he came in, he did an STO to both Guerrero and Taker. He then didthe F – 5 to Undertaker and to Latino Heat! Looks like he cannot be stopped now! He did it all, clotheslines, DDT's, Big Boots, and Backbreakers. Not until Latino Heat and the Phenom had enough. Undertaker did the Tombstone Piledriver to Brock Lesnar, followed by the Frogsplash from Eddie Guerrero.
Then Lesnar was eliminated, and Eddie was staring at Undertaker. The two fought, and Eddie gains the upper hand by doing the Three Amigos to Taker and now does his taunt while shouting "Viva La Raza!" Now Eddie goes to the turnbuckle and now jumps for the Frogsplash! It hits! Now all the fans believe it's over with the 1… 2..! What? Taker was able to survive the Frogsplash! After seeing the survival of the Frogsplash, Eddie tried to do again the Three Amigos. Taker counters and he now goes for the Tombstone Piledriver Pin! 1… 2… 3! And the Undertaker wins!
"Orale, esse! You've won against Eddie Guerrero, holmes… and all I can say is, GOOD LUCK!" said Latino Heat.
"Well, thanks Eddie… I appreciate… it," replied Undertaker in a soft voice.
The two shook hands as the sign of friendship.
At backstage…
"… side – by – side with me is WWE Champion, John Bradshaw Layfield!" announced Josh Matthews along side with partner Booker T.
"Well, Josh, all I can say is I beat Taker once and I'll do it again…"
Then Josh and Booker T interrupted, "YOU'VE NEVER BEATEN ANYBODY! YOU CHEATED TO GET THAT TITLE!" Then Josh did a clothesline after Booker T went for the Book End to the champion.
"Hey, Cole! See what Josh and Booker did?" asked Tazz.
"Yeh, I've never…"
Then a huge BOOM! was heard in the stadium.
Then Eddie and Taker together with John Cena rushed down. Booker T and Josh was out cold and was all blood from the head. Looks like someone did a massive attack to the head and left a firecracker.
"Who the hell did this?" asked the furious General Manager Theodore Long.
Then a huge explosion occurred again at the arena, this time Mysterio being the victim.
Then all they can see was Brock Lesnar standing and laughing like a devil.
"Suckers! This is what you get when you mess with Brock Lesnar!" said the evil former WWE Champion.
The crew ganged up and was hit by the F – 5 by Brock. All were hit, except one. WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy McMahon was walking and said, "Hey Brock Lesnar! I do not like what you have been doing! But I'm not going to fire you, but instead…"
Then Undertaker, Eddie Guerrero, John Cena and Rey Mysterio rose up. Brock was horrified and was hit by the Mac 'O' Stunner by Mr. McMahon. He was drop kicked by Mysterio to the ropes and was delivered by the 619. John Cena did the Five – Knuckle Shuffle, then Undertaker did the Last Ride! And where's Eddie? On top of a ladder over a table, for the devastating Frogsplash!
Then now starts the WWE Championship match with Undertaker going first.
The second one to enter was JBL. He has no Orlando or Basham Brothers with him.
The match starts with Undertaker with a Sidewalk Slam to the Champion's back. Then JBL stands, only to be hit by the vital Big Boot. John Bradshaw Layfield stands and goes for the Clothesline from Hell, only to be countered by a suplex. Then Undertaker does the Old School to JBL. And now Undertaker goes for the Chokeslam and connects! He then let's JBL stands up and tries to imitate the Clothesline from Hell, only to be evaded and as a result hitting the referee.
JBL is in a fix as he was now hit by the steel chair with the Guillotine Chokes as the maneuver done with the chair.
What's this? The stadium becomes dark and now Brock Lesnar shows behind the Undertaker's back and does the F – 5 on time before the referee could see it! JBL goes for the cover, 1… 2…3! And Undertaker has been screwed again in his quest for the title!
Then Theodore Long came and announced, "Now, Undertaker, I'll be happy to announce that you two will be in the match for the WWE Championship title on the line at Wrestlemania!"
"You two will be on a Crucifixion match in Wrestlemania!" Long continued, "the rules are this: the only way to win this match is for you're opponent should be beaten up really bad until he can't counterbeing put in a big crucifix right in front of the entrance way.This is a hardcore rules match! But this time, any interferences done by a wrestler in WWE will cause in being removed of the job… in short, all men who interferes are FIRED!"
JBL was horrified and Undertaker is grinning. He caught JBL and did the Tombstone Piledriver. Signaling for the dominance for the perfect record in the greatest pay - per - view of all time.
"And now you saw the final SmackDown before Wrestlemania!" announced Michael Cole.
RAW side…
Monday Night RAW started with Triple H and Evolution going to the arena. The leader of Evolution said, "Now, what kind of match are you gonna put me on and who's my opponent? All RAW rosters are no match for me!"
Then Chris Benoit came down the arena alone. "Well, Triple H, what did you say earlier huh? No roster members of RAW can put a good fight with you? Come on!" then Benoit continued, "I made you tap out not once, not twice, but many times! You can't stop the Rabid Wolverine! And now's the time to end your miserable reign of the World Heavyweight Title!" The crowd roared and did the 'You Tap Out' chant to Triple H.
Then Triple H and Evolution attacked Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit evaded all sorts of attack and countered for German Suplexes, not until Batista made a clothesline. Triple H was about to go for the Pedigree, but wait!
An entrance music entered… a music so familiar with the first being the sound of glass shattering… Hey! Who am I kidding? It's Stone Cold Steve Austin's music! And now comes the Rattlesnake and rushes to the arena and does the Stone Cold Stunner to each of Evolution! Then Goldberg's music entered and now comes Goldberg! Then now Goldberg spears Batista and does the Jackhammer to Ric Flair! The carnage continues and hell is raised by the two returning legends of RAW!
Stone Cold gets the microphone and shouts, "Now me and Goldberg are back at RAW, Triple H! And now you'll gonna experience hell!" The Rabid Wolverine was shocked on what he saw, as he thought his eyes were playing tricks on him. The two guys he respected so much came.
The Cerebral Assassin saw an opening in Chris Benoit and attacks him! But the Crippler then countered with three German Suplexes!
"Whoa! Chris Benoit has been better when we left off, Goldberg!" exclaimed Stone Cold Steve Austin.
"Yeh you're right Sheriff!" replied Goldberg with a grin.
Then Steve Austin did the Stunner three times to Triple H! Then Goldberg comes with the Spear!
"So, Chris Benoit, mind to have a beer?" asked the Rattlesnake after whooping Triple H's ass.
"Okay!" replied the astonished Benoit.
And now resurrects the old Austin with the beer bash! There is beer all around and Steve Austin, Goldberg and Benoit are having fun!
Eric Bischoff came and was greeted by Steve, "So you have been better after being shaved by Eugene? So what do you want? Stunners?"
"No!" said Bischoff, "I am going to offer you three a Number One Contendership match for the World Heavyweight Title!"
The crowd roared and Goldberg answered, "That's nice of you Bischoff! So why so nice to us tonight?"
Eric Bischoff replied, "Just to appease fans, okay?"
Then the three agreed.
"Hey fans! Tonight's schedule is a Triple Threat matchwith Stone Cold Steve Austin, Goldberg and Chris Benoit! And the Title match is going to be held as the show's main event!" announced King.
And now comes Steve Austin with the first entrance. Austin made the finger signs at both hands as his trademark taunt and wore his t – shirt of 'F Fear, Drink Beer'.
Next came Goldberg with the impact entrance. He and Austin were best of friends even though they are rivals now.
Finally, Chris Benoit came with the fans delight. Chris Benoit is the Champion material and all believed in him.
"This match is sure to be a slobber knocker as three great men are going against each other in this survival Triple Threat match!" said JR.
The match starts with Goldberg going against Austin with the clothesline. Then the Rabid Wolverine goes for the running German Suplex to Goldberg and does a headlock. Austin rises up and sees Chris Benoit and now goes for the Lou Thesz Pas. Goldberg is behind Austin and now goes for the Spear. It connects but Benoit breaks the pin. Now the two men stand up. Austin and Goldberg glare at Benoit, the Crippler is ready and now Goldberg goes for the Spear and was evaded, resulting in Goldberg being thrown to the outside of the squared circle! Austin now delivers a Stunner! Then he goes for the repeated stomping called Austin Stomp. And now Stone Cold goes for the cover, 1… 2! Chris Benoit kicks out at two!
And now Austin grabs Benoit back to feet, but Goldberg Spears Steve Austin! Now here comes Benoit only to be countered by a Military Press with authority. Now Austin stands up and was hit by the Spear again! Benoit rises too and suffered being Speared again by the fiercely Goldberg! Look's like Goldberg is going for the powerful Jackhammer to Chris Benoit and connects it! For the pin, 1… 2…! Benoit still kicks out at two after receiving the Stone Cold Stunner, Spear and the Jackhammer? What kind of human is he really!?
Then now Stone cold gets back on his feet, then goes for the Austin Punch to Goldberg! Now Chris awakes and does a Benoit attack, but was countered by the Kitchen Sink! Now Austin's on the roll. Goldberg intends for the Spear but the Rattlesnake evades! Now Austin gives the fingers and does the Stone Cold Stunner with authority! But Benoit is at the back, and goes for the snap suplex! What a match!
Now Chris Benoit sees Goldberg and now goes for the "Slow Cut Throat" taunt . Now he heads to the turnbuckle and goes for the Diving Headbutt to Goldberg! And now comes Benoit for the Sharpshooter and manages to lock it in! Now Goldberg is in the verge of tapping out but Steve Austin goes for the Stone Cold Stunner! Austin is the only one to stand up in the mess and pins Benoit! This is the end of it, 1… 2…! What? Chris Benoit somehow with all his strength left manages to kick out of the cover! Austin grieves and now Benoit locks in the Crippler Crossface! But here comes Goldberg for the interruption in the submission. He then does a clothesline to Chris Benoit!
Stone Cold tries to deliver the finishing Stunner but Goldberg manages to reverse it into the Jackhammer! It hits! Now for the cover, but Chris Benoit interrupts!
Now he locked the killer submission of the Crippler Crossface. Austin is down, no interferences and the referee is there to witness what will happen. Stone Cold is knocked out good and cannot move though conscious but Goldberg is now in great pain! Now Benoit rolls to avoid the rope break, and Austin is still down! Goldberg cannot manage it anymore, and he is now almost going for the tap. Goldberg cannot stand the pain and now taps out! Chris Benoit manages to be the winner of this brutal survival match! Benoit did it! After receiving Spears and Stunners, he still manages to lock the win for the title shot! The intensity, the concentration, the man he really is, Chris Benoit's passion drives him closer to success!
"Chris Benoit… you really made yourself one of the greats in that one hell of the match! You made me tap out and you deserve the shot!" said the amazed Goldberg.
"Hey, partners! Enough talking and now drink beer!!!" invited the Rattlesnake.
"Wait, wait, wait!" said Triple H, "if you want you could take this offer or else we'll kill you're family!"
Then Triple H showed Chris Benoit's wife and daughters.
"You son of a…" exclaimed Goldberg and Austin.
"My offer is if you beat me tonight, you'll get the shot at Wrestlemania! But if you lose, you'll be fired by Bischoff!" exclaimed the cheating Triple H.
"You are on!" said Benoit with no choice left.
The match started right away with Triple H doing the high knee to Benoit. Benoit was continuously punished by the Cerebral Assassin and now Triple H knocks the referee at the back! Now comes Evolution and gets Benoit! Benoit was hit by the killer Powerbomb by Batista. Now Triple H goes for the pin, but Goldberg and Austin interferes! Now Austin goes for the Stunner delivered to each of Evolution! Now Goldberg Spears the Cerebral Assassin and escapes in time!
The Crippler showed no mercy as to what Triple H did. He did an amazingly ten consecutive German Suplexes! Now the Rabid Wolverine went for the killer submission move the Crippler Crossface, which was done for the third time this night! Triple H is in the verge of tapping out and now taps! Benoit wins the unfair match!The Rabid Wolverine survives the slaughter! Benoit is for real! The crowd roars in great amazementfor Chris Benoit!
"Now, let's make a big hand for the future to be World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Benoit!" exclaimed Goldberg.
Austin got the beers and celebrated with his fellows!
"Now Chris Benoit, we put you to a specialty match, the Iron Man and Ultimate Submission combined match in the Steel Cage! The time limit is Sixty Minutes and the only way to win is to get a point or more than of the opponent! To get the points, you must get your opponent to tap out and pin him or vice versa! You must get two pin falls, two tap outs or one tap out and one pinfall to get a point! In short, executing the submissions and pin falls twice is equivalent to a point!" explained the WWE Chairman Vincent Kennedy McMahon, "and if you voluntary escape the cage, youautomatically lose the match!"
"Wow! I can't imagine how hard it will be! It is even inside the steel cage!" said Jim Ross.
"And this edition of Monday Night RAW is finish folks!" said King.
What do you think of this chapter? If you think this is cool, then watch out for Wrestlemania! And to all Benoit - Haters there, sorry if I made him the star of RAW here tonight! So the here is the summaryof the legends who appeared: for SmackDown, we have Brock Lesnar and for RAW, we have Stone Cold Steve Austin and Goldberg... and at Wrestlemania, there will be a special appearance of a certain legend who is not old but seldom shows himself... and I think you know him already! ENJOY and PLEASE REVIEW!