(An: I'm so bored that I'm updating. Go figure.)

Our scene changes to a white limbo. Pietro is hopping around, looking lost. He hops up to Lucas' travel booth, which has apparently appeared out of nowhere. "Hey! I thought my cameo in this was over!"

Author: -shrugs- It's not, but after this it should be.

"Yes- which way is Tarshish?" Pietro asks.

Lucas unfocuses his eyes and talks in a monotone. "Right this way... ya can't miss it!"

"Thank you!" Pietro says and hops off. Pietro seems relieved to be heading off. "One hop closer to the end of this movie!"

Suddenly, what is supposedly God's voice interrupts. It sounds suspiciously like Magneto. "Pietro..."

Pietro looks around, startled. "What? Who is it?"

"Pietro... where are you going?"

"Oh, it's you Lord!" Pietro cries, sounding nervous. "Um- I'm going to... I'm going..."

"Pietro!"

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you!" Pietro begins to hop faster. "Can I use my super-speed now?"

"You don't even have legs!" Storm yells. "How the heck are you supposed to do that?"

"Oh, good point," Pietro agrees.

"Pietro!"

Pietro hops even faster. By veggie standards it's a run. By Pie's, it's not even a fast trot. "I can't hear you! Lalalalalala!"

"Pietro!"

Suddenly he feels... soggy? Pie looks down and sees he's running in water. "I... can't... hear.. you!"

"Pietro!" Now it's definitely Magneto shouting.

The scene switches back to Pietro's bunk. The ship's hold is flooding and splashing Pie's face. "Pietro! Pietro! Pietro!" Magneto yells.

"No! I-I can't hear you!" Pietro yells, still asleep.

"Come on, wake up! We got trouble!" Magneto shouts.

Pie finally wakes up, and sees that the reason it's so wet is because the ship is being rocked by an immense storm. "What? What's happening?!"

"We're in a storm!" Magneto cries. "Like I've never seen before! If we don't do something quick, we're gonna sink!"

Todd floats by on a barrel. "We seem to have sprung a leak traveling buddy!"

Magneto gets mad. 'Huh? Hey! What're you doing here?" Todd grins nervously. "Didn't I tell ya to get off my ship, ya lousy bug eater?"

Author: He IS a bug, you retard. That would make him a cannibal!

Todd gives a small nod. "Well, yes... but you see, my new friend and I are going to Tarshish to break the back of the camel thieves!!!"

Magneto glances at Pietro, who gives him an "it's a long story" look.

"Crime fighting runs very deep in my family," Todd continues.

"Why, if it wasn't for this storm I'd make ya walk the plank!" Magneto snaps, then turns to Pie. "And you! How can you sleep at a time like this?"

"Very easily," Pie replies.

"That's not the li-ine," Storm calls in the background. She seems to be a bit testier than usual thanks to her hangover.

"What's going on?" Pie amends quickly.

"I'll tell ya what's going on! We're all gonna be fish food if I don't get some help!"

"Well- what can we do?" Pietro asks.

"Get up and pray to your god! Maybe he'll have mercy and spare our lives! Oy!" Magneto blinks. "You picked me for that one line, didn't you."

Author: Well, it was really the fact that I wanted Remy and John for Larry and Lunt, but yeah, that was a major factor.

"I hate you." Magneto turns to go up top. "Somebody up there must be really upset with somebody down here!"

Pietro looks nervous as does Todd. Magneto seems to realize something. "Wait a minute, that's it! All right you two, follow me!" He hops up top.

On the deck, Remy and John are playing go fish with fish cards. John has a lot, but Remy only has one and has a lot of matches set out in front of him. "Is dis why y' picked Remy for dis role?"

Author: It was mainly the ducky line, but yes, major factor again.

The ship is rocking back and forth and the two are sliding back and forth, but they don't really seem to care.

"You got an electric eel?" John asks.

"Nope," Remy replies. "Go fish. One more card!"

"You are one cheatin' buccaneer," John accuses.

"How'm I supposed to cheat at Go Fish?"

"You could be blowing up your cards!"

Remy sticks his tongue out at John. "Y' have no faith in me."

"All right ya lazy's!" Magneto yells. He, Pietro, and Todd approach. "Game over! Shuffle 'em up and deal us in!"

"But-" says Remy, looking at his remaining card.

"Hee hee hee!" John shouts, throwing his cards in the air.

Remy shuffles the deck and begins to deal as Magneto speaks. "Ok! Here's the deal. The way I see it, there's a reason for this storm. Somebody up there's really mad with somebody down here. And it's not gonna let up until we know who that somebody is. It could be any one of us..." He glares at Todd... well sort of, since you can't see his eyes. "...I have my suspicions... But we won't know until we figure it out scientifically! All right men, Go Fish! Loser takes a swim!"

(And I'm going to leave it there because it's a cliffhanger... sort of. I just don't feel very jokey right now. Next chappy'll be better, since it has a song!)