Me:Chapter two! Chapter two! YYYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Riku:Oh joy, she's returned.
Me:Shut up Riku. I'd answer reviews, but I have none yet.
Riku: Ah ha.
Sora: Shut up Riku. You couldn't write any better.
Riku: She stilll sucks at writing. It took her four fucking hours to type the last chapter!
Me: Gotta problem with that?
Riku: No, not really.
Kairi: What is the point of this conversation anyways?
Me: I dunno. Anyway, lots of angst in this chapter!
Sora: Do you even know what the word angst means?
Me: No, do you?
Sora: Not really.
Kairi: Ditto.
Riku: Idiots.
Me: Do you know what it means?
Riku: No.
Me: Thats it, I'm getting the flamethrower!
Riku:EEP!
Me: Read and review!
=In Some Dark Place Thingy=
"My god, I hate that kid!" someone snarled from a seat on a dark round table.
"Don't we all?" someone drawled.
"All of you, shut up!"
They were staring intensley at a boy in a globe ( quess who?), watching him laugh as he pushed an overlarge duck down a sandy hill.
"When do we get him, I'm tired of waiting!"
"Patience, Mr. Oogie Boogie. Patience."
"Patience my ass! I want torture now!"
"You will all get your turn to torture the little brat soon enough, but not now. Now, we wait.''
"I hate waiting. It gives me wrinkles."
"Go play with your little fish or something, Ursala. And don't worry about wrinkles, you couldn't possibly get any uglier."
A sound of laughter filled the cave, but stopped when Ursala wrapped a slimy tentacle around Hook's throat, choking him.
''Enough!" Malifecent snapped.'' The villains fell silent. "If we do not wait, then we will not win. We need to get him alone, and away from his precious keyblade. If he takes it with him, then we have no chance.
"We need a plan to get him away from the keyblade and his friends. With no one or nothing to protect him, he will be an easy picking. But that is only the first part. The second is we need to get him on our side and..."
"WHAT?!?" the villains screamed in unsion.
"What do you mean get him on our side?" Hook snapped.
"It's an outrage!''
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but the last time I checked, we were plannning on taking control of all worlds," Malifecent growled. "With the boy on our side, we will have enough power to do so."
"We can do it without him!" Oogie Boogie protested.
"No, we cannot," she replied in a deadly calm voice. Her voice started rising with every word. "If we try, he will stop us again. At least with him on our side, we will have a one-hundred percent chance of winning!" she snapped.
There was a long pause. Finally, someone spoke up. "That could work..." Jafar began.
"But there is a small problem," Malifecent began. "He has too strong of a heart; I cannot control him.''
"You mean you actually expect him to come with us willingly..." Ursala began. "It's official, hun, you have gone insane."
"The little brat would never become one of us by choice."
"I bet a million munny on it.."
"What do you not gamble on, Oogie Boogie?"
"Shut up, all of you!" Jafar roared.
"What we need to do is break him," Malifecent continued as if there had been no interuption. "Make him feel pain, make him wish he were dead. Then he will join us. But first, we need to find out how to get him. I suggest that we...."
=Destiny Islands=
''Come on Donald, you slow little duck!" Sora called over his shoulder.
"I'm coming, and I'm not little!" Donald said back. "I'm much older then you are!"
"Being old is nothing to brag about."
"Shut up Sora."
"Make me."
"Okay, I will!" And with that, the duck gave chase to the fifteen-year-old. Sora was much faster then Donald, so it wasn't much of a challenge.
Riku and Kairi were watching the antics from a rickity fence. Mickey and Aerieth were talking on a bench nearby. Leon and Yuffie just happened to want to take a walk at the same time, allthough everyone knew it was a date.Riku and Kairi laughed when Donald finally cought up to Sora, but Sora just pushed the arrogant duck down a sandy dune and into the water. Goofy went to see if Donald was alright, chuckling all the way. Sora came up to join Riku and Kairi on the fence.
"Are you two having some quality time over here?" Sora teased, enjoying the moment where Riku started to blush.
"Shut up," Riku said, pushing Sora off the fence.
"Ahh!" PLUNK. "Ouch!"
Kairi giggled. Sora took her arn and pulled her down with him. PLUNK. She landed on the ground with him.
"Hey, no hurting girls!" Riku said with mock anger on his face. But then he smirked his 'I know something you don't know' look. Confused, Sora turned around to see what Riku was smirking about, and his face fell; there stood a very wet, and very angry looking Donald. Sora guped nervously, and ran.
The chase went on and on, Riku and Kair laughing the whole time at the frightened Sora. "Is Sora chasing Donald again?" Leon asked. Him and Yuffie had just gotten back from their 'walk'.
"No, it's actually the other way around today," Riku said in a bored tone, watching as Donal dinally managed to tackle Sora to the ground, then roll him over the beach and into the water. Goofy was rolling on the ground laughing until Sora took hold of both Donald and Goofy and pulled them into the water.
Thunder rumbled from up above, and the days threatened rain began. Sora, Goofy and Donald jumped out of the ocean and headed for shelter; being soaking wet made them nice targets for lightning.
=In A Warm And Comfy Hotel=
"Uck" SOra said, looking down at his dripping body once they were safely inside of the hotel lobby. "I'm soaked! I need to go and change, unless someone knows a spell that can make me dry again."
Leon spoke up, "I can cast a fire spell on you, that'll make you dry."
Sora gulped. "Err, no thanks, I think I'll just change."
Sora opened the door and walked outside into the pouring rain, wind whipping it into his eyes and face, making it hard to see. He walked to the left for a little, finally coming to the bridge that led to his section of homes. The wood creaked, and the bridge swayed dangerously. Sora just glided over and walked inside. Even if I do get some clean clothes on, I'll still get soaked on the way to the motel, Sora thought moodily, walking up to the stairs to his room.
He lloked around and smiled; exactly as he left it. A single, un-made bed was in the far corner with fresh laundryon top. He looked through it, trying to get some clothes together. Blue prints for the raft lay all over his desks along with maps of Destiny Islands and the oceans surrounding it. Papers from the homeschooling lessons his father gave him every once and a while and an assortment of gadgets. Several models he and Riku built were scattered in various places in his room. There was also a tool box filled with all of the equipment they used for the raft; different shears, sanders, nails, and such. His messy clothes lie in heaps around the room, even though there was a hamper just outside the door.
Once Sora had finished changing, he trampled down the stairs and headed torwards the door, but his mother came and stood right in front of it, hands on her hips. "You are not going out in this storm," she snapped.
"Oh mom," Sora said, rolling his eyes.
''Don't you 'oh mom' me young man!" she continued. "I remember what happened the last time you went out into one of these storms, you didn't come back for a month. No, if this world is split up again I'm going to make sure that you, your father and I are at least together. Now..."
THUMP THUMP THUMP. Someone was knocking on the door. Well, it was more like pounding. Sora tried his best to hide a smile; he knew who was behind that door.
"Who would be visiting at this time of night?" his mother asked to no one in particular. She opened the door to reveal a very wet Leon who looked like he had just taken a swim in the bay. "Hello?" she asked. "Who are you?"
"Leon," he answered curtly. Leon turned to Sora. "What's taking you so long, kid? Mouse-boy needs to tell us all something."
Sora's mom glared at Leon and his rudeness, but Leon took no notice of it. Sora mouthed 'She won't let me go!' Leon looked like he was about to laugh, but Sora silenced him with a look that would have peeled paint off a wall. All of a sudden, a girl who looked like she was as old as Leon came running up. She wore a sleeveless belly shirt and extremely short shorts along with a headband and fingerless gloves; Yuffie was here.
"What's taking so long Squall?" she asked.
"It's Leon," he snapped.
Yuffie turned to Sora. "Why aren't you there yet? You said you were getting changed, not getting a whole new wardrobe!" She giggled. Leon whispered something into Yuffie's ear. Sora guessed he was telling her why he wasn't there, because she started to laugh. Sora started banging his head against the wall, his face beat red; this was so embarrassing.
Sora's mom asked "What exactly do you want?"
"Oh, don't worry Mrs. Sora's mom," Yuffie began. Leon banged his fist against his head, Yuffie acted like such a little kid sometimes. "We're just here to kidnap Sora!"
"Idiot!" Sora hissed as his mother gaped at her in shock.
Leon put a hand over Yuffie's mouth. "She's just joking," Leon assured her. But she didn't look at all convinced. Yuffie didn't bother trying to move out of Leon's hold, and looked like she was quite enjoying it, and the same with Leon.
"Well, I'm sorry, but he can't come with you right now. Dinner's almost ready." she told the newcomers.
"It is not!" Sora protested. "You didn't even start it yet!"
"You're not going out in this storm!" she snapped, even though Sora, Leon, and Yuffie knew it was partly because she still beleived the two young adults would kidnap her son. "Now go to your room!" she snapped again. She closed the door, but not before Sora mouthed to Yuffie and Leon 'I'll sneak out.'
=In Sora's Room=
Sora was pacing the room, looking for anything that might help him to escape.He could always glide out, but with all of this wing he would most likely end up falling into the ocean. He couldn't walk right out the door, or his mom would see him.
He finally found what he was looking for; a long peice of rope. He tied thick nots every haly a foot to make it easie to climb, secured it to a thick latch on the window sill, and threw the rest of the rope outside. He pulled on it to make sure it was secure, and clambered on. He was halfway down when he noticed, with terror, that is Father was sitting on the proch, just watching the storm. Sora srambled back up the rope.
Damn it, he thought. Why does Dad have to love watching storms? Sora sighed, and pulled up the rope. Now what? he thought. He looked across all of the houses that lead to the bridge. So neat and orderly, just for over-protective parents like mine. Houses so close together so they can talk to each other about new ways to torture their kids. Yeah, those houses are really close together, close enough to... jump across... Then an idea hit him so fast he almost fell down from the impact.
He climbed out of his window onto the roof and looked across. It was a five foot jump, and he could use glide if he needed a little help. He just hoped the wind didn't blow him off. And all of that water will make it slippery... cool. He stood back as far as possible, and, with a running start, jumped across to the next house. But the wood was slippery with moss that grew there from all of the rain, and he almost fell off. He took off to the next house, and the next.
He finally reached the last house, and realized a problem. The gap was twice as long, and if he hopped down and tried to walk from here on the ground, his father would see him for sure. He would have to glide. Sora took a deep breath and jumped across, using his gliding abilities. He was almost there.... another foot, and...
A strong gust of wind came flyning at him, moving him to the left. Sora managed to grasp the end of the wooden roof, but it was too slippery... he went down.
PLUNK. "Ouch," Sora groaned, getting to his feet. He went to the edge of the house and peeked around. He was watching the water some ways out in front of Sora... he'd be having a hard time getting to the stairs that led to the bridge. Lightning struck the sky every minute, illuminating the ground and his father would surely see him. He'd have to time this.
He waited until the next thunderbolt ended and ran towards the stairs. Almost there, please don't see me... Sora was on the covered stairway by the time the next bolt came through the sky.
"I made it," Sora said, sighing with relief. But his troubles were not over. When Sora got to the bridge, he realized the storm had done a lot more damage then anticipated; it had half the boards missing, and was swaying violently in the wind. Sora took a deep breath, and stepped onto the plank. It was the only way across, and he might fall into the tumbling waves below. He felt the bridge sag under his weight, and the next gust of wind nearly blew him off when it made the bridge go on its side. Sora hung on for dear life. He continued slowly across the bridge. He was about three-quarters of the way across when the rope snapped, sending, half of the bridge into the water and leaving the second half dangling dangerously from one weak peice of rope.
"GOD DAMN IT!" Sora roared, hanging onto the second half of the bridge. He stuggled to climb it. The rope that was currently keeping Sora from dying was wearing down, and if didn't climb fast enough, he'd fall. He grasped slippery board by slippery board, trying his best not to let go. The rope was snapping, it'd let go soon. Three boards, two boards, just one left...
Sora grasped the edge of the ledge just in time, because the rest of the bridge finally gave in and fell in. Sora pulled himself up, gasping. Too much adventure for one day, Sora thought as he trudged up to the motel.
=Motel That Is Actually Dry=
Sora looked around; it was empty except for the bartender and the group of his friends including Donald, Goofy, Kairi, Riku, Leon, Yuffie, Aerieth, and King Mickey.
"Where have you been?" Donald snapped when Sora came up to them. "What took you so long?"
"WHAT TOOK ME SO LONG?" Sora roared. " I have been climbing ropes, jumping rooftops, falling off of them, going across a bridge that broke halfway down, and dangling down from it trying to climb up here, having it fall away from under my feet, and all in the pouring rain and wind! So sorry if I am a bit late!" Sora turned to the King. "This had better be imporatnt or I'm killing you all.
"It is, it is," Mickey assured him, motioning for him to sit down. Sora sat down gratefully, happy to be on solid ground.
"Uhhh, Sora?"
"Yeah Goofy?"
"You went home to get out of wet clothes, didn' cha?"
"Mmm hmmm."
"Well, umm, I'm not sure if yu've noticed, but uhh, you're still wet."
Sora looked down at his clothes and saw that Goofy was right. Sora just banged his head onto the table and kept it there.
"Our poor, poor little washed up friend," Riku said, patting Sora on the back.
"Shut up, Riku," Sora said with a muffled voice.
"Uhh, Sora?" Kairi asked. "Did you leave a note for your parents?"
"No, do I ever?" Sora asked, eyebrows raised.
"Well, Leon said that Yuffie was joking about her kidnapping you, and your mother beleived her, right?" Kairi said with a look of dread on her face.
"Yeah so..." But then he figured it out. "Damn it!" Sora said angrily.
"Nice going, Sora!" Riku snapped. "Now when your mom finds out that your missing, she'll call Kairi's parents. Kairi's parents will see that Kiari is missing and call my parents. Now they'll all be looking for us! Great job, Sora."
"I blame Yuffie," Sora grumbled.
"Opps, sorry guys..." Yuffie said.
"Lets just have this meeting thingy before they come after us," Kairi said.
"Ah yes... well...''
They were distracted by the phone ringing.... barely anyone calls the hotel. "Hello?" the bartender grunted. There was a moments pause before he looked over at Sora, Riku, and Kairi. "yeah, a sixteen year old with white haired.... a girl with red hair... and a fifteen year old with brown hair... yeah, they're here..."
"Damn it, that was quick!" Riku said, slamming his fist onto the table.
"It's a new record, how fast information can spread between parents," Sora said, taking a sip of hot chocolate that Aerieth had just given to him.
"Ya wanna talk to'em?... kay..."
The bartender threw the phone over to Sora, who put it to his ear with caution. "He-hello?"
He instantly tore the phone away as the screams of three woman rang through the phone. Sora put his hand over the ear peice and turned to Riku and Kairi. "They have a four way call going, their all yelling at once!" Leon snorted with laughter.
"I can't hear you when you are all shouting at once, one at a time!" he commanded the mothers. There was a pause, and then Sora smiled wickedly. "It's for you." he said, passing it to Riku who had a terrified look on his face.
"Hello?" he said. They all started yelling at once again. "We're fine... no....no.... NO!...yes.... Don't worry about him Mrs. Sora's mom.... what do you mean that reminds you of someone....oh, her... oh my god... she was just kidding! Get a sense of humor...Look it up in the dictionary!..... we came here on our own free will... yes ...yes...no....yes.... no way.... not now!..... do we have to..... the bridge? It's destroyed.... I didn't know you could curse, mom!....no.... no...no... do we have to....why?.... yes, already!.... Oh come on, we're old enough....what do you mean you want to talk to them?.... no, mom.... she was just joking!....how many times do I need to say it?... no... no... no... You'll what?.... a week?.... two weeks?.... you're making it three?.... oh alright... yes.... yes.... yes.... fine.... oh goody... alright....bye." He hung up the phone miserably and threw it back to the bartender.
"Come on," he said to Sora and Kairi. "They said if we're not back in five minutes, we're grounded for three weeks."
Sora turned to King Mickey again. "Can it wait until tomorrow?"
Mickey sighed. "It really shouldn't but you'll be of no use if you're grounded. Get up here straight away tomorrow morning." And with that, the three miserable teens trudged on home.
=Useless Author Notes=
Me:Ta Da! Do you like it?
Sora: Dude, you nearly got ,me killed... twice!
Me: Yeah, well, You're going to die several more times in the future, so get used to it.
Sora: SEVERAL???!!!???
Riku: You mean he dosn;t atay dead? Damn it!
Kairi: Shut up Riku.
Me: Do you want to know what Mickey needs to tell you all?
All: Yes!
Me: Too bad!
All: (give me evil glare)
Me gulp don't make me get the flamethrower....
All: CHARGE!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RRRREEEEAAAAADDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD RRRREEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!