Hi everyone, sorry it took so long to post this chapter but I'm a lazy ass, and didn't want to type it out! This is Melanie btw. It took a reviewer to get me to post this so..

::Thanx MaD JuPiT3R! Wouldn't have posted if not for you!

And so, without any further ado! Chapter 3!

Chapter 3. A little romp wouldn't hurt!

Kila started pounding on jacks back and yelling for him to let her go.

"Yeah! That's it luv, I like it rough!"

"Ughh!" Kila, in spite of herself smiled at his remark. Who wouldn't? She gave up her insistent pounding on him and simply placed her chin in her hands. Jack, being the very arrogant man that he is, insisted on carrying her around a half an hour as if showing off his new prize. While showing her the whole boat..err..ship!

"an there's me captains quarters.." she cut him off mid-sentence.

"When are you going to put me down good sir?"

"good sir?!" jack says in a mock hoity toity British accent.

"Well milady, I would not want to disappoint you!" with that, he practically sprits into his quarters and plops her down on the bed.

"if ye wanted a lil' romp luv, all ye had to do is ask!" at the realization of what her comment must have sounded like to him right in front of his quarters she jumps off the bed. To the dismay of jack who very much liked the idea of a little romp. Come to think of it so did she. But that's not the point, seeing as she has morals and jack doesn't.

"it's not nice ta tease, luv." Jack says with a little pout on his face. But was it really Kila's fault if he was a sex deprived little pirate? Actually, I bet he's not so little. She thought.

"um..riiiight. you see when I asked you to please put me down, I meant that I'm capable of standing on my own…without assistance."

"awe! But where's the fun in that?!" jack asks. I don't know. she thought.

'Just tell him that you would very much like to snog his brains out! You know you want to!'

who are you? She thought.

'I'm your conscience, I tell you what would be in your best interest, and I'm telling you now, that it would be in your very best interest to go snog that man!'

why?

'becaaaaause! Is he not the most gorgeus thing that you have ever seen?!!'

well yes but!

'-hey! No buts, no cuts, no coconuts!'

I just met the man! She complained. Actually, I was just kidnapped by the man so no!

'but!'

but nothing! I'm not listening to you! Lalalallaallaaallaa! She was trying so hard to tune out her conscience that she actually started to sing out loud.

"LaLaLa!—LaLaLa!"

"uh..luv!"

"----LaLaLa…oh! Was that out loud?"

"uh..yeah..an, I don't wanna be rude err nothing, but what the bloody 'ell are you doing?"

"oh!…uh…nothing! I just…where am I going to be sleeping?"

'nice recovery..'

shut it!

Jack waves his hand around the room, smiles and says, "here..or ye could sleep with me crew. mind ye we haven't been to a port for pleasurable company in abou' two months. So they can't be blamed for what they'd do."

'oh, like he wouldn't try anything.'

What should I do? She asked

'well seeing as he's a very sexy man..'

I get the point. She said

'good, I knew you'd see it my way!'

Ughh!!

"fine! But under one condition. You can't touch me for any fantasies of yours, got it?!" simultaneously her conscience and jack say, "'where's the fun in that?!'"