Some how, I just know that we are going to get flamed for this, b/c someone is going to take it seriously. *sigh* please don't…

Chapter 5

Once Christina and I had showed the two of them how to work a shower, and then convinced Legolas that, no, it was not evil, and no, it would not hurt us, and then we were all pretty happy. Seeing the tall Ranger dressed in baggy jeans, and a black muscle shirt made my lips twitch in amusement.

(That was for you Tini )

He looked so… funny! His face was down, and he was pouting. "Lady Sarah, these clothes are… uncomfortable. Pray tell, why may we not wear our original clothes?"

"Aragorn, or Estel, which ever you prefer, you're not in Middle Earth anymore, and I really don't know how you are going to get back. I think Gondor will be fine with out you though." I immediately covered my mouth. "Oh shiznet!" I hissed.

The ranger tipped my head up his blue eyes serious. "Lady Sarah- you must tell me! How do you know of this? If we are indeed in another world, then how do you and the other lady have such vast knowledge of us, and our world?"

I sighed, and met his eyes. A badly suppressed giggle came from behind me and I whirled around. "S-sorry! I wasn't aware we were interrupting anything!" came the hysterical giggles of Christina.

An amused Legolas stood behind her, and I realized what it must have seemed like. "Oh hell no!" I muttered. Both grins widened. "You perverts! I… we… Ewww!" I managed. Aragorn had a similar look on his face, one of mild disgust. "NO! Not in any way shape or form are…" I shuddered, and Christina giggled some more.

"Yeah, I know, it's just to damn funny to tease you."

"Feh." I muttered. "C'mon guys, lets head out. We should head out shopping, to get you clothes that fit." Needless to say, getting them in to the car was interesting, since both of them thought it was some sort of demon. When I started the car, Christina was still trying to explain why we needed seat belts. The drive itself was all right; both of us explained what to do and what not too. "Absolutely no taking off the hat Legolas…" I said. I looked back and saw him nod, a frown on his face. We got out of the car, and headed for JC Penny's, to begin shopping. "Hey Christina- why don't you take Mr. King here, and I'll take the elf." I suggested.

She looked at me and smiled, deviously. "Oo-ya-us-jay-an-way-im-say-or-fay-elf-say!" she said in pig Latin. (You just want him for yourself!)

I shrugged. "The problem is..?" she rolled her eyes. "Huh. Well you are paying, you do realize. It is not my parents that make big bucks." She nodded slightly, and we both dodged some people. Then it occurred to me. "Oh noooooooooooo." My head turned around, and I looked around desperately, and saw no one. We had lost Legolas and Aragorn.

"Ohhhhhh, world just swallow me now…NOW PLEASE!" I called despairingly waving my hands in the air, as people began to give me odd looks. "Whaaaatttt?"

Bwah. Here's chapter 5, and I hate it… I need to work on my long typing. I need to make chapters loooonnnngggeeerrr…This was a bad chapter. Bad… Bad… bad…

Oh well.. Tell me what ya think, and please wait for the next update!!

Vicki- you better be patient, we will get you in! We have up to chapter 8 written, so it may be a while… erk.