ACT III
INT. TOWN ARCHIVES—NIGHT
The Angel is in the Archives. They angel is a girl who is also an angel, and has a halo and wings, and lives in town. She is looking through a large book (the only book in the Archives) entitled Everything About Everything in Town by Mick McMickerson. She opens it to the page entitled "The Angel". It says this:
The Angel is a girl who is also an angel, and has a halo and wings, and lives in town. She likes Pecan Cream pie and Jazz. She once went on a trip to France with the Popular Vote. She does not remember this due to her amnesia from a cheesecake falling on her head.
THE ANGEL
The Popular Vote and I had a secret past? I must contact him at once!
INT. KING'S CASTLE—NIGHT
The Popular Vote is with the King of Town. The KOT is annoying him greatly.
THE KOT
So then, he's all, 'Nuh-uh!' and I'm all, 'Yah-huh!' and he's all—
The Angel comes in.
THE ANGEL
Popular Vote! I have shocking news! You and I have a secret past!
THE POPULAR VOTE
Meh mehmeh meh?
(Trans: A secret past?)
THE ANGEL
Yes! Apparently, we went to France once!
THE POPULAR VOTE
Meh, meh! Meh mehmehmeh meh!
(Trans: Oh, yeah! I remember that!)
THE ANGEL
Well, let's go again!
THE POPULAR VOTE
Meh, meh!
(Trans: Yes, let's!)
EXT. FRANCE—NIGHT
The Angel and the popular vote are in France.
THE ANGEL
What shall we do?
THE POPULAR VOTE
Meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh?
(Trans: How 'bout we eat cheese pizza?)
THE ANGEL
Oh, that sounds like fun!
INT. PIZZERIA—NIGHT
PIZZA GUY
Welcome to Pizza Shack. What would you like?
THE ANGEL
One cheese pizza, please!
PIZZA GUY
Coming right up. (turns around, faces the kitchen) STEVE! TWO CHEESES!
STEVE
WHAT?
PIZZA GUY
I SAID TWO CHEESES!
STEVE
OH! THIN CRUST OR THICK CRUST?
PIZZA GUY
JUST A SECOND! Thin or thick?
THE POPULAR VOTE
Meh-meh.
(Trans: Stuffed-Crust.)
PIZZA GUY
STUFFED-CRUST!
STEVE
OKAY!
PIZZA GUY
It'll be ready in a few minutes.
A few minutes later.
PIZZA GUY
Okay, here it is.
He gives them their pizza.
THE ANGEL
Thank you!
INT. TABLE—PIZZERIA—NIGHT
They start eating their pizza.
THE ANGEL
This is some good pizza!
They finish their pizza.
THE POPULAR VOTE
Meh meh meh meh mehmeh!
(Trans: That was some good pizza!)
THE ANGEL
What should we do next?
THE POPULAR VOTE
Meh mehmeh meh meh meh meh mehmeh mehmeh?
(Trans: How about we ride on a roller coaster?)
THE ANGEL
That's a great idea!
EXT. FRENCH FAIR—NIGHT
They are riding on a roller coaster.
THE ANGEL
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
THE POPULAR VOTE
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
(Trans: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)
Cut to:
EXT. FRANCE—NIGHT
It is time to say goodbye for some reason. Sad music is playing.
THE ANGEL
Well, I guess this is goodbye.
THE POPULAR VOTE
Meh meh meh meh!
(Trans:Thisisso sad!)
THE ANGEL
I'll never forget you, Popular Vote, not in a million years!
The Popular Vote starts crying.
THE ANGEL
Don't cry! Popular Votes aren't supposed to cry! (smiling) You might rust.
The Popular Vote laughs weakly.
THE POPULAR VOTE
Meh...mehmeh.
(Trans: Well, goodbye.)
THE ANGEL
Goodbye, Popular Vote.
(beat)
See you on the airplane back home.
There is a pause.
A cheesecake falls on the Angel's head.
End of Act III.