It's a hot summer day at the STN-J. It's noon and everyone is at work except Dojima and Amon... but they all knew where Amon was. He was buying ice cream.
"Okay.. watch the spoon Sakaki.." Robin waved a spoon in his face. It lit on fire. "Ouch! It burnt me!" she dropped it. It fell simmering to the floor. Sakaki watched it burn a little then looked at her. "Um... I'll let you borrow my watch if you promise not to ignite it." She thought about it then, "Ok.." And he handed her the watch, nervously.
"Okay Sakaki... watch the watch...watch it go back and forth. Your getting sleepy.. very sleepy.. on the count of 3 ,when I snap my fingers, you will act like a chicken." Robin dangled the watch on a chain in front of Sakaki. "One.." she started the count and Sakaki chicken squawked. "Two." Another Squawk. "Three." Sakaki made a sick squawking noise. Robin snapped her fingers and Sakaki collapsed on the floor.
Michael was standing next to Robin and they both bent down to look at the motionless Sakaki. "Is he dead?" Michael poked him. Then Robin joined in. He wasn't moving but they kept poking. Then suddenly Dojima came charging in the door and pushed something slowly next to the wall, but nobody noticed because they were poking Sakaki.
"Man I'm hot. Do we have any ice cream?" she walked to the kitchen. "Hey! Where'd Our ice cream go?!" she slammed the freezer shut. Michael answered, having noticed her. "We misplaced it this morning, Amon went to buy some.. is he supposed to act like a live chicken or a dead one Robin?" "I don't know.." They tugged at his hair to see if it worked.
Dojima walked out into the main room where everyone else was and Karasuma became stiff, stuck a spoon in her mouth and threw a ice bowl toward the others. "I don't have any ice cream, it was all them! They ate it! I swear!" she rambled, her front almost soaked in chocolate ice cream. "YA RIGHT!" Dojima attacked her. "YOU ATE MY ICE CREAM!" "Ahhhhhh!" Karasuma tried to run but was too slow.
The other 2 were making Sakaki sit up when the ice cream bowl hit him in the head and he sprang to life squawking. "Ah!!!!!" Screamed Michael and Robin jumping backwards as Sakaki started trying franticly to fly away from them. Michael and Robin ran around him in circles screaming as he tried to fly away / bite them as they passed him. Soon they ran into each other and stopped momentarily to hold their heads and fall over. "Ow! Michael!" Robin yelled. "Watch where you're going Robin!" Michael screamed. They started to argue and attack each other while Sakaki the chicken examined the ice cream bowl. "Wuak?" he look around it. "Auk!" he peered inside it and started eating ice cream, or what was left. "Auk! Auk! Auk!" he flapped around the room trying to get the ice cream bowl off his head. "Auk!" he squawked.
The elevator binged and Amon walked in with one bag. It had 2 bowls of Chocolate ice cream. As soon as he walked in, Dojima and Karasuma jumped him and stole the bag, now fighting over new ice cream bowls. "Mine!" "No it's Mine!" BANG! CLANG!
Amon eyed them, then looked at Robin hitting Michael as they fought about who hit who. Last he saw Sakaki run around him a few times then run into a wall and pass out while the ice cream bowl rolled off his head when he hit the ground, his face now cover in chocolate ice cream dots. "I... don't think I wanna know.." Amon mumbled as he walked over and sat down on the couch. He clicked on the TV and watched while pots and pans fell with loud clangs to the floor and people were thrown into walls and people stepping on lifeless chicken boys without anyone noticing.
Amon sighed and turned off the TV. He couldn't hear it anyway. He went over and grabbed both Ice Cream bowls and put them in the freezer, then grabbed both Dojima and Karasuma. He had a plan to make everything work out. mwahahaha.
Robin was tied to the ice box sideways, Michael was trapped, his computer mere inches out of reach, to a big block of marble, Karasuma was tied up and stuffed in the couch under 20 big cushions, and Dojima was tied sitting in a chair about 5 feet from a table with her make up and magazines. Big blocks of cement tied to her feet and the chair legs bolted to the ground. Amon was in the meeting room sending emails to Michaels computer. Michael was straining to reach his computer keyboard but failed every time. "No!!!!!! Torture! Must check e-mails! Must! Augh!!!" he reached as far as possible and failed again.
Robin was seemingly enjoying herself besides the fact that she couldn't see much and her back was cold. "Hmm.. this is nice.." she hummed a song and smiled. "What's so great you can smile!" Dojima squealed, trying to scoot over to the nearby table. A spray bottle was in her face and spraying her with water about every 5 minutes, her make up running. Amon was pulling a string right by the wall that led all the way out to Dojima, just to torture her. Karasuma yelled something, but from under all fluffy softness, you couldn't hear a word she said. "What?!" Dojima tried to turn and look at her but fell over and now her legs hurt from being forced in the wrong direction by the blocks on her feet and the chair that pinned her to the floor.
All was going well until the thing Dojima had set by the wall started making noise. It's wailed and cried and screamed and cried. "Oh no! Renee!" Dojima wormed around to look at the carriage. Amon walked out of his room and spotted the crib. "What is that noise?!" he yelled as he walked over to the carriage. When he saw the baby he picked it up and glared at the others. "Who brought a baby to WORK?!" he bellowed and the baby started screaming louder. "Amon!" Dojima had wormed a few more inches toward them. "Your scaring her!" she tried biting through her bindings. "Her?" Amon looked at the baby wail. It then sneezed on him. "Augh!" he threw it up in the air and ran into the kitchen to get something to disinfect his clothing. "Amon!!!!!!!!!" Dojima roared.
The baby screamed in terror and.. whatever else. Amon was so worried about his jacket that he didn't notice Robin wasn't on the icebox anymore. The baby was starting to calm down as a soft song started. Amon walked back in the room to see Robin holding the baby and singing to it. Everyone else was looking at her too. How'd she get free? Why was she singing to the baby? and What song was she singing? or... Wow.. Robin's voice is beautiful. Sakaki the chicken boy woke up and sat up, rubbing his head. "Ow.. did I get stepped on? Get the number of that truck." he muttered then he noticed the singing. "Who's.. Robin?" he sat there watching her rock the baby.
The song was in Italian but soon the baby was making no noise what so ever and Robin lay it back in it's bed. Smiling she undid everyone ropes simultaneously. "Uh.. thanks Robin.." Karasuma said as she escaped from the cushions. "Yes!" Michael jumped at his computer. "Your amazing Robin.. Hey! Wait! All these emails are from you Amon! and why do they all say Gullible on them?!" he glared at the man standing in the kitchen door way. Dojima hadn't barely moved.. but Sakaki came and had her stand up. "You ok Doj?" he dusted her off. "Fine.." she said half there. Sakaki went to go wake Amon up when he tripped on the chair Dojima had been in and fell down, accidentally kicking Dojima in the rear. "Why you little!" Dojima whirled around and started beating the crap out of Sakaki.
Robin walked over to Amon and snapped her fingers. He blinked a few times and then moved out of the doorway. He was speechless. That was Robin singing? Wow..