Before I begin.. Something about writing Comedy that, like this story, just popped up in my head. Comedy is like what happens on a talk show when they run out of things to say. This is one of those times and I will just get on with the ... comedy.


So while Sakaki laid motionless on the couch and Dojima blew steam out of her nostrils every time she saw him, Karasuma... was writing a letter. Why? Cause she would be scolding Amon but can't for fear of the hand that always laid on his gun. She read the letter. Sounded good. She glanced at Amon, shuddered, and threw the whole idea out the window... no.. literally... she chucked the letter out the open window.. I'm serious..

Amon saw a ball of paper fly past the windows and stared at where he'd last seen it. That was Robin singing...... He kept staring... and... staring... and... staring... and.... goes into daze while staring falls over and wakes up oops.. well.. you get the idea.

Sakaki finally got feeling back into his body and jumped up. "Ya Hoo! I can feel again!" He stretched and jumped and punched air. Ice ran up his back and he knew he was in trouble. He turned slowly to look at Dojima. She was glaring ice daggers at him. "You can feel huh? Well... let's see if we can't fix that..." she said, standing up. Sakaki flinched before darting to the elevator. He punched the button a few times. Dojima started walking faster toward him.

"Come on, come on!" He shouted. The elevator was taking too long. He darted for the stairs. He ran down the stairs like lightning. "Oh no you don't!" Dojima shouted, moving at the speed of light, she ran down the stairs after him. As she ran up to him, Sakaki tripped and fell out a window. Dojima skidded to a halt and ran back to the window. Peering out, they were about 3 stories up.

"Sakaki?" she glanced around the ground. She didn't see him. "HHHHHeeeeelllllppppp!!!!" Sakaki was hanging on the next window, legs flailing. "Wha?!" Dojima nearly fell out herself. "How the heck did you get over there?"

Sakaki grinned.

"So. You do care about me!" He grinned and put his feet on the wall and looked like he was squatting. "Who do you think you are? Spider Man?" she quickly grabbed her gun and shot. The wind sill Sakaki was holding onto broke and he was sent plummeting to the ground. "Jerk." Dojima mumbled as she walked back up. Sakaki lay on the ground, very much in pain.


Robin made coffee. She sat down on the couch and took a sip. "Yuck!" She made this face. . XoX Amon looked up and grinned. She looked hilarious. Michael jumped. "What?" He looked around. Robin calmed down and looked at the 2 guys.. who were.. basically in the same place. "Nothing.." She pointed to her glass. "Tea.." she grinned. Then she looked quite surprised and shocked. OoO "Amon.. are you.. Smiling?" She stared at her partner. Michael went all confuzled and looked too.

Gasp!

The Horror!

The evil world of all that be!......

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ok enough of that..

Amon went wide eyed OoO liked Robin and quickly went back to monotone and staring.. and staring... and.. oh not this again..

Anyway, Robin dumped out her .. tea.. and looked around. "Michael?" Michael looked at her. "Coffee?" She looked like a lost puppy. Quite a cute lost puppy, Michael thought. Quickly shaking that aside. "No coffee." he replied in the same kind of pathetic child voice she asked in. "All gone.. Dojima and Karasuma flung it out the window." He said with a slightly cartoony way of talking.

Robin got confuzled again. "Hm?" Michael looked around at the room. "Well. They hit that wall with the pots and pans. One flew across the room and hit the wall with the plant half way up. The planet broke and dirt flew to the kitchen again where the stove caught fire. It ignited the shelf just above it and tilted enough to smash up on one side of the shelf above that and send the coffee flying out the open window right next to it.." Michael grinned. Robin put her hands on her hips.

"How do you know that. You were beating me up." She scolded. "Um.." He stood there for a moment, looking at the ceiling like there was something cool about it. "I don't know.. Hey.. did you notice we have food coloring and gum up there?" He laughed. Amon rolled his eyes and Robin sighed. She grabbed her coat and walked out. "Your going..?" Amon asked. "To get coffee." She went through the elevator that Sakaki had called and headed down just as Dojima was returning.