Disclaimer: If you think I own dragonball Z then you're an idiot and shouldn't be reading this story.
Lawyers: But it's our job! We have to ask you!
Authoress: Well.... Then I guess its ok...
Lawyers: good.
Kioko: I WIN!!!!! Starts dancing around singing 'I win'
Readers: win what?
Kioko: I dunno, something. -
Readers: ... riiiiiiiiiiight....
Authoress: I'm going to start the fic now so Kioko will go away and stop scaring my readers away -.
Notes: This is before the Buu saga, and there might not be any sayaman in this fic, in your reviews vote and tell me if you want him in or not, that will help me decide. And Gohan hasn't been slacking off in his martial arts training. Gohans a little out of character... well... make that alot. Oh, and its his first year of high school.
"..." is talking.
---...--- is thinking.
=...= is an action. (A/N: I am aware that most people use asterisks (the little star thingies) but wont allow those on the site anymore.)
Chapter 1
"Class, today we have a new student joining us, you may come in now son." A tall boy with short spiky black hair and dark obsidian eyes walked calmly into the room to stand in front of the class, a bored look on his face. He was wearing black cargo pants and a blood red long sleeved shirt.
"Hello, I am your teacher Mr. Terada. Class this is Son, Gohan. Gohan, why don't you tell us a little about yourself."
The bored look on the boy's face quickly turned to a glare as he began to speak, "I am Son, Gohan, son of Son Goku and Son Chi-Chi. I've been trained in marshal arts since I was 4. Also I learned this crap when I was 8, and am a hell of a lot smarter than anyone in this room, and possible the whole goddamn school. If anyone tries to cheat off me I will kick their ass. Annoy me or make me angry and I will blast you all the way to HFIL. Got it."
Silence. Well, to human ears, his saiya-jin hearing detected a slight sound of snickering, but before he could find of the offender, a figure stood up.
"You hurt anyone and you deal with me." The figure said.
"And you would be...?" Gohan asked the obviously female student.
"Videl Satan, daughter of Hurcule." She smirked. "Bravo for you." Gohan snorted, voice dry. "Maybe the fake was worth something. But don't think you or your pathetic excuse for a father can stop me."
There it was again, but loud enough this time for the whole class to hear.
"He defeated cell! Of course he can stop you!!!!!!!"
"Please. Your stupidity hurts." Gohan stated calmly, folding his arms over his chest.
And again. But this time it wasn't just snickering, it was all-out laughter.
"MISS KIOKO!!!!!! WHAT, PRAY TELL IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Mr. Terada.
Gohan blinked as a semi-short girl with dark purple hair that fell to mid back and bright azure eyes sitting at the back of the class got up and ran over to the teacher and jumped on his head faster than a regular human could see, but Gohan, being far from regular, could see her.
She was fast he would admit, though not fast enough for him to have trouble seeing her. ...Then his human side took over again. How could she run that fast? She was almost as fast a Krillen for crying out loud! And she seemed not to have tired at all... she was definitely NOT normal. ... Not that he should be talking. Then it registered in his mind that she was doing a handstand on professor what's his faces' head. Now that just didn't add up, the teacher was clearly very weak, and shouldn't have been able to stand, let alone not be affected at all. He was snapped out of his revere when he heard her begin to talk.
"Well, you see teach..." =the professor twitches= "DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT CALL ME "TEACH"!!!!!!!!! YOU SHALL ADRESS ME AS "PROFESSOR" OR MR. TERADA!!!!!!!!" yelled the teacher, who Gohan quickly classified as a raving lunatic.
"... Riiiignt.... As I was saying teach," =he twitches= "I started laughing when Gohan here," she said, flipping right-side up and pointing to him, "Started to threaten the class, and then pig tails over there," now gesturing towards Videl, "starts saying she will defend everyone when she doesn't even know how powerful he is!"
Gohan was impressed; she was smart enough to know not to threaten some one you just met. He also found it amusing that she found him threatening and insulting people funny.
"And then if that's not good enough she starts going on and on with that 'My father defeated cell' shit..." "NO CURSING IN CLASS!!!!!!!" screamed the teacher, Kioko seemingly didn't care. "And she doesn't even mention boarding school...."
Now it was Gohans tern to laugh, 'she's going to boarding school and she's standing here threatening me!!!' were his thoughts as he started laughing so hard he was bent over clutching his stomach.
"B-boarding school... HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT NEWS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO PUBLIC UNTILL NEXT MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Videl.
"Well yall should get better fire walls on your files."
"Y-you hacked in to my personal files?!"
"No, not yours, your fathers. I didn't feel like spending any time on that, so I just went for your dads. The moron forgot to activate the firewalls! What an idiot."
"HOW DARE YOU CALL YOUR SAVIOR AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DEFEATED CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S A LOT SMARTER THAN THOSE IDIOTS AT THE CELL GAMES, THINKING THAT HE WOULD BE DEFEATED BY TRICKS!"
This stopped Gohans laughter in its tracks. He was about to yell at her and was surprised when someone beat him to it. "Tricks? Idiots? Didn't Cell use those 'tricks' to blow up half the goddamn planet!" screamed Kioko, slamming her hands down on Videls' desk. Videl copied her so they sat there glaring at each other for a good 20 seconds, before Videl opened her mouth to say something else. But before she could....
"STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!! MS. SATAN, SIT DOWN!!!!! MS. KIOKO GET YOUR BUTT BACK INTO YOUR CHAIR OR I WILL FLUNK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE ELSE, SETTLE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the professor. Everyone shut-up immediately as Videl slowly sat down and Kioko fazed back into her chair.
"Good. Now, Mr. Son, why don't you take a seat next to..." he twitched the only open seat in the class was next to Videl. Sigh "Videl" "Wh-what" stuttered Videl. "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid it's the only seat open."
"Why don't you put him with Kioko!!!!!!!!!! They're both insane!!!!!!!" Videl yelled at the teacher. "I'm sorry Ms. Satan, but there is no seat other than the one next to you open." Came the calm reply.
It was true; there were no other seats open, especially not near Kioko. Though she was rather odd, she was cute, and many off the guys in the school liked her, and tried to sit next to her. Not that they wouldn't rejoice at the chance to sit next to Videl Satan daughter of our 'savior'. The only reason they weren't swarming her was because she didn't want to sit next to them and they knew that she could kick their ass if they bothered her. Then she had an idea.
"Why don't you just have one of the boys sitting next to Kioko move next to me and have Gohan sit in their place?" suggested Videl, she REALLY didn't want to sit next to him. "Why does Kioko get to sit by Gohan!" shouted one of the ditzyer (A/N: This apparently is not a word, oh well sweatdrop) girls in the class, she obviously found the new kid hot. The whole class sweatdropped. "Gohan isn't going to sit by Ms. Raikatuji, he is going to sit next to Ms. Satan!" "NO HE ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Videl.
"STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone in the room froze and looked towards the door. Standing there was the principle whose name no one knew because no one gave a damn.
(A/N: you know, I'm very tempted to stop this goddamn chapter right here, so you better thank my friggin' sister for making me keep writing. Sister: don't mind her, she hurt her neck at gym and is in a foul mood, maybe she'll cheer up eventually if you send her good reviews, = ) and if you don't then... I guess I'll be hiding under the couch if anyone needs me. Authoress: Shut-up. =Slaps sister upside the head= Sister: RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!)
"M-Mr. Takinawa?" said the teacher in a shocked voice. "What are you doing here? Don't you have a conference to prepare for?"
"Yes I do have work to do, I'm here because a) I have an announcement, b) I needed to find out what all this yelling was about, and c) my office is across the hall and I can't do any of my work with all this yelling, so I'm here to make you all shut-up. Now leave me alone."
The class laughed at the fact that their principal had just told them to shut-up and their teacher to leave him alone. Rather funny if you think about it.
The teacher on the other hand was dumbstruck and let the principal shove him aside and take over.
"Now, what's all this about?"
"Well... the new boy offended Videl and now she doesn't want to sit by him, which would happen for that's the only open seat in the class. She thinks he should sit next to Kioko, but Mr. Terada disagrees, he wants them to do what they were told." Stated one of the braver students in the class.
"So, this whole thing would be resolved if one of the boys sitting next to miss Kioko moved to sit next to miss Satan, and Mr. Son here sat in the empty seat?" stated the principal sensibly.
"That's what I said, but Mr. Terada wouldn't listen!" screamed an indignant Videl.
"Well I'm saying it now, so please be seated and let me continue." Mr. Takinawa smiled at her dumb-founded face and continued. "Mr. Takashiki, if you will please move to sit next to Miss Satan?"
A boy with short brown hair stood up from his seat next to Kioko and began talking, "I Ryo Takashiki, here by refuse to move away from the love of my life," at this point he dropped to his knees and grabbed Kioko's hand, "WE ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The whole class, well except for Gohan, who was trying not to laugh, and Kioko who had a agitated/freaked out look on her face. "... uh.... Can you let go of my hands... your kinda scaring me...." Said a now twitching Kioko.
Sadly, he didn't. This resulted in her taking out one of those giant blow-up hammers and promptly hitting him with it. This action caused him to not only let go of her hands, but sent him fling across the room to land in a heap on the empty chair next to Videl.
That did it he couldn't help it any longer, he burst out laughing. Soon, the principal, then the rest of the class broke out of their stupor and started laughing along with Gohan.
A few minutes later, they finally stopped laughing. The principal was the first to collect himself, "Ok class, settle down. Now that there is a seat for Mr. Son, I suggest you sit down and let Mr. Terada teach for the last 10 minutes of your class." With that said, the principal left the room.
Gohan, having finally stopped laughing, walked over to his seat next to Kioko. He thought of talking to her, but decided against it when he saw the look on her face, it reminded him of the look ChiChi got when The Frying Pan of Doom™ was about to make an entrance.
For the last few minutes of class the teacher decided to just give out the homework, instead of trying to teach. After giving out the assignment, Mr. Terada let the class go a few minutes early.
Gohan, after going to his locker, decided to go ahead and walk to his next class, English Mechanics (A/N: no clue if that's a class, I'm not in high school yet, so please bear with me!), hoping that it was let out by the time he got there. It was so he decided to go in and wait for class to start, maybe he would even be the first one there so he could meditate!
Sadly, he wasn't, there were 4 other people already, and there were still 10 minutes till class started, man they sure were weird. He walked in and sat in a seat on the back row, one of the four was sitting a few seats in front of Gohan, turned around and started talking about being one of the smartest kids in the class and then started asking about him.
Gohans response was to ignore him; this obviously didn't make him very happy. So the idiot decided to start saying how much better he was that Gohan, which didn't make him very happy, so he stood up and was about to tell him off, when the teacher walked in. Gohan decided that it wouldn't make his mother very happy if he got in trouble the first day of school, so he sat down and went back to ignoring him.
A few minutes later the bell rang and the teacher started talking about something or another trying to drill it into their heads by saying it over and over again. Gohan decided listening to him was a waist of time and zoned out. It was then that he noticed Mr. Takinawa had forgotten to say his announcement. He laughed to him self, ---hope that announcement wasn't too important...---
With that thought Gohan promptly fell asleep, hoping to catch up on the sleep he lost last night while training.
Authoress: I like smileys!!!
Kioko: Me too!
Gohan: Are ya'll ok?
Kioko:Yeppers!
Mizuna: Who gave them chocolate?
Videl: Who are you?
Kin: Like hell we'd tell you!
ChiChi: No cursing in front of Goten!!! Hits Kin over head with Frying Pan of Doom™
Kin: ARG!!!!!!!! You crazy lady! What was that for?!?!?!?!
ChiChi: You were being rude.
Hits Authoress over head with frying pan
Authoress: what was that for!?
ChiChi: Why am I not in this fic yet!?
Authoress: Cause....
Kioko: You'll be in the next chappi!
ChiChi: well... ok....
Authoress: Read and Review