Riot Girl Chapter 15 OWLs, a harry potter fanfic

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A/N: Hello everybody! My friend still didn't finish reading the book, but I got sick of waiting and decided to write it based on memory. I also read some fics that had Snape's Worst Memory on them and got the basic idea. If something is wrong, please don't flame me!

Chapter 15- OWLs

A few months later, after Career Advice (to which Alex, James, Lily, Carrie, and Sirius said they wanted to be Aurors; Ellen and Esther wanted to be Healers; Remus wanted to do something related to DADA since he couldn't be an Auror, due to his lycanthropy, and Peter was going to do something related to herbology), the Gryffindor girls were lying near the lake, taking a break from studying. Their OWLs would be in a while, and the teachers had barely given them time to breathe. And with all of the studying, Quidditch practice, and patrolling duties, the Marauders still had time for pranking. They had recently turned each of the girls skin a lurid color of puce, and the girls had taken hours to remove the spell.

Anyway, Lily was quizzing Carrie, Ellen, and Esther while Alex sat with Jake just for a little review, when they realised that they hadn't had band practice yet. They had started the band, and hadn't even bothered to work on it. They ran to the Room of Requirement (Sirius had shown it to Alex) and asked for their instruments. A black and pink bass, a purple guitar, and a huge black drums appeared. They played for ages before they realised they had an audience, appart from Esther, Ellen and Jake, that is. The Marauders had entered it while running away from Filch and hadn't bothered to announce their presence. Lily was the first to notice, and when she noticed James she let out a gasp and stopped playing.

"You play the guitar way better than I thought you did, Evans," James said, winking at her.

"Why, you arrogant git! Out of here, now!" Lily shrieked.

"No. I don't want to."

"But I want you to get out, so out! Out!"

"Why are you only mad at me and not at the other boys?"

"Because we're special, right, Evans? If you want to, I can show you how special I am," Sirius said.

"Sorry to interrupt your flirting, Sirius, but last time I checked, you were dating me!" Carrie shrieked.

"Uh...yeah, you're right." Unanticipatedly, Alex fell down. She lay very still, with an awestruck expression on her face. Jake rushed to her side and hugged her. As soon as he made contact with her she woke up. Alex stared at Lily and James for a while, shaking her head in disbelief.

"What?" James asked.

"Well, I just saw the weirdest thing. I saw this boy with a weird scar on his forehead. The boy looked exactly like James, but when he opened his eyes, I noticed that they were....emerald green, like Lily's."

"Aww, sweetie pie, isn't that cute? We're going to have a son, just like me, with your lovely eyes!" James said, grinning in a maniac way, his eyes slightly glazed.

"No, we're not. Sometimes these visions go wrong, right, Alex? Not to mention that I'm not the only green-eyed girl in Hogwarts." Lily said, horrified at the prospect of having a son with James.

"Here, Alex, drink this. Do you want to go to the HW?" Jake said, giving Alex a glass of water.

"No, I'm okay. Thanks." Alex leaned forward to kiss Jake but was interrupted by Sirius, who said:

"Sorry to interrupt the begginning of a snogging session, but I'm sure none of us want to watch you two snogging." Alex slapped Sirius playfully and kissed Jake anyway.

"Hey, why don't you girls play one more song?" Peter suggested.

"Sure!" Alex said, giving Jake another kiss. The girls got their instruments and Alex began: (Quick A/N: Okay, so don't get me wrong, this is one of the few, and I mean few, pop songs I like.)

Get a load of me, get a load of you
Walkin' down the street, and I hardly know you
It's just like we were meant to be

Holding hands with you, and we're out at night
Got a girlfriend, you say it isn't right
And I've got someone waiting too

This is, this is just the beginning
We're already wet, and we're gonna go swimming

Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you
It's inevitable, it's a fact that we're gonna get down to it
So tell me
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you

Isn't this the best part of breakin' up
Finding someone else you can't get enough of
Someone who wants to be with you too

It's an itch we know we are gonna scratch
Gonna take a while for this egg to hatch
But wouldn't it be

Here we are, we're at the beginning
We haven't fucked yet, but heads spinning

I'd love for you to make me wonder
Where it's goin'
I'd love for you to pull me under
Somethin's growin'
for this that we can control
Baby I am dyin'

Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you

Ellen, Esther, and the rest of the boys clapped and Jake and Alex disappeared to fulfill what Sirius had implied earlier.

"Lilykins, darling, you do know that we have to fulfill Alex's prediction? She would be heartbroken if we didn't," James said, pulling Lily by the waist and forcing her to sit on his lap.

"I doubt it, Potter. Besides, just the thought of having a child with you makes me feel sick. And the poor child would look exactly like you. That's a curse no one should be forced upon." Lily stood up and stomped off to the Gryffindor tower, muttering something about 'ending the damned Potter generation with one quick, slashing move and doing some violent gestures with her hands.

The Great Hall was completely silent, except for the scratching of quills. It was the fifth years DADA Owls. From her position, Lily could see James, Sirius, Carrie, Peter, and Remus. Behind her was Alex and next to Alex was Ellen and Esther. Lily finished her test and reread it. When she finished reading her answer to the question about werewolves, she glanced at Remus. He was still wirting, and next to him Sirius and James were exchanging glances, and James showed him a piece of paper, grinning. Frowning, Lily went back to to her test. Five minutes later Professor Flitwick told everyone to put the quills down.

Lily stood up and went over to Alex, Ellen, and Esther. Carrie appeared a little while later and they made their way to the lake. The Marauders were huddled together, laughing about something Remus had said.

"That was the easiest test ever," Alex said, as she removed her shoes and stuck her feet in the lake.

"Yeah," Esther murmured.

"For heaven's sake, doesn't Potter get sick of showing off?" Lily said as she watched James playing with a snitch.

"He only shows off for you, you know," Ellen said knowingly.

"Of course, he wants me to be one more of his collection. Alex, don't even try telling me again that he's not so bad."

"Well it's true Lily! Remember last summer, when Mum and Dad di-died, and he told his house-elf to get some clothes for you guys?"

"He was only doing his duty-"

"Uh oh, here come's trouble," Carrie said, pointing at Snape, who was walking towards the Marauders. James and Sirius stood up.

"Lily, wait! Don't do anything until they do something really bad to Snivelly, Remus is there anyway," Alex said. Lily nodded, and the girls watched them.

"EXPELLIARMUS!" James shouted at Snape.

"IMPEDIMENTA!" Sirius said, pointing his wand at Snape.

"How were the exams, Snivellus?" James said mockingly.

"I was watching him. His nose was almost touching the paper, there'll be grease marks all over the paper and they won't be able to read a thing," Sirius said, laughing.

"You wait. You wait!" Snape said.

"Wait for what? What are you going to do Snivellus, wipe your nose on us?" Sirius asked. Severus started muttering curses.

"Wash you mouth. Scourgify!" James said.

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!" Lily shrieked after she managed to get rid of Alex's iron grip.

"All right, Evans?" James said, ruffling his hair.

"Leave him alone. What has he done to you?"

"Well, it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean..."

"You think you're funny, don't you," Lily retorted, "when actually, you're just an arrogant, bullying toe rag, Potter. Leave him alone."

"I will if you go out with me. Go on, Evans, go out with me, and I'll never lay a wand on old Snivelly."

"I wouldn't go out with you if I had to choose between you and the Giant Squid." The girls, who were behing Lily, snickered.

"Bad luck, Prongs," Sirius said. At that precise moment, Severus snatched his wand and a gash appeared on James's face. James quickly reacted and turned Snape upside down, revealing a graying pair of boxers.

"Let him down, Potter," Lily said.

"Certainly," James said, smiling. He flicked his wand and Snape fell down in a heap on the grass. He prepared to stand up when Sirius aimed a Body Binding Curse at him.

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!" Lily shrieked again, getting her wand this time.

"Ah, Evans, don't make me hex you," James said regretfully.

"Then take the curse off him!"

"There you go. You're lucky Evans was here to save you, Snivellus."

"I don't need help from filthy Mudbloods," Severus said.

"Fine, fine. I won't bother in the future. And I would wash my pants, if I were you, Snivellus," Lily said in a cold tone.

"APOLOGIZE TO EVANS!" James shouted at Severus.

"I don't want you to make him apologize. You're just as bad as him," Lily said.

"What? I would never call you a-a- you know what!" James said.

"Messing up your hair because you think it looks cool to look like you just got off your broomstick, showing off with that stupid Snitch, walking down the corridors and hexing anyone who annoys you just because you can – I'm surprised that broomstick can get off the ground with that fat head on it. You make me SICK!" Lily turned around and walked away, ignoring James's cries.

"Who want's to see me take off Snivellus's pants?" Sirius said evilly. He flicked his wand and Severus's underwear disappeared. Laughter errupted from everywhere, until Remus told them that it was enough. Sirius flicked his wand again and Snape's underwear reappeared. Grabbing his things, Severus ran away. Alex went over to James and punched him squarely on the face.

"Shit, Alex what was that for?" James said, clutching his face.

"For ruining your chances with Lily. You are aware that she'll never go out with you now?"

"It's not my fault she's such a stubborn bi- girl! I meant girl!"

"James, dammit, grow up! Stop being the ignorant prat you're being!" Alex glared at him and ran to the Gryffindor tower.

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