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Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Fueled By Satan!

CHAPTER 1!

In deep space…

"Oh, they are going to bow bevore the our coolness and they vill be like 'Oh my, those Plutonians are so cool I vish I could be just like him!"

"Um, dude."

"Yes?"

"They're throwing rotten eggs at our ship."

"VHAT??!?!?!"

Play theme song

Meatwad was watching TV, "Oh wow man. Them puppets on there are awesome."

"Hey I'm the TV puppet, and I'm here to profess love happieness and suicide!"

"Yeah man, this is family TV. Lemme get a woot for family TV, w00t w00t!"

"What the HELL is this? Some of us are trying to sleep!" Shake said storming into the room.

"I'm wootin the puppets on the TV, cause they is family TV, and family TV rules the world. I mean, have you seen Disney? Disney is family TV and Disney rules the world man. They have infested man, it started off as Disneyland, then it grew into Disneyworld, now its spreadin across the rest of the world, because it's a world too. And that world, is just kickin our worlds butt, and"

"I DO NOT CARE! What the real thing is, is your sitting, in MY chair, and you know what happens when you sit in MY chair right?"

"No. What?"

Zoom back to Shake aiming a flaming arrow, "Shit blows up." He shoots the arrow which blows up when it hits the chair.

"Well that didn't do squat, hell if that's all you do I'm sittin in your chair more often."

Shake came out and started a chainsaw, "Oh yea well lets see how you like this."

Frylock came into the room, "I don't think you want to do that Shake."

"Oh really, and you know what? I think I do want to do it Frylock, and since I'm the one with the chainsaw, I think whatever I think is what everyone else thinks too! Because if the don't, they get a chainsaw in their FACE!"

"Well I'm pretty sure you don't, because if you do you won't get this present I got you."

Shake dropped the saw, "Present? Give me the present Frylock, I need the present if I don't get it I might die."

"Hey, why you givin him a present Frylock? He's a jackbutt!"

"Well Meatwad I'm giving him a present because he stopped making long distance calls to Brazil, sufficiently lowering our phone bill. And I am giving him this present to reward his actions."

"Well no duh Frylock! I mean, I am a responsible person I've always said that. But you are always so busy looking at things like, the phone bill, and doing things like, curing cancer, to notice. Ya know, I think I deserve two presents actually, no te, no… all the presents! HOWEVER, since I am such a generous AND responsible person I will settle for one, BUT YOU OWE ME!"

"Just open the damn present Shake."

Shake tore open the paper, "Woohoo present for me and not for Meatwad, lalalalalala- what the hell is this?"

"It's a phone card! It gives you minutes that you pay for! You can use those minutes to call anywhere! Isn't that great? You can call Brazil now!"

"Um, thanks, for nothing." Shake said throwing it on the ground, where it exploded. "You saw for yourself I no longer need to use the phone! Now get me a better present."

Suddenly the three heard their neighbor Carl from all the way over at his house.

"ONE FRIGGIN' THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! I DON'T EVEN CALL BRAZIL!"

ending theme song

r&r, or I'll cut you! More to come.