okay, so far, i havent gotten any death-threats. This fic was originally meant for this purpose. I do proofread most of my works, but most of the time it is not needed. Please stop Telling me I could be a good author if I were to proofread it. I hate constructive Critism. If there is a mistake in any of my FicTiOn, it is because i put it there.Please, please, PLEASE, leave death-threats. they are the apple of my eye, the fruit of my womb, my life blood, so...please, please, Review!
#snorts and rolls eyes#
"As if i CARE what YOU think...."
#blinks#
"Umm...Right! Back to Bob!"
Also, Alea, if you truly liked that first chapter, i commend you. more of those totally trivial and twisted plot bunnies will turn up at any time in my fiction. If you would like a hint of what is to come, this fic will be Harry/Bob. )But its not beastiality!(sorry
(the real story)
Harry potter was Perfectly-Normal thank you very much. At least, that is, compared with the rest of his family.For someone that presumed themselves to be quite normal, Vernon Dursley could turn so many colores of puce, and Petunia Dursley looked alarmingly like a giraffe. They had a son, but he was not mentioned much, and the Dursleys quite ignored him as much as they could. He dressed in all black, and got very good grades, and was quite intelligent. However, he was a self-proclaimed mute.He also emmersed himself in Star Treck-y things. So you see, He was quite odd.Yet, I can see you are confused.Was not Harry supposed to be the abnormal one? The prophesized one? The-Boy-Who-Lived? No. He was not. If only for the fact that the entire wizarding world thought him to be dead. Let me explain...
On a bright, sunny day, that was not in any way an indication of, or an omen of, something terribble, Harry Potter sat in a park. In fact, he was sitting in a puddle where some local bullies had placed him. He was six years old. He sat there, pasty from lack of sunlight, (because he had been punished for some insignificant freaky thing) and wishing he were just, Normal.And although we know that Harry Potter is anything but normal, his magic did not, and it suprresed itself. It did so to such a degree, that in the book of souls, Harry Potter was presumed a Muggle. As it is obviously impossible to do such a thing, The members of the wizarding world, after viewng te book of souls crossing out the name of Harry Potter from its folds, greived for The-Boy-Who-Died. They then went about thier business.It is on this day as well, that Harry met Bob. The snake.