Title: Simply Irresistible
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Season: Season Seven
Summary: Jack finds a certain blonde simply irresistible.
Disclaimer: Okay I don't own Stargate SG-1 or anything to do with it's universe, you know that and I know that so lets not bring it up. I also own no rights to Robert Palmer's music or Simply Irresistible. I do own the plot and all of the original characters in it.
Author's Note: Random fluff, I hope you enjoy it.
Jack O'Neill sat behind his desk and yawned, he'd been doing nothing but paperwork for the past three hours, and he hadn't even had anyone come to visit him. Suddenly his computer chimed and he glanced at the screen. One New Message
Anything is better than what I'm doing now, Jack thought as he opened the e-mail.
To: Gen. J. O'Neill
From: Rock Boy
Here are the pictures I took from last week.
Jack scrolled through the e-mail looking at the pictures Daniel had sent him. Last weekend he and SG-1 had celebrated Teal'c's birthday at Jack's house with a barbeque. He looked through the photos until one caught his eye, it was a candid of Sam, she sat on the porch, laughing and blushing slightly. Jack grinned at the photo and hummed to himself as he finished the rest of the pictures.
"How can it be permissible?" Jack murmured as he wrote a thank you to Daniel, "She compromises my principals, yeah yeah…"
Jack sent his thanks and went back to Sam's picture as he began to murmur louder, "That kind of love is mythical – She's anything but typical…"
Jack realized that he was singing and grinned as he began to get into the song, "She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force, you're obliged to conform when there's no other course…"
Jack popped out of his chair, while he continued singing to his computer screen, "She used to look good to me but now I find her simply irresistible, simply irresistible."
Jack spun around before he continued, getting even louder, "Her loving is so powerful, huh…it's simply unavoidable. The trend is irreversible, the woman is invincible!"
"She's a natural law, and she leaves me in awe. She deserves the applause, I surrender because she used to look good to me but now I find her…"
Jack grabbed his nameplate and used it as a microphone, "Simply irresistible! Simply irresistible!"
Jack shook his hips and danced around his desk as he continued to sing.
"Simply irresistible, she's all mine, there's no other way to go…simply irresistible!" Jack finished the song and opened his eyes to find Major Walter Davis standing in the doorway.
"I knocked sir." Walter announced after several strained moments.
Jack stood up straight, replaced his nameplate, tugged on his BDUs and said flatly, "I was in the middle of something."
"I know that sir." Walter answered, "Sorry to have interrupted."
Jack gave the major a curt nod.
"I was just going to tell you that Major Davis is on the phone." Walter said.
"Thank you Walter." Jack nodded and Walter nodded back before turning on his heels and leaving the room, thinking to himself, Great, that song is going to be stuck in my head.
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