First of all.. This randomness came from reading Ykarzel's story "Wigglish Jello and Nose Thrusting Pocky", listening to the song "Cats on Mars" (I'm on a Cowboy Bebop hype), and talking to a friend on IM about pocky. This ones for all the people who have ever heard the song, and have literally imagined cats on Mars.
italics-Yami's thought
Cats on Mars
Yuugi nearly fell over laughing in his seat as he listened to his new Cowboy Bebop OST.
"Cats with little space suits on floating around on Mars!" he exclaimed. Yami, who just so happened to walk by at that moment fell flat on his face and gave Yuugi a strange look.
"What?" he asked, Yuugi was holding his sides he was laughing so hard.
"This song! It's called Cats on Mars! It makes me imagine cats in little space suits on floating around on Mars!" Yami sweatdropped and walked in there with his light.
"Cats.. Floating?" he asked again, Yuugi's grinned and looked up at him.
"Yeah! Ya know, they're all floating around doing stuff! And they're all in these little space suits that fit them and have little round helmets on their heads!" The spirit patted his light's head and sighed.
"You have lost it, aibou," he said, Yuugi sat up and picked up a box of chocolate pocky, "Oh, so it's the sugar talking."
"Noooo!" Yuugi shook his head rapidly, "It's just the thought of little cats on Mars!" Yami couldn't help but sweatdrop, a clueless look still on his face. The smaller one sighed and put his CD on the song again and had it where it would repeat that one.
"Try to image it, Yami!" Yami sighed and tried to, and somehow managed to.
Little cats inside white cat-shaped space suits and round helmets on their heads floated around on the surface of the red planet. Some were walking straight up in the air, others upside down, and some every other direction you could think of. A few cats couldn't master it, and were spinning around in circles, trying to go somewhere. One cat was running around a ball of yarn like a planet, trying to catch the spinnining loose end of the ball.
Yami snickered and began laughing, making Yuugi giggle as he finished off a stick of pocky.
"See? I told you it was funny!" he exclaimed, Yami answered through his laughing somehow.
"Yes, the cats are floating on Mars!"
Short, random, but funny (I hope). I had to write it, the idea came spontaneousely, so that's why it's so short... Just remember, if you ever happen to get a chance to listen to the song "Cats on Mars", please do! You'll get a laugh out of the image you'll get! Please review!