A/N: Er, it's entirely possible that my dislike of Draco is speaking through the hat. Here. Okay, it's quite likely in fact.

Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, I promise. I'm not sure I mind either.

What the Hat Told You

Malfoy, Draco

By Seereth

I wonder that they even bother sending you up anymore, said the hat irritably. I mean, we know where you all end up.

I wonder, Draco sneered, that they still use such a ratty, tired old thing. But I suppose you've some sentimental value to them. Merlin knows why.

The hat had the audacity to chuckle. Your father, it said, was much better at that than you are.

Shut-up, you insolent, moth-eaten, mangy-

Malfoys, sighed the hat. They never seem to get any better.

Just place me already, you stupid-

They just get stupider… And more impatient, it seems. SLYTHERIN!