A/N: This is, of course, entirely speculation on my part as we don't know where Hestia fits. With a name like Hestia, I expect she might've gone in Hufflepuff, but I thought I'd try my hand at this scenario.
Disclaimer: Alas, still not mine.
What the Hat Told You
Jones, Hestia
By Seereth
If you put me in Slytherin, Hesita said, I'll rip you apart with my bare hands.
The hat resettled itself on her head before answering. Well, that eliminates one option anyway. And somehow I doubt you'll care for Ravenclaw.
I wouldn't, she agreed. But I don't want Hufflepuff very much either.
A lazy one…It said. Quite a few of you this year.
Oh. Really? I hadn't…noticed, she said.
Of course not. You're not the Sorting Hat.
She made an annoyed sound. So hurry up and sort then.
You're making this, the hat informed her, almost too easy.
Really?
Yes. GRYFFINDOR!