A/N: I think Lea or Rosie requested James. Maybe both of them. Here he is after many, many months.
Disclaimer: Still not mine. Still not making any money off of them. Beginning to suspect this is a waste of time.
What the Hat Told You
Potter, James
By Seereth
Hallo! James tells the Hat brightly, confidently.
Yes, says the Hat. To you too.
James swings his foot out and back so it hits the rungs of the stool. Well? he asks.
Thud. Thud. Thud.
Stop that, the Hat says. I don't envy your teachers, boy.
James smiles in a way that says he does.
I would appreciate some variation in these dynasties, the Hat adds sourly. It shuffles on his head. Very well. I think you will hate Slytherin too much and be baffled in Hufflepuff. Ravenclaw will destroy you. So, GRYFFINDOR!