Chapter 5

Are you serious??!?

I do not and I repeat I do not own Potc or any of the characters other then Alanna and her family!

Things in Italics are peoples thoughts

As Jack and Alanna began their night chatting and talking Jack was thinking about how he was to propose to her without having to sound all emotional and to act like a eunuch. "What do you think Jack"? Hmm.. "What pet I'm sorry I wasn't listening"? Alanna stared curiously at jack but continued.

"Have you been coming up with what you have been wanting to do in Spain"? All of a sudden Jack got really nervous and began sweating. "Doesn't it seem hot to you"? He asked while he began wiping his forehead. Staring at her in the candle light. "Bloody ell what the ell is going on"? "I love this woman and yet I'm acting like such a eunuch around her". "I'm not suppose to be nervous, I'm suppose to be happy"

"Jack are you alright you really don't look good"?, concern sketched across her face. "I'm worried maybe we should go take a walk so you can get some fresh air and relax"? "Yes, that sounds like a good idea". As they began walking the mariachi band began to walk behind them. "No"!, Jack whispered, "you guys stay".

"We'll be back later comprende"? He said looking at them desperately to understand. "Oh si, si, we understand", with a look of knowing in there eyes. Alanna continued staring. "What the hell is he doing" ?"Has he finally gone mental"? Alanna seemed to be questioning his sanity for the while that she had known jack he was quite a strange character but he was so free and open to her that she thought him to be unique and different from everyone else that she loved him for just being himself. Jack turned around to look at Alanna and saw her staring at him with a small smile on her face that could even stop the most perverse man aka. Jack feel warmth and love and not to feel an impure thought cross his mind not even for a second. They began walking down the beach slowly.

Silence followed and they didn't seem to be able to talk at all. Jack never liked the silence so he decided to break it. "Alanna"? "Hmm.. Yes jack what is it"? "How long have we known each other"? "For even Jack didn't remember how long it was cause it felt like an eternity". "We've known each other for half a year Jack why do you ask"? "Remember those dreams that we had when we arrived in Spain"?

"Yes, I remember we both wanted to become captains of our owns ships and sail the world". "Well why don't we do that"? Alanna stared on with shock written all over her face. She knew that Jack didn't want to stay with her forever. She knew that he held a rebellious streak that could never be broken. At that very moment Alanna felt her heart break.

"What I meant Alanna", as he saw tears coming to her eyes thinking that she knew what he was talking about and was upset at him ,"what if we were travel the world together"? Alanna was totally taken back by what he was asking of her. She thought that he wanted to leave her but he actually wanted for them to sail together.

"What else I as well wanted to talk to you about is that"......and he hesitated. "No I cannot be getting cold feet, common Jack just tell her she's waiting for you to pop the question, Wait I know!!! All of a sudden Jack began running, Alanna just continue staring at while thinking, "Oh my god, I am in love with a crazy person what the hell is he doing" "Oh no he's leaving me, I was pushing him too hard.

Jack turned around and could see Alanna with a look of complete confusion on her face. "Alanna Chapman"! he screamed. "Yes Jack", she screamed back as she began walking right towards him. "No stay there"!!! "What? Why?" "Just listen please woman"!! "Oh alright you imbecile what is it"! "I love you" , Jack whispered.

"What I'm sorry Jack I couldn't hear you could you please speak up". ........... "I love you , you crazy woman and I want to marry you!!!!! "What?!? Who are you calling crazy, you stupid blighter".

"Oh common woman please say you heard me say what I think that I just said?". And all of a sudden every thing was quiet. "Wait".........she said hesitantly , "did you say what I think you just said?".

"Yes god woman are you deaf or something". Staring straight at Alanna you could see tears in pouring down her face. She began to run towards Jack with all of her might.

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