Everyones in the Kiaba living room watching The Ring for fear of the evil staff of Jay

J-the girl is climbling out of the well shes getting closer and closer shes staring at me shes coming out of the tv...*screams*

Joey-*runs and turns off the tv*

J-what the freak was that for!?

Yamiyugi-*running in cicles* MY EARS ARE BLEEDING MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!

J-oh. heheh

Bakura-you know ive never noticed but with longer hair a few years younger and an old dress Jay would look like that girl from the movie.

Joey-yeah bakura you're right......creepy

Yugi-*backs away even more from Jay*

J-well im bored i know what ill do ill bake something!

Joey-i never even got to taste that selfeating pie you made it ate itself before i could.

J-how about if i make cookies?

Tristan- i dont think anything can go wrong with cookies

J-then cookies it is!

J-*now in kitchen*alright how to make cookies its just like pie except i doesnt eat itself or grow limbs....ill just have to guess on this one *takes random things and starts working*

Bakura-now that shes gone maybe we can continue the movie.

the rest-*agree*

~meanwhile somewhere in the mansion evil laughter is heard~

shadowy figure thingy-try as you might to escape but you will never get away MUAHAHAHAHAHA*hack*choke*cough*i need a cough drop.

~the movie ends ~

Tea-i seen no friendship in that movie

Mai-that little girl was just-

Joey-creepy? disturbing? evil?

Mai-needing a manicure.

Joey-*anime fall*[you thought i wouldnt know but i did I DID!]

*Jay walks in with a tray of normal looking cookies*

J-Tada the cookies are now done!

*Tristan and Joey scarf them down*

Y.M.-you do realize these cookies have been created by a a girl who bakes self eating pies

Joey and Tristan-O.O!*spit the cookies out*

J-that was mean*looks sad*

Tea-yeah who knows how hard she worked on those!

J-*thinking about whether to hit Tea with the staff or not while putting on the sad act*

V.M.-now look you've made my threatening little master sad.*thinking that came out wrong*

Joey and Tristan-*look ashamed*sorry.



*But not before they start turning different colors and gain stripes*

Yamiyugi-what the heck are those things!?

Y.M.-*pokes one of the cookies it starts to grow on his arm*

Y.M.-GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!

Bakura-*takes a fork and pokes another cookie with it *

Cookie-WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT FOR YOU DIDNT HAVE TO POKE ME SO HARD YOU KNOW THATS IT COME ON GUYS WE'RE LEAVING!*all cookies stop activities and roll away into the sunset*

J-bye thank you for coming!

*turns around to find the all of the cast and V.M. passed out*

J-i dont cook that horribly

J-ummm THE END! ^_______^