Chapter 7

Wedding from hell

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She was untainted and Jack could not believe as guilt ebbed at him as to how this beautiful woman would want to marry a scoundrel like this. As Jack stood their bare feet in the sand he began to have second thoughts.

" I am going to be with this woman ferever and what if somethin happens and we stop lovin one another", said Jack as he started to panic, "what if she finds someone else who will give her everythin".

"I mean she's a woman, I'm more then positive that she will want children". "I mean look at me I'm not exactly father material, if ye ask me I could probably be the worst.....and his mind shut down totally when he saw her walking towards him".

"As he stared at her only one thing came to his head, "Bloody Ell I'm luckiest man in the world and this goddess in front of me is all mine".

"No man in his right mind is even going to think about looking at my wife hmmm...I like the sound of that my wife".

"Oh Christ I'm whipped"!!!

"Great I might as well get up and announce to the whole bloody world that I'm a eunuch for the way that I'm acting", he said sarcastically.

"Oh boy this woman is gonna be the death of me", he said sarcastically as she walked closer and closer up to him. "But it's worth it".

"Oh bloody ell", Jack said looking at his mother who was crying at the beautiful moment. "Me mum's crying and I'm getting cowardly, oh god please don't start sobbing," Jack started as he began pleading to God but no such luck. Jack's mother began sobbing and hyperventilating.

Jack tried to ignore his mother while she was blowing her nose but it was really starting to annoy him. He finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"Muther nobody has died yet so could ye please lower yer crying to a minimum", Jack asked pleading. "I'm sorry dear, it's just that this is so beautiful and I never thought you would get married", she began as she was dabbing her tears away.

"I always thought that you would never get such a wonderful girl and that you would end up being pathetic and alone..... she said as she murmured to herself.

"Why thank you muther, Jack started sarcastically, it's nice to know how you really felt about me". "It was only in your best interest", said Agatha as she tried to look as innocent as possible at the moment.

"Oh forget this", said Jack as he rushed down and took Alanna's hand and rushed them down to the priest who was looking amused at the moment. "Doesn't she look so lovely Maria", said Ella as she started proudly at how Alanna looked.

"If her parents knew she was marrying a pirate and becoming one herself I seriously believe that they would disown her", shock evident across her face. As she remembered arriving in Spain with Alanna telling her that she was getting married and with Maria fainting when she saw Jack.

Jack still believes that it was his good looks that swept her off her feet but Alanna knew other wise. "Trust me Maria, what they don't know won't hurt them", she said knowingly.

"I believe you Ella I really do but I can't help but worry that she's giving her life away to a pirate", she said with concern in her voice. "Ah but you forget one thing, she said with that knowing look on her face, she never truly had a life until she met Jack. "So if she's happy then I'm happy". "Oh my goodness... "What's wrong Ella"? "Look at poor Mrs. Sparrow, she said pointing out, she must be really happy or really sad to see her son leaving". "I think it's the first one Ella, I really think it is".

"To tell you the truth I really don't blame her", whispered Maria as she giggled. "Wait where is Jack going"? asked Maria as she began to panic thinking that Jack was escaping and that he changed his mind about marrying.

"Don't you worry about a thing Maria, said Ella turning around in her seat, he's just too excited and Alanna's walking to slow for him to make to the priest". Jack began running the other way down the aisle and before Alanna even discovered what was going on she was being dragged up to the priest that Jack almost pulled her arm out of it's socket. Mrs. Sparrow began crying even more as she saw how Alanna looked in her wedding dress.

"That's my soon to be daughter -in-law", she began giggling. Jack stared at his mother with a look trying to decipher how they were related but it all came back how much of a lunatic he is as well. The Priest couldn't help but continue staring at Agatha. Jack asked the priest to bend over to him for just a minute while Alanna looked at him as if he was crazy. "Me mother's a bit sick in the 'ead", he said while he began rolling his eyes and shooting glances at his mother with a look of sympathy.

"This moment is the only reason as to why I was born so I could get married and give that woman grandchildren but as you could see she's crazy. The priest murmured under his breath, "I don't think she's the only one".

Jack gave the priest a dirty look while his right eye began twitching promising him a horrible death of walking the plank once he gets a ship. The priest only rolled his eyes up towards the heavens remembering what is said that everyone is made in the likeness of God and he couldn't see what likeness this man and God had in common but this is what he had chosen.

"Ummm... father could we please begin"?, Alanna asked with uncertainty in her voice. "Of coarse my child if this is what you wish?", as he emphasized on this.

"Yes it is father", she said grinning. The priest began speaking, "We are gathered here to witness this man and this woman in holy matrimony"....... "Oh dear God please save her soul", as he looked on with disgust at Jack every few minutes. Jack just glared back just waiting to choke him to death. "Who the bloody ell is this man", he asked while thinking and staring at his beautiful soon to be wife. "He keeps staring at me as if I'm some bug and I really don't like to be seen as a bug.".

"My god it looks as if he has a rod shoved up his bloody arse". "I swear I thought priest now a days were nice little men who were pansies and eunuchs wrapped up into to one", Jack thought with distaste. "Do you Jack Sparrow take thee Alanna Nora Chapman as your awfully wedded wife in sickness and in health till death do you part?, the priest asked.

"I do", Jack answered back with a large grin spreading across his face. Jack took a small gold ring out of his pocket and slid it on Alanna's finger. Alanna smiled back happily and grabbed Jacks hand. "My god Jacks hands are sweaty", as she held his hand in hers." "I'm just happy that he took off that ring that he was wearing on his ring finger".

"Do you Alanna Chapman take thee Johnathen Christopher Sparrow as your awfully wedded husband through sickness and in health till death do you part?, the priest said as he looked deplorably at her.

"I hope Jacks alright he looks ready to kill someone". "I've never seen him glare at someone like he is doing right now." "I do", Alanna answered back as she grinned back at Jack and slid a gold ring onto his ring finger. Both Alanna and Jack couldn't help but smirk at each other and people who would be passing by would think that they were mental because these people just got married but instead it look like they were making some sort of deal.

"By the powers vested in me I pronounce you husband and wife." "Hmm...You......may..kiss....the.............bride". Jack stared at the priest and began smirking like he just got a large lollypop or he just did something very naughty.

Jack bends over quickly before his wife gets anything to say and begins to kiss the new Mrs. Jack Sparrow. To Jack she was his horizon, all of the silver and gold that he would ever need and he could feel something wet falling down his cheeks.

But he continued kissing and this kiss wasn't at all aggressive or sloppy it was passionate and as they moved away Alanna took Jacks face into her hands and began giggling as she was crying just like jack was crying. "Oh baby", Alanna sighed, "don't cry you never cry".

Jack didn't answer back instead he took her hand and they began running down the beach. Jack picked her up while he was laughing and crying at the same time and he began piggy back ridding her while they both began screaming and laughing at the same time.

Mrs. Sparrow walked up to the priest, "Aren't they the most beautiful newly weds that you had ever seen," she said while she was smiling and tried to stop the tears that began welling up in her eyes.

"Please oh please let me get some grandchildren", as her, Maria, and Ella began walking back to Ella's home. For an after party they were having a fiesta for the new couple.

Jack and Alanna slowed down and Jack held her while they stared at the setting sun. "Do you want to go pet"? Jack asked as he stared out onto the shimmering ocean.

"No, lets just stay forever and forget everyone else", she said as she cuddled deeper into Jacks warm chest. "Are you sure Mrs. Sparrow"? Alanna looked up from Jacks chest and stared into his eyes as her eyes sparkled with warmth.

"Your going to be doing that for a while aren't you"?

"You better believe it lovely". "Alright lets go back , party and get drunk".

"God I love you", Jack said while he wipped away a fake tear. "You are such an arse Jack but that's why I married you"!!, she said while she began mocking the way he walked and acted. "Oh pet you better start running", as Jack starting following her.

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