Flora-I don't own yu gi oh or whatever else we put in this thingy
Jay-does that mean we don't own ourselves?!?!?!?
F-*shakes head and walks away*
J-*slowly disapears because the real Jay by the computer just left the room*
F-*comes back in the room* wow...ALONE AT LAST!!!!
J-*reappears*
F-damnit!
J-want some carrot cake?
F-*makes bunnyrabbit face*
Joey-*appears, because he's hungry* hey Flora *stops.*how did I know your name?
F-*shrugs*Hey, Shina and rei! You're alot like us!!!
Jay- YaY!!!! Yeah come over!!! [e-mail us!!!we need to know more about personalities and stuff!!!]
Joey-Hey wheres the carrot cake??? *searching all around the mansion*
Jay- Hey Flora when did you come back???
Flora-*Shrugs* I dunno...I just got bored...
Jay- well you're stuck here now thanks to the shadowy figure and kaibas lack of good house keeping.
Kaiba- HEY!!HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THERE WERE RABID DUSTBUNNIES!?
Mokuba- She has a point Seto You're not very organized...
Jay- MOKI!!!!!*hugs mokuba*
Flora- over the new episodes we have become Mokuba fangirls...*looks at Mokuba* KAWAII!!!!*also hugs mokuba*
Kaiba-*starts growling* Get away from my little brother...
F&J-*let go of mokuba and back away slowly*
V.M.-*runs in the room screaming,yelling,and cursing* GET THAT !@!$#@%$#$%#%^$^%$^$^%$%^$^%# CHIPMUNK AWAY FROM ME!!!
Jay- Oh Yeah This chapter I want to introduce my invisible talking chipmunk Squeaky!!
Squeaky-*chasing V.M. with Dagger* EEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jay- *Picks up Squeaky and hugs him* SO CUTE!!
Bakura- but you can't see him!
Jay- Squeaky can become invisible when he wants to normally he looks very very cute.
Squeaky-*Changes back to normal* Okay Quick Bio On me...
Joey-AHHH!!!THAT THING CAN TALK!
Squeaky-duh...nimrod...
Full Name: Squeaky Chipmunk.
Fur: He can turn invisible but when he's not he's a soft whiteish color
Eye Color: Chocolate brown
Race: Invisible Talking Chipmunk.
Owner: Jay Bird Grey.
Yami:????
Likes: Killing sprees,Giant dagger he always carries around,Jay, Trying to kill V.M.
Dislikes: Being in a choking hug,V.M.,
Being called a rodent,and people except Jay Hugging Him, and calling him cute.
( FYI peoples,Squeaky is my chipmunk no stealing him you can ask to borrow him though.)
Tristan-Hey look Bakura! she made you into a chipmunk!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jay- Yeah mostly cause bakura would make a much cuter chipmunk than you would...*hugs Bakura*
Bakura-*blushes furiously*
Squeaky- *bears little chipmunk fangs at bakura*
Jay-*Lets go of bakura and Hugs Squeaky* CUTE!!!!!
Flora- I wanna Hug!!!*tries to hug squeaky*
Squeaky-*points dagger at flora*
Flora-*backs away scared*
V.M.-Jay I SWEAR IF YOU DON"T GET RID OF THAT THING I WILL!!!!
Jay- shut it V.M. Squeaky stays plus you can't leave anyways...*hugs squeaky again*
Yamiyugi-That chipmunk is pure evil.
YamiBakura- Pharoah you think everythings evil remember that game of rummy?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flash Back~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura- *matches the rest of the cards discards his last one and wins* I WIN AGAIN!!!!
Yugi-oh well good game right Yami?Yami?
Yami- THESE CARDS ARE EVIL THEREFORE I BANISH THEM TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!!*banishes the cards*
*shadow realm*
Monster- HEY CARDS!!!ANY ONE UP FOR A GAME OF RUMMY!?
Monster#2- I'm in.
*they play*
Monster#2-*loses* !@#!#!%$@$#%$#%$#% CARDS!!!*throws them back*
*in room*
*cards fly out and hit yami in the head*
Yami-!#@#$@%$#%#^$%^$^ THESE ARE FREAKIN EVIL I TELL YOU!!EVIL!!!!!!!!*grabs knife and starts stabbing cards*
Yugi&Bakura-*back away slowly*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jay-My what colorful language you have yami...
YamiMarik-Pfft thats nothing here *hands Jay peice of paper with writing on it*
Jay-*reads the paper* Hey V.M. what does !##@^$^&%*&@^&*$@R%#$%$!#^%@$%^@#^!%#^%@$^&$@&^$@^&$^@$@^&$@^&@$^@&$@^$
&*&^&^&$%@#$@%@&%^$(^&$@%^Q$%@!&@^*#&(*#*(&@~&@&@!#@^$^ mean?
V.M.- *faints*
Jay-*looks at Marik*
Marik-what?
Jay-you're hot so is Yami Bakura and Ryou and Yami and Kaiba...
Marik-*sees where this is going and backs away* no please no...
Jay- O.o "no" what?
Marik- you were about to glomp me...
Jay- I have no idea what glomp means but okay! *Glomps Marik whatever that means*
Squeaky- *picks up dagger and walks towards the passed out V.M.* heheheh
Ryou( I'm calling him that from now on it's easier)*runs away from the glomping Jay tripping over Squeaky*
Squeaky-*loses dagger*EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flora- uh...Jay...I think we need to do something amusing now..
Jay- OKAY! KAREOKE!!!
Yugioh cast-KAREOKE?
Flora and Jay-KAREOKE!!!
Jay-Ryou first theres a special song i want him to sing!!!
*puts in record and shoves Ryou on a stage which magically appeared with a microphone*
Ryou- Oi minna-san....
*music plays and Ryou Sings*
(Weezer-Undone the sweater song)
I'm me
Me be
Goddamn
I am
I can
Sing and
Here me
(Chorus)
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel I'll soon be naked(*Ryou blushes*)
Lying on the floor, I've come undone
Oh no
It go
It gone
Bye-bye
Who I
I think
I sink
and I die
(Chorus is over this part too)
I don't want to destroy your tank-top
Let's be friends and just walk away
Hate you see you lyin' there in your Superman skivvies(*Everyone bursts out laughing*)
Lying on the floor, I've come undone.
Jay-*Clapping* YAH!!!!!BRAVO!!!ENCORE!!!
Flora- Now For Kaiba's song heheheh...*rubs hands together*
Kaiba- Oh damn *tries to run away but appears on the stage with microphone as Ryou walks off*
Ryou- Phew... ^________^
Kaiba- DAMN YOU FLORA AND JAY!!!!!!!!
*music Starts*
(Good Charlotte- Young And Hopeless)
Hard days made me
Hard nights shaped me
I don't know they somehow saved me
And i know im making something out of this life they call nothing
i Take what i want
take what i need
you say it's wrong, but its right for me
I wont look down
Wont say im sorry
I know that only god can judge me
[Chorus]
And if i make it through today
Will tomorrow be the same
Am i just running in place
And if i stumble and i fall
Should i get up and carry on
Will it all just be the same
Cause im young and im hopeless
im lost and i know this
im going nowhere fast thats what they say
im troublesome i've fallen
im angry at my father
its me against this world and i dont care
i dont care
no one in this industry
understands the life i lead(Kaiba-so true..)
when i sing about my past
its not a gimmick, not an act
These critics, and these trust fund kids
try to tell me what punk is(Kaiba-Punk?)
but when i see them on the street they got nothing to say
[Chorus]
And if i make it through today
Will tomorrow be the same
Am i just running in place
And if i stumble and i fall
Should i get up and carry on
Will it all just be the same
Cause im young and im hopeless
im lost and i know this
im going nowhere fast thats what they say
im troublesome i've fallen
im angry at my father( Kaiba-DAMN STRAIT I"M ANGRY AT THAT BASTARD!!!)[stepdad,people,stepdad]
its me agaisnt this world and i dont care
i dont care i dont care...and now i dont care
oooooo ooooo oooooo
im young and im hopeless
im lost and i know this
im going nowhere fast thats what they say
that im troublesome i've fallen
im angry at my father(*Kaiba growls*)
its me agaisnt this world and i dont care
i dont care. i dont care. i dont care.
Kaiba- *walks off angry at Flora and Jay* I WILL GET REVENGE!
Jay-no you won't
Kaiba- *pouts and sticks out his tongue*
YuGiOhcast- Now It's time for the authoresses to sing! *smile evily*
Flora-*pushes Jay on the stage* JAY FIRST!!!!*runs away*
Jay-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
i can't sing...
Kaiba- If I had to do it you do to!!!*throws microphone at Jay*
Jay- AHHHH!!!!*dodges*
Microphone-*somehow starts to fly and hits Jay on the head*
Jay-OW!!!! _!
*Music starts to play*
( Jack Off Jill-Yellow Brick Road)
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas
I have a feeling that you're the bad witch
Where are my red shoes, I have my blue dress
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas!
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick road?
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick road?
Where is the lion, he's half undressed
He's always crying, his hair is a mess
Where is the monkey to tear me apart,
Where is the tin man, as I rip out his heart?!
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick road?
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick road?
There's no place like home, people often say
Click my heels one more time and there's no place like home
There's no place like home, people often say
Click my heels one more time and there's no place like home
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick road?
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick, my yellow brick road?
*song ends*
Microphone- *flies across room and hits flora in the head*
Jay- ^_____________^
Ryou- that was quite disturbing....
Jay- ^______________________________________________________^
V.M.- STOP COMPLIMENTING HER!!!!!!
Flora-*walking on stage* here goes nothin'
*music starts*
(The Beatles- Rich man)
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? *Flora is staring right at Seto*
Now that you know who you are, what do you want to be?
And have you traveled very far? far as the eye can see
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
How often have you been there? often enough to know
What did you see when you were there? nothing that doesn't show
Baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, too *Flora grins really big*
You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo, what a thing to do!
Baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, too
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
Tuned to a natural E, happy to be that way
Now that you've found another key, what are you going to play?
*Flora sings at top of voice*Baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, too
You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo, what a thing to do!
(Baby!) baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, baby you're a
rich man, too (ohh!)
Baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man (baby, baby!), baby you're
a rich man, too (whoa, oh!)
Baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man...
(fade out)
*some applause, Seto standing there with mouth open*
Microphone-stuned
Jay-hey! No stunning the microphone!!
Microphone-*wakes up, and flies across room, hitting Yugi this time*
Yami-HOW DARE YOU HIT MY ABIOU!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi-*blushes* shut up.
*Music starts*
(ALL American Rejects- Swing,Swing)
Days swiftly come and go.
I'm dreaming of her
She's seeing other guys*glances swiftly from Tea to Yami Yugi*
Emotions they stir
The sun is gone.
The nights are long
And I am left while the tears fall.
Did you think that I would cry,
on the phone?
Do you know what it feels like,
being alone?
I'll find someone new
[Chorus]
Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again.
Wish cast into the sky
I'm moving on
Sweet beginnings do arise
She knows I was wrong
The notes are old,
They bend, they fold
and so do I to a new love.
Did you think that I would cry,
on the phone?
Do you know what it feels like,
being alone?
I'll find someone new
Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again
Bury me
(you thought your problems were gone)
Carry me
(away. away, away...)
[Chorus fades till end]
Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again
Jay-*humming the tune* that song is way to catchy for it's own good.
Flora-*looking at Yugi then his Yami, then Tea* Should I be making some sorts of connection here?
Jay- I dunno *clueless*
Microphone-*looks at Marik and grins evilly*
Marik-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*runs away but appears on stage with microphone a second later*
*music starts*
(System Of A Down- DDevil)
Plagiarized existence exist,
Among the writers of the word,*smug look from Flora and Jay*
Shake your spear at Shakespeare,*Laughing and snickering heard from FLora*
Shake your spear at Shakespeare,
Loud and noisy,
Strong refrigerators,*everyone starts laughing*
Gaining independence,
Gaining independence,
Stupid people do stupid things,*everyone looks at Jay "What?"*
Smart people outsmart each other,*meaningful glances at Yugi and Seto*
Then themselves, then themselves,
Then themselves, then themselves,*Yugi points at Seto "HA!" Jay is trying to look at herself with out mirror*
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,*Jay- Marik takes photography???*
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely *YamiMarik-you got that right!*
My blue moon rivets in exits,
Forewarned customary spirits,
By myself, by myself,
By myself, by myself,
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely,
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely
*Marik walks off stage feeling strangely okay*
Flora- HEY!!! Mariks looks strangely okay!!!!
Squeaky-*sneaking up on V.M.*
Jay- I think I need a hug...*sees squeaky and hugs him*
Yugi- Bakura's turn!!!!!
Bakura(yes the Yami)- WHAT!?
Microphone-*lunges at bakuras head*
Bakura- AAAAHHHH!!!!
*Bakura suddenly appears on stage with microphone in hand*
Flora-*glares at Jay*
Jay- I couldn't hurt the hotness!!!!
*music starts*
( Foo Fighters- Generator)
Bakura-*heavy Sigh*
Lately I'm getting better
Wish I could stay sick with you
But there's too many egos left to bruise
Call it sin, you can call it whatever
Eating deep inside of you *Ryou gulps*
Well if it were me, it's all I'd ever do
Steal me now and forever
I'll steal something good for you
The criminal in me is no one new *Bakura shows wicked smile*
Till you find something better
When there's nothing left to use
And everything starts going down on you
I'm the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it's on
Yeah can't you hear my motored heart
You're the one that started it
Send me out on a tether
Swing it round, I'll spin your noose
You let it down I'll hang around with you
Till you find someone better
When there's no one left to use
And everyone keeps going down
I'm the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it's on
Yeah can't you hear my motored heart
You're the one that started it
I'm the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it's on
Yeah can't you hear my motored heart
You're the one that started it
I'm the Generator I'm the Generator I'm the Generator
I'm the Generator I'm the Generator I'm the Generator
Yeah can't you hear my motored heart
You're the one that started it
Jay-YEAH!!!!!!GO 'KURA!!!!
Flora- *pulls Jay down* quiet Jay...
Bakura-*smirks*
Jay- It's Tea's turn...
Flora- unfortunatley yes...
Tea- YAY!!!!!!!! *runs up to stage* ^________^
Microphone- *hits her anyways*
Tea- ______^!
Jay- due to Tea's sudden injury her preformance is cancelled!
Tea- but im fi-
Flora- so sorry Tea...well actually not!
Jay- now for Yami!
Malik-*smirks at the pharaoh about to sing*
Yami-uh.....
Flora- this should be good...
*yami appears on stage*
*music starts*
(3 Doors Down- Kryptonite)
I took a walk around the world toease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewherein the sands of time
I watched the world float to the darkside of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can doyeah
I watched the world float to the darkside of the moon
After all I knew it had to be somethingto do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end
(Chorus:)
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
with mysuperhuman might
Kryptonite
You called me strong, you called me weakbut still your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times Inever let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head ifnot for me then you'd be dead
I picked you up and put youback on solid ground
If I go crazy then
will you still call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
If I go crazy then
will you still call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
If I go crazy then
will you still call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
with my superhuman might
Kryptonite ...
Marik-*scowls*
Jay- boo.
Flora-NO FAIR HE CAN SING!!!
Yami- ^_______^
Jay-*waves hand* I wanna go again!!!!!
Flora- okay as long as the song isn't as disturbing as the last one...
Yugi- I will never look at The Wizard of Oz the same again...
Jay- YAY!!!!!!!!!
*Music starts*
(Jack Off Jill- Horrible)
I can't exist any more, 'til I destroy you
I'm hating everyone, don't know what to do
Ingesting flesh and bone
Makes me a cannibal
Or am I criminal?
I feel so horrible
HORRIBLE! Horrible, horrible...
Sucking on colorforms, becoming see-through
Still hating everyone, as I digest you
I do not feel wrong
Am I incurable?
Or am I criminal?
I'm so damn horrible
HORRIBLE! Horrible, horrible...
I will ingest you, so to protect you, then they can't take you away from me!
I will ingest you, so I can protect you, then they can't take you away from me!
Fade into yesterday, searching for my youth,
Try to detest it all, searching for the truth
Self-centered devil-spawn
This makes me durable
Or am I criminal?
I feel so horrible
HORRIBLE! Horrible, horrible...
Horrible, horrible, horrible...
AH!
Jay- ^_________________________________________^
Squeaky- ^_______^
Flora- Jay I said no disturbing songs...
Y.M., Bakura, Marik- YEAH!!!!! *whistle clap,and junk*
Jay- it wasn't disturbing i liked it!
Flora-*mentally slaps herself*
Jay- *looks around and sees V.M.*HEY V.M.! hug Squeaky!
V.M.- 0.0.... NO!!!!!!
Squeaky-*makes cute chipmunk face*
Jay- Aaaawwwww!!!!!!*hugs*
Squeaky- ^_________________________________________________________^
THE END...ALMOST....SORTOF....KINDA...
T.B.C.!!!!!!!!(better!)
Jay-does that mean we don't own ourselves?!?!?!?
F-*shakes head and walks away*
J-*slowly disapears because the real Jay by the computer just left the room*
F-*comes back in the room* wow...ALONE AT LAST!!!!
J-*reappears*
F-damnit!
J-want some carrot cake?
F-*makes bunnyrabbit face*
Joey-*appears, because he's hungry* hey Flora *stops.*how did I know your name?
F-*shrugs*Hey, Shina and rei! You're alot like us!!!
Jay- YaY!!!! Yeah come over!!! [e-mail us!!!we need to know more about personalities and stuff!!!]
Joey-Hey wheres the carrot cake??? *searching all around the mansion*
Jay- Hey Flora when did you come back???
Flora-*Shrugs* I dunno...I just got bored...
Jay- well you're stuck here now thanks to the shadowy figure and kaibas lack of good house keeping.
Kaiba- HEY!!HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THERE WERE RABID DUSTBUNNIES!?
Mokuba- She has a point Seto You're not very organized...
Jay- MOKI!!!!!*hugs mokuba*
Flora- over the new episodes we have become Mokuba fangirls...*looks at Mokuba* KAWAII!!!!*also hugs mokuba*
Kaiba-*starts growling* Get away from my little brother...
F&J-*let go of mokuba and back away slowly*
V.M.-*runs in the room screaming,yelling,and cursing* GET THAT !@!$#@%$#$%#%^$^%$^$^%$%^$^%# CHIPMUNK AWAY FROM ME!!!
Jay- Oh Yeah This chapter I want to introduce my invisible talking chipmunk Squeaky!!
Squeaky-*chasing V.M. with Dagger* EEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jay- *Picks up Squeaky and hugs him* SO CUTE!!
Bakura- but you can't see him!
Jay- Squeaky can become invisible when he wants to normally he looks very very cute.
Squeaky-*Changes back to normal* Okay Quick Bio On me...
Joey-AHHH!!!THAT THING CAN TALK!
Squeaky-duh...nimrod...
Full Name: Squeaky Chipmunk.
Fur: He can turn invisible but when he's not he's a soft whiteish color
Eye Color: Chocolate brown
Race: Invisible Talking Chipmunk.
Owner: Jay Bird Grey.
Yami:????
Likes: Killing sprees,Giant dagger he always carries around,Jay, Trying to kill V.M.
Dislikes: Being in a choking hug,V.M.,
Being called a rodent,and people except Jay Hugging Him, and calling him cute.
( FYI peoples,Squeaky is my chipmunk no stealing him you can ask to borrow him though.)
Tristan-Hey look Bakura! she made you into a chipmunk!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jay- Yeah mostly cause bakura would make a much cuter chipmunk than you would...*hugs Bakura*
Bakura-*blushes furiously*
Squeaky- *bears little chipmunk fangs at bakura*
Jay-*Lets go of bakura and Hugs Squeaky* CUTE!!!!!
Flora- I wanna Hug!!!*tries to hug squeaky*
Squeaky-*points dagger at flora*
Flora-*backs away scared*
V.M.-Jay I SWEAR IF YOU DON"T GET RID OF THAT THING I WILL!!!!
Jay- shut it V.M. Squeaky stays plus you can't leave anyways...*hugs squeaky again*
Yamiyugi-That chipmunk is pure evil.
YamiBakura- Pharoah you think everythings evil remember that game of rummy?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flash Back~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bakura- *matches the rest of the cards discards his last one and wins* I WIN AGAIN!!!!
Yugi-oh well good game right Yami?Yami?
Yami- THESE CARDS ARE EVIL THEREFORE I BANISH THEM TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!!*banishes the cards*
*shadow realm*
Monster- HEY CARDS!!!ANY ONE UP FOR A GAME OF RUMMY!?
Monster#2- I'm in.
*they play*
Monster#2-*loses* !@#!#!%$@$#%$#%$#% CARDS!!!*throws them back*
*in room*
*cards fly out and hit yami in the head*
Yami-!#@#$@%$#%#^$%^$^ THESE ARE FREAKIN EVIL I TELL YOU!!EVIL!!!!!!!!*grabs knife and starts stabbing cards*
Yugi&Bakura-*back away slowly*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jay-My what colorful language you have yami...
YamiMarik-Pfft thats nothing here *hands Jay peice of paper with writing on it*
Jay-*reads the paper* Hey V.M. what does !##@^$^&%*&@^&*$@R%#$%$!#^%@$%^@#^!%#^%@$^&$@&^$@^&$^@$@^&$@^&@$^@&$@^$
&*&^&^&$%@#$@%@&%^$(^&$@%^Q$%@!&@^*#&(*#*(&@~&@&@!#@^$^ mean?
V.M.- *faints*
Jay-*looks at Marik*
Marik-what?
Jay-you're hot so is Yami Bakura and Ryou and Yami and Kaiba...
Marik-*sees where this is going and backs away* no please no...
Jay- O.o "no" what?
Marik- you were about to glomp me...
Jay- I have no idea what glomp means but okay! *Glomps Marik whatever that means*
Squeaky- *picks up dagger and walks towards the passed out V.M.* heheheh
Ryou( I'm calling him that from now on it's easier)*runs away from the glomping Jay tripping over Squeaky*
Squeaky-*loses dagger*EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flora- uh...Jay...I think we need to do something amusing now..
Jay- OKAY! KAREOKE!!!
Yugioh cast-KAREOKE?
Flora and Jay-KAREOKE!!!
Jay-Ryou first theres a special song i want him to sing!!!
*puts in record and shoves Ryou on a stage which magically appeared with a microphone*
Ryou- Oi minna-san....
*music plays and Ryou Sings*
(Weezer-Undone the sweater song)
I'm me
Me be
Goddamn
I am
I can
Sing and
Here me
(Chorus)
If you want to destroy my sweater
Hold this thread as I walk away
Watch me unravel I'll soon be naked(*Ryou blushes*)
Lying on the floor, I've come undone
Oh no
It go
It gone
Bye-bye
Who I
I think
I sink
and I die
(Chorus is over this part too)
I don't want to destroy your tank-top
Let's be friends and just walk away
Hate you see you lyin' there in your Superman skivvies(*Everyone bursts out laughing*)
Lying on the floor, I've come undone.
Jay-*Clapping* YAH!!!!!BRAVO!!!ENCORE!!!
Flora- Now For Kaiba's song heheheh...*rubs hands together*
Kaiba- Oh damn *tries to run away but appears on the stage with microphone as Ryou walks off*
Ryou- Phew... ^________^
Kaiba- DAMN YOU FLORA AND JAY!!!!!!!!
*music Starts*
(Good Charlotte- Young And Hopeless)
Hard days made me
Hard nights shaped me
I don't know they somehow saved me
And i know im making something out of this life they call nothing
i Take what i want
take what i need
you say it's wrong, but its right for me
I wont look down
Wont say im sorry
I know that only god can judge me
[Chorus]
And if i make it through today
Will tomorrow be the same
Am i just running in place
And if i stumble and i fall
Should i get up and carry on
Will it all just be the same
Cause im young and im hopeless
im lost and i know this
im going nowhere fast thats what they say
im troublesome i've fallen
im angry at my father
its me against this world and i dont care
i dont care
no one in this industry
understands the life i lead(Kaiba-so true..)
when i sing about my past
its not a gimmick, not an act
These critics, and these trust fund kids
try to tell me what punk is(Kaiba-Punk?)
but when i see them on the street they got nothing to say
[Chorus]
And if i make it through today
Will tomorrow be the same
Am i just running in place
And if i stumble and i fall
Should i get up and carry on
Will it all just be the same
Cause im young and im hopeless
im lost and i know this
im going nowhere fast thats what they say
im troublesome i've fallen
im angry at my father( Kaiba-DAMN STRAIT I"M ANGRY AT THAT BASTARD!!!)[stepdad,people,stepdad]
its me agaisnt this world and i dont care
i dont care i dont care...and now i dont care
oooooo ooooo oooooo
im young and im hopeless
im lost and i know this
im going nowhere fast thats what they say
that im troublesome i've fallen
im angry at my father(*Kaiba growls*)
its me agaisnt this world and i dont care
i dont care. i dont care. i dont care.
Kaiba- *walks off angry at Flora and Jay* I WILL GET REVENGE!
Jay-no you won't
Kaiba- *pouts and sticks out his tongue*
YuGiOhcast- Now It's time for the authoresses to sing! *smile evily*
Flora-*pushes Jay on the stage* JAY FIRST!!!!*runs away*
Jay-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
i can't sing...
Kaiba- If I had to do it you do to!!!*throws microphone at Jay*
Jay- AHHHH!!!!*dodges*
Microphone-*somehow starts to fly and hits Jay on the head*
Jay-OW!!!! _!
*Music starts to play*
( Jack Off Jill-Yellow Brick Road)
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas
I have a feeling that you're the bad witch
Where are my red shoes, I have my blue dress
I have a feeling we're not in Kansas!
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick road?
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick road?
Where is the lion, he's half undressed
He's always crying, his hair is a mess
Where is the monkey to tear me apart,
Where is the tin man, as I rip out his heart?!
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick road?
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick road?
There's no place like home, people often say
Click my heels one more time and there's no place like home
There's no place like home, people often say
Click my heels one more time and there's no place like home
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick road?
Where's my rainbow, where's my head, where's my yellow brick, my yellow brick road?
*song ends*
Microphone- *flies across room and hits flora in the head*
Jay- ^_____________^
Ryou- that was quite disturbing....
Jay- ^______________________________________________________^
V.M.- STOP COMPLIMENTING HER!!!!!!
Flora-*walking on stage* here goes nothin'
*music starts*
(The Beatles- Rich man)
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? *Flora is staring right at Seto*
Now that you know who you are, what do you want to be?
And have you traveled very far? far as the eye can see
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
How often have you been there? often enough to know
What did you see when you were there? nothing that doesn't show
Baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, too *Flora grins really big*
You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo, what a thing to do!
Baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, too
How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
Tuned to a natural E, happy to be that way
Now that you've found another key, what are you going to play?
*Flora sings at top of voice*Baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, too
You keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo, what a thing to do!
(Baby!) baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, baby you're a
rich man, too (ohh!)
Baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man (baby, baby!), baby you're
a rich man, too (whoa, oh!)
Baby, you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man...
(fade out)
*some applause, Seto standing there with mouth open*
Microphone-stuned
Jay-hey! No stunning the microphone!!
Microphone-*wakes up, and flies across room, hitting Yugi this time*
Yami-HOW DARE YOU HIT MY ABIOU!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi-*blushes* shut up.
*Music starts*
(ALL American Rejects- Swing,Swing)
Days swiftly come and go.
I'm dreaming of her
She's seeing other guys*glances swiftly from Tea to Yami Yugi*
Emotions they stir
The sun is gone.
The nights are long
And I am left while the tears fall.
Did you think that I would cry,
on the phone?
Do you know what it feels like,
being alone?
I'll find someone new
[Chorus]
Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again.
Wish cast into the sky
I'm moving on
Sweet beginnings do arise
She knows I was wrong
The notes are old,
They bend, they fold
and so do I to a new love.
Did you think that I would cry,
on the phone?
Do you know what it feels like,
being alone?
I'll find someone new
Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again
Bury me
(you thought your problems were gone)
Carry me
(away. away, away...)
[Chorus fades till end]
Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again
Jay-*humming the tune* that song is way to catchy for it's own good.
Flora-*looking at Yugi then his Yami, then Tea* Should I be making some sorts of connection here?
Jay- I dunno *clueless*
Microphone-*looks at Marik and grins evilly*
Marik-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*runs away but appears on stage with microphone a second later*
*music starts*
(System Of A Down- DDevil)
Plagiarized existence exist,
Among the writers of the word,*smug look from Flora and Jay*
Shake your spear at Shakespeare,*Laughing and snickering heard from FLora*
Shake your spear at Shakespeare,
Loud and noisy,
Strong refrigerators,*everyone starts laughing*
Gaining independence,
Gaining independence,
Stupid people do stupid things,*everyone looks at Jay "What?"*
Smart people outsmart each other,*meaningful glances at Yugi and Seto*
Then themselves, then themselves,
Then themselves, then themselves,*Yugi points at Seto "HA!" Jay is trying to look at herself with out mirror*
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,*Jay- Marik takes photography???*
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely *YamiMarik-you got that right!*
My blue moon rivets in exits,
Forewarned customary spirits,
By myself, by myself,
By myself, by myself,
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely,
Take me down there,
Photographic relapse,
People feeding frenzy,
The devil is so lovely
*Marik walks off stage feeling strangely okay*
Flora- HEY!!! Mariks looks strangely okay!!!!
Squeaky-*sneaking up on V.M.*
Jay- I think I need a hug...*sees squeaky and hugs him*
Yugi- Bakura's turn!!!!!
Bakura(yes the Yami)- WHAT!?
Microphone-*lunges at bakuras head*
Bakura- AAAAHHHH!!!!
*Bakura suddenly appears on stage with microphone in hand*
Flora-*glares at Jay*
Jay- I couldn't hurt the hotness!!!!
*music starts*
( Foo Fighters- Generator)
Bakura-*heavy Sigh*
Lately I'm getting better
Wish I could stay sick with you
But there's too many egos left to bruise
Call it sin, you can call it whatever
Eating deep inside of you *Ryou gulps*
Well if it were me, it's all I'd ever do
Steal me now and forever
I'll steal something good for you
The criminal in me is no one new *Bakura shows wicked smile*
Till you find something better
When there's nothing left to use
And everything starts going down on you
I'm the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it's on
Yeah can't you hear my motored heart
You're the one that started it
Send me out on a tether
Swing it round, I'll spin your noose
You let it down I'll hang around with you
Till you find someone better
When there's no one left to use
And everyone keeps going down
I'm the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it's on
Yeah can't you hear my motored heart
You're the one that started it
I'm the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it's on
Yeah can't you hear my motored heart
You're the one that started it
I'm the Generator I'm the Generator I'm the Generator
I'm the Generator I'm the Generator I'm the Generator
Yeah can't you hear my motored heart
You're the one that started it
Jay-YEAH!!!!!!GO 'KURA!!!!
Flora- *pulls Jay down* quiet Jay...
Bakura-*smirks*
Jay- It's Tea's turn...
Flora- unfortunatley yes...
Tea- YAY!!!!!!!! *runs up to stage* ^________^
Microphone- *hits her anyways*
Tea- ______^!
Jay- due to Tea's sudden injury her preformance is cancelled!
Tea- but im fi-
Flora- so sorry Tea...well actually not!
Jay- now for Yami!
Malik-*smirks at the pharaoh about to sing*
Yami-uh.....
Flora- this should be good...
*yami appears on stage*
*music starts*
(3 Doors Down- Kryptonite)
I took a walk around the world toease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewherein the sands of time
I watched the world float to the darkside of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can doyeah
I watched the world float to the darkside of the moon
After all I knew it had to be somethingto do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end
(Chorus:)
If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
with mysuperhuman might
Kryptonite
You called me strong, you called me weakbut still your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times Inever let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head ifnot for me then you'd be dead
I picked you up and put youback on solid ground
If I go crazy then
will you still call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
If I go crazy then
will you still call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
with my superhuman might
Kryptonite
If I go crazy then
will you still call me Superman
If I'm alive and well,
will you be there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side
with my superhuman might
Kryptonite ...
Marik-*scowls*
Jay- boo.
Flora-NO FAIR HE CAN SING!!!
Yami- ^_______^
Jay-*waves hand* I wanna go again!!!!!
Flora- okay as long as the song isn't as disturbing as the last one...
Yugi- I will never look at The Wizard of Oz the same again...
Jay- YAY!!!!!!!!!
*Music starts*
(Jack Off Jill- Horrible)
I can't exist any more, 'til I destroy you
I'm hating everyone, don't know what to do
Ingesting flesh and bone
Makes me a cannibal
Or am I criminal?
I feel so horrible
HORRIBLE! Horrible, horrible...
Sucking on colorforms, becoming see-through
Still hating everyone, as I digest you
I do not feel wrong
Am I incurable?
Or am I criminal?
I'm so damn horrible
HORRIBLE! Horrible, horrible...
I will ingest you, so to protect you, then they can't take you away from me!
I will ingest you, so I can protect you, then they can't take you away from me!
Fade into yesterday, searching for my youth,
Try to detest it all, searching for the truth
Self-centered devil-spawn
This makes me durable
Or am I criminal?
I feel so horrible
HORRIBLE! Horrible, horrible...
Horrible, horrible, horrible...
AH!
Jay- ^_________________________________________^
Squeaky- ^_______^
Flora- Jay I said no disturbing songs...
Y.M., Bakura, Marik- YEAH!!!!! *whistle clap,and junk*
Jay- it wasn't disturbing i liked it!
Flora-*mentally slaps herself*
Jay- *looks around and sees V.M.*HEY V.M.! hug Squeaky!
V.M.- 0.0.... NO!!!!!!
Squeaky-*makes cute chipmunk face*
Jay- Aaaawwwww!!!!!!*hugs*
Squeaky- ^_________________________________________________________^
THE END...ALMOST....SORTOF....KINDA...
T.B.C.!!!!!!!!(better!)