The gang ran into the lobby of the hospital. Frank Jr. sat there nervously as Phoebe was being admitted to maternity. Joey held a video camera as the whole process was going on.

"Hi babies, it's me your mom and I am going to have you now." Phoebe said.

The orderly wheeled Phoebe into delivery. Joey followed her carrying the bags. Since he was the coach, he was allowed into the delivery area.

"So much has changed, Phoebe is giving birth, you and I are together, Ross and Rachel have reconciled for the third time." Monica said as she cuddled with Chandler on the couch of the waiting room.

Frank Jr. seemed to want to play with a lighter he found in his pocket. Wondering what he could find to melt. He looked around the waiting room.

Ross and Rachel began to start playfully kissing each other. Then she started to run her fingers through his black hair. He started to blow in her ear which caused her to giggle.

"Uh folks, this is where you have babies. Not make them." Chandler said as he was disgusted by their display of affection.

"You're right, let's go." said Rachel as she pulled Ross from the couch.

"You do know we can beat them." said Monica as she pulled Chandler from the couch as well. They walked down the hall to an abandoned room and started to make out . They stopped when they realized that there was someone in the bed next to them.

"Oops sorry." Monica said as they walked out of the room.

Phoebe was connected to a series of monitors and an iv was stuck in her hand. Having babies was painful and that part she took out on poor Joey.

"Tribbiani, this hurts like hell, it's all your fault." she screamed.

"Hey I didn't knock you up." he used to defend himself.

"No but you are a man and I blame you for that." she screamed.

Ross found a janitor's closet and pulled Rachel in it. She was giggling the whole time. He closed the door and looked at her.

"So this is what we are going to do till Phoebe gives birth. I am going to come over there and do this." He said as he started blowing in her ear.

"Oh Ross." she exclaimed

"And this" he started kissing her neck.

"Oh Ross."

"And this" he started to pull her shirt off

"Take me now." she started to pull his shirt off as well and they started to fully get into it.

"Hey I just thought of something, This closet looks familiar. Oh my, it's the same closet that Susan and I were locked in when Ben was born." Ross said.

"So our baby will be conceived in here then."

"You want a baby?" he asked

"I've wanted one since you and I kissed at the museum. Ben may be yours, but I want us to have a baby." Rachel started to kiss Ross again.

"OK." Ross said as he started to take his clothes off again.

Monica and Chandler still hadn't found a place to have sex yet. Door after door was opened and they were all a no go. Finally Chandler found one at the end of the hall. He grabbed Monica and opened it. That one was occupied too, just this time they knew who occupied it.

"Ross!"

"Rachel" Monica exclaimed. As the couple turned their heads to see it was Monica and Chandler standing there.

Joey was running into the hallway , "Guys Guys it's time! Phoebs is having the babies." he yelled. Everyone ran from the closet to the waiting room.

Back in the waiting room , everyone sat down. Ross and Rachel were the last ones to sit down.

They looked at each other and realized that their clothes were on backwards.

"Oh dear, our clothes seem to be on backwards. We'd better go and fix them." Ross grabbed Rachel and they left the waiting room.

"Wonder where the horny twins are going now?" said Chandler. Monica kept giving him the eye as she rubbed his leg.

"On second thought , Monica is your blouse on inside out?" asked Chandler as he grabbed her hand."Better fix it." Chandler said as he grabbed Monica and left.

"Guys? Guys?" Joey ran out of the delivery room. "Hey where did everyone go?"